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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 3:16 am

His name is Williams @nyaoku, I like to call him Karyoke, this character of mine has a brain damage and act not always respectful. There is also a barrister mr. Barrister Buroshi @kinyemi which I like to call mr. Buroshit academy and later BA

i send a reply to this scam mail

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Dear mister Wiliams Karyoke

Thank you for the email I read it a couple of times s I think I begin to understand what this is all about.
first I have to tell you something, because I understand this deal is not buying some milk at the local grocery.
I know this deal is very big and there is a lot of money, but I think I can handle this.
A few years ago I had a big car accident, I survived whit heavy brain damage. because of that I am not enable to talk.
Therefore I don have a telephone there is a number what you can call to leave some messages, but I am not enable to call you back as you will understand. Because of the brain damage .... this for me his hard to say, but I am not clever.
people tell me all the time I am stupid, but I don't agree with them
second of all is that English is not my native language, so I am sorry if you can't understand me because of text or grammatical errors. There is a bright sight off this all, and that is that I received a lot of money from the insurance company. So I never have to work again, but I prefer to be poor and 100% normal again, But healthiness is not for sail.
please let me know if you are still interested, I will understand if you want to cancel our deal
Best regards
Izzy

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Attn Mrs. Izzy B@ckyet,

I received your mail today thanks for you responding quickly, you are so fortunate that you are our first client, which will make it easier for you to receive your fund.

As soon as all the documents are required then your fund will be forwarded to your account but firstly i will be providing you an Attorney that will secure the entire document needed and sign an Affidavit of claims and swear for your fund at the court of law.

Note, I want you to assist me in two ways, to stand as the ownership and claim this fund; please I want you to understand that it will cost us some money to get all the fund documents completed.

I pray we shall work together and I am assuring you, as soon as the entire documents are completed, immediately the Attorney will go to the federal high court to swear an affidavit on your behalf. Wait to hear from you.

The necessary information is needed for you to forward to me so that it can work out fine.

1. Full name:
2. Full address:
3. Phone:
4. Your age:
5. Gender:
6. Occupation:
7. Country:
8. Account Number:
9. Attach copy of your passport (personal photo or driver’s license) for recognition

Best Regard.

] REV.WILLIAMS SMITH Now it is Smith...)

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Dear mister Wiliams Karyoke,

I am very glad i read your email, and that you are still willing to go on this deal with me even with my condition.
therefore i am very grateful.
You ask for a copy of my passport or drivers license
i don't have a passport and they take away my drivers license because I have carmageddon syndrome, this means that after i get behind of the wheel of a car I hit people all the time.
well i do have a personal photo on my computer.
i don't have a scanner or know how to use one, so i am glad this one is already on my computer thanks to friends.

I forgot to send my details
so here they are:

1. Full name: Izzy Alre Ady B@ckyet
2. Full address: Huppeldepupstraat 44, 3415 Rotjeknor
3. Phone: message services @ +31xxxxxx
4. Your age: 32
5. Gender: Female
6. Occupation: enjoying life
7. Country: Netherlands
8. Account Number: 4711

hope this will do

greetings

Izzy

i send him this picture:

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Attn Mrs.Izzy B@ckyet,

I received your mail today thanks for you responding quickly, you are so fortunate that you are our first client, which will make it easier for you to receive your fund.

As soon as all the documents are required then your fund will be forwarded to your account but firstly i will be providing you an Attorney that will secure the entire document needed and sign an Affidavit of claims and swear for your fund at the court of law.

Note, I want you to assist me in two ways, to stand as the ownership and claim this fund; please I want you to understand that it will cost us some money to get all the fund documents completed.

I pray we shall work together and I am assuring you, as soon as the entire documents are completed, immediately the Attorney will go to the federal high court to swear an affidavit on your behalf. Wait to hear from you.

Best Regard.

