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Badgerbait
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This made me laugh!

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Dear xxxxxxxxxx,

We have received your email.

To say I am upset is an understatement because your claim to have transferred the amount without sufficient proof is nothing but a wild goose chase and nobody is ready to start chasing shadows with all the work I have to contend with everyday as an attorney, exclusive of the procedure to have your funds transferred to you.

First, the account into which you claim to have paid the amount is a receivership account and in order for us to lay claim to any amount paid into that account, there has to be a payment/ transfer slip or proof of transfer (tracer)., otherwise the receivership agent will not listen to us and I am not ready to fight over such a meagre amount or any amount of money at that, even if it runs into millions without proof. Would you do that?
Besides, the fact that your bank has refused to send you a transfer slip knowing they should in case of any discrepancy, shows clearly that they do not have value for clientele relations and I do not expect you to consider that an ideal bank to deal with. It is rather disappointing that your bank cannot render services to you the way every other individual the world over gets services rendered to them.

You think about it, if I come to you and say I paid money to an agent you referred me to when obviously I am not the only one who pays money through that account and ask you to go get the money without proof of payment, would you? And even if you do and the agent says the money is not there no matter what you say, how will you prove to the contrary? I will not subject myself to any form of embarrasment for any reason.
If we must proceed as I have earlier said, then send me the payment details or if on the other hand you have not and you truly are ready to transfer your funds, then go on and make the payment and send me the details, otherwise there is nothing I can do.

At this time, every minute that passes is vital because the process of obtaining authorization by the officials have started and once it is approved and we are still to make arrangements for the probate document, I am sorry it will be a futile attempt by us then to see the funds transferred to you irrespective of whatever effort we put in.

I will await your immediate response.

Good day.
[email protected] Sm1th Esq.


Ohhh, how he will regret that!

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

irate lad wrote:
You think about it, if I come to you and say I paid money to an agent you referred me to when obviously I am not the only one who pays money through that account and ask you to go get the money without proof of payment, would you?
What's the problem [email protected] Smith? We do this to you lads all the time.

Nice rant, Bb. Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A stupid lad wrote:
Besides, the fact that your bank has refused to send you a transfer slip knowing they should in case of any discrepancy, shows clearly that they do not have value for clientele relations and I do not expect you to consider that an ideal bank to deal with. It is rather disappointing that your bank cannot render services to you the way every other individual the world over gets services rendered to them.


I think he's absolutely right, you should cease all business with that bank and set up a new account with a reputable institution like Plunder & Flee.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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At this time, every minute that passes is vital


vital? what is the meaning of this word? Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 10:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm sort of dazzled by the excellent English used by a lad!
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

ScammedOut wrote:
I'm sort of dazzled by the excellent English used by a lad!


I was thinking the same thing!

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I will not subject myself to any form of embarrasment for any reason. "

That there sounds like a challenge Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yes, that is one of the most well written rants I've seen in a while.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That's not a canned response, the lad must have spend quite a bit of time on that one. Nice work!

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