REV.WILLIAMS @ny@oku Goodbuy smith, hello @ny@oku

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Dear mr. Karyoke,

thank you fro your reply,
sometime it’s hard for me to read business language because of my condition what i have told you earlier.
therefore i am glad there will be a lawyer who will help me.
can i give permission to that lawyer so he can sign for me if it’s necessary?
it will take me for hours to print something sign it and scan it to my computer, because of my handicap.

you say it will cost us some money, i will have to let you know that i can go till €245.000
i have that in the bank, further then that is not possible to collect that money, because the money i got from the insurance company is not reachable for the next 2 months.

Until our next email I would like to say
Until next time, take care of yourself, and each other. ...

Izzy

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Attn Mrs.Izzy B@ckyet,

I received your mail; here is the contact of the Attorney who is in charge of your fund. (b@rriduroshi@[email protected]) he will direct you on what to do.
Thanks and God bless you and your family
Rev .Williams @nyaoku

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Dear Mr. Karyoke,

I don't know what to say,
Can you make me a format letter what I can copy and send to that men?
Sorry for this

Quote:

Attn Mrs. Izzy B@ckyet,

I received your mail, all what you need to do is to tell the Attorney on what to do next concerning this fund and he will tell you.

Best regards

Rev.Williams @nyaoku

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Dear mister Barriduro shaking enemys

What to do next concerning this fund

Izzy

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I received your mail, My name is Barrister Buroshi Akinyemi esq who is in charge of your fund, all what to do next is to get the necessary documents needed from the Federal High Court Of Nigeria.

I will get to them and get the documents tomorrow so when I return I will let you know.

Best regards

Barrister Burosh1 @kinyemi esq

Quote:

dear mr. Buroshit academy

I wait for the documents
see your mail in the morning

regards
Izzy

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Attn Mrs. Izzy B@ckyet,

I received your mail; I went to the Federal High Court of Nigeria today to collect the necessary documents for your fund, which will enable the Bank to transfer your fund to you as soon as possible but the Over Attorney General refuse to give me the document due to some amount he quested ($7,50), this money he requested is for the clearance of the document so that I can swear on it by your name that you are the rightful owner of this fund.

As soon as you have the money, send it through money gram by the information written below: so that I can get the documents and to make the fund ready.

RECEIVERS NAME: DUR0SHI @KINYEMI

ADDRESS; LAGOS NIGERIA.

Amounts: US$7, 50

Test Question: God is in

Answer; Control

As soon you send the money, forward the information to me so that I can collect the money.

Stays bless..

Best regards.

Rev .Williams @ny@oku

The ask me to pay 7,50 so I send it 3 times (not) and they having a problem with collecting the money somehow. After a while they find a way to pay for me the first 4,00 and I have to pay the last 3,50

I send a couple of wrong WU receipt, and then I find him on Google chat

Quote:

ME: hello mister Karyoke

REV.WILLIAMS: where are you
ME: I am behind you
BOEHH!!!
REV.WILLIAMS: you make me look
ME: haha just kidding

ME: the lawyer doesn’t believe me he doesn't read my email good enough
But seriously, the lawyer doesn't understand me, I just want you to know that I am out of this deal

REV.WILLIAMS: what was the Attorney telling you
ME: he still want me to send the 3,50 what left of the 7,50
I already told him it's not going to happen, I paid enough
REV.WILLIAMS: what was your respond
ME: He said, if I am not up to it I am not serious enough for this deal

He said: The way you are talking seems that you are not ready to collect this fund; well it is left for you to decide when you want me to collect the documents needed for your fund.

I told him i quit

REV.WILLIAMS: you don,t have to quit try and understand what he is telling you
ME: I understand perfectly, but he don't understand me

REV.WILLIAMS: because i was with him last night and he told me that he did not recived any money from you
ME: i know that, western union give it back to me
2 times

But not the 25 fee i have to pay for the transfers
REV.WILLIAMS: what do you mean
ME: because the number was not correct i went down to the western union and ask, then he says i could get the 7,50 back to resend it, but not the 25 fee
Anyway i have to go now (I saw him online just before I have to go to work)REV.WILLIAMS: ok are you going to resend the 750 to the Attorney
for the documents of your fund
don,t be afraid i will stand for you
ME: now not again it’s not 750 but 7,50
Wink

But i have to go, i email you in a few hours
REV.WILLIAMS: please let me know if you will resend the money to the Attorney
ME: bye, bye mr. Karyoke
i will mail you
REV.WILLIAMS: no ti is 7,50
ME: No it is not! now say bye, bye to izzy......
hello....?
REV.WILLIAMS: bye i will be expecting your mail
ME: no problem, i mailing you after i get back
REV.WILLIAMS: ok
take care
ME: good boy Smile

you 2
REV.WILLIAMS: God bless
ME: and the rest
i mean god bless you too
bye bye
REV.WILLIAMS: ok

NEXT DAY:

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ME: Peekaboo!
Hello mr. Karyoke
Sad

did you get my email?
REV.WILLIAMS: hello
ME: Hi
did you get my email?
REV.WILLIAMS: yes i got your mail
ME: just wondering. what do we do now?
REV.WILLIAMS: so will you resend the moiney to the Attorney
ME: lawyer doesn't understand
no
i am already pay 7,50 for the bus to get to the western union
REV.WILLIAMS: so when is the Attorney going to received the money
ME: i don't believe mr. BA anymore
REV.WILLIAMS: no you have to belive him trust me
ME: he said he could borrow 4,00...he makes that in 10 minutes work
REV.WILLIAMS: as you can see he is confuse
that is the reason he told you that
ME: that makes 2 of use
REV.WILLIAMS: do not worry
ME: i want to continue, but he have to stop asking about this 7,50 that’s ridiculous
REV.WILLIAMS: so what do you feel we should do
ME: let me think
REV.WILLIAMS: think fast
ME: why?
i don't know what to do
maybe we have to stop this after all
REV.WILLIAMS: do you know that, the 7,50 the Attorney general requested
is just for you to get your documents of your fund
to be ready
as your claims agent i am advising you to try all you can to send the requested amount
then you can leave the rest for me to handle
ME: you don't understand me...never mind i will get out of this then...
Sad

REV.WILLIAMS: ok what do you want me to do
ME: he can pay to get the documents, and we settle this later, that’s the only way
REV.WILLIAMS: what ever you say i do
i gave the ATTORNEY HALF OF THE AMOUNT ON YOUR BEHAVE
SO THAT TO GET THE DOCUMENTS BUT YOU ARE ONLY PERSON DELAYING WITH SUM OF 3,50 TO COMPLETE THE REMAINING
ME: hellooooooooo
we are talking about 3 dollar and 50 cents.....
a lawyer here only picks up his pencil and he already makes that amount
REV.WILLIAMS: am talking about three hundred and fifty dollars
ME: yeah right…
you say 3,50
not 350
REV.WILLIAMS: yes
ME: that is not the same
:s
REV.WILLIAMS: how
ME: i send trough western union 7,50 and pay 25,00 fees
7,50 is not 750
REV.WILLIAMS: madam what are you saying
ME: you don't put a "comma" in 750 that make is 7, 50
7, 50 = 7 dollar and 50 cents
REV.WILLIAMS: i mean seven hundred and fifty dollars
ME: 750,- is sevenhunderd and fifty dollar
DUH!!!!!
and i am the one with the brain-damage Surprised

REV.WILLIAMS: may be you don,t understand
ME: i understand perfectly, but this lawyer is stupid, he made the biggest mistake i ever seen
REV.WILLIAMS: i am glad you understand me
ME: i don’t want to work with BA anymore....
do you agree he is not good enough for this job
he almost screw this deal of us
REV.WILLIAMS: ok do you know what we don,t have a chioce because he has being the only one handling the job, but i will assist him
because you are my personal client
ME: No i am the one who make that decision, and he is out of here
REV.WILLIAMS: ok i will handle it for you
ME: i really mean this.
REV.WILLIAMS: ok
ME: he is out or i am out
REV.WILLIAMS: no your in
ME: my way or the highway
REV.WILLIAMS: are you ok my that
your way
ME: oke you got the message
fine then
i don't want to hear from BA
except is official apology off course
REV.WILLIAMS: no problem
ME: thank you
well i have to go now
REV.WILLIAMS: so will you send the money to me so that i can start processing it from where he stop
ME: yes after i get his official apology off course
from him
REV.WILLIAMS: ok
i will let him know
ME: thanks i appreciate that
now say bye bye to izzy...
REV.WILLIAMS: i will do any thing for you
ME: nice to know
REV.WILLIAMS: bye bye
ME: bye bye Smile

REV.WILLIAMS: take care

2 days later:
A day before this chat, he send me a offline message “ helo”

Quote:

ME: What do you want?
REV.WILLIAMS: what do you mean
ME: you say "helo" to me
maybe it was a message of yesterday...
I saw you were typing, after you’re finished you have to hit the enter button...
you go offline !?!
okay nevermind then

17 minutes later

REV.WILLIAMS: hello
i saw your mail
ME: ok...so you know were i stand
why did you go, you get offline in our conversation
REV.WILLIAMS: i was busy
sorry for that
ME: oh...okay
Hey Rev. i got an offer of this fund and they want my help to release it, so if you just can send an email that we stooped our deal i can go for this other offer i get
i don’t want to sit in the middle of 2 deals, that’s confusing for me
hopefully you will understand
REV.WILLIAMS: what are you saying
we have been wasting a lot of time on this fund
it seems you are not interested
ME: yep i know, but you refuse to let him send this official apology, his email means nothing to me
I am interested, but have to go the right way
look, i got an email of mister Michael Douglass he send me an email, here is a little part of it

Fund Manager with Fidelity Investment UK and I handle all our Investor’s Capital Project Funds.
I have a buisness proposition of 60.5 million United states dolllars for you.Upon your indication of interest,
so if you and I not go further, i will to go and try to help him.
but as i say before i don't want to go help mr Douglass if we are doing business
2 deals confuse me (This "i bring my money to another scammer" works for me every time)
REV.WILLIAMS: i hace tyo go to the federal high court tomorrow for me to get the documents
try and forget all what the Attorney did to you and resend the money for me
to go to the Attorney General and get the documents from him
ME: Objection, your honour!
no i will not forget i want that apology
print the attachment, fill the form, sign it and send it back to me
.... offline again....

Last chat session:

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ME: I got your email, i wait for the form of apology, thanks to make this work after all
mister Karyoke?
REV.WILLIAMS: if that will make you happy so be it
ME: yes that make me happy, it brings back this silly girl
REV.WILLIAMS: what do you mean by that
ME: i mean that Izzy is back in the game
REV.WILLIAMS: ok
ME: i call myself a silly girl, because all my friends say that i am silly
REV.WILLIAMS: i hope we can now get the documents
by sending the money for the documents
ME: yep no problem
REV.WILLIAMS: ok
ME: that’s if BA is want to work on that apology form
REV.WILLIAMS: yes
he will work on it
ME: that’s good
are you married?
REV.WILLIAMS: i promise i will do all my best to see that your fund get to you
are you married
ME: that’s nice, you are a nice person
REV.WILLIAMS: too
ME: no i am not married
REV.WILLIAMS: thanks
ME: i scared man away...somehow
REV.WILLIAMS: sorry for that
ME: i am used to it
i can't act normal they say
REV.WILLIAMS: ok
i have to go now
ME: me too
don’t forget to say bye bye to izzy
REV.WILLIAMS: see you soon
the attorney will send you the letter
bye
ME: i hope so
REV.WILLIAMS: bye bye

after that, i try a dollar chop, but he doesn't get it, they still send me email about how to send $7,50 Rolling Eyes

after a while i was getting bored and didn't reply anymore

Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 3:52 am

I do like the formal apology form you got filled out, that's pretty damn cool!

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