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PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 6:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^What the hell was that?!?! Did you just steal her dog? Shocked
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

yeah, I guess that's my skill. Not bad since all I've got to really fight people is a sissy little pocket knife.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 7:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

with that skill, you should look for opponents with a bear.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 10:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Stab me, stab my ferret, but its hammer time

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 6:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I haven't found any bears to beat up, but at least I know who to pick on.
http://mr-scissorkick.mybrute.com/fight/766472065

Edit:
I just noticed Bohigal paid my brute a visit. Anyone else who needs an easy win is welcome; just make sure your pets are on a leash.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

WTF? Some dude turned up with a bloody trumpet! ..which turns out to be a good weapon

Level 7.. but I see the tournament winner is level 235, so a wee way to go yet

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 7:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Did the My Brute site crash?

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Yes.
My awesomeness probably overloaded the server.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Beat by a geezer with a toasting fork, looks like one of you lot.
http://inspector-death.mybrute.com/tf/90388562

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This is how you take care of a guy toting a wolf and a dog.

http://slightlyoutofit.mybrute.com/fight/852034602

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 4:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^ you ran over, gave him a hug, and he quit? what kind of a fight was that?

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 8:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I don't know what it is (probably my incredible good looks) but since I've been promoted to Level 18 (yes, I know I'm awesome) everyone is taking a pop at me.
I've gone from averaging one or two fights a week to about 20 a day.

Obviously, I win most of them (I'm quite brilliant) but people must be trying their luck because my character looks so crap at first glance.
Sucks to be them when he kicks their asses.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Somebody just jumped on my head, grabbed all my weapons and beat me to death with them. I think it was my ex-wife.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 4:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

3 fights, 3 wins, at least I didn't take a pop at Slightly today (got my arse kicked yesterday) even beat some guy with an overgrown chicken drumstick.
Now level 8. and the top level is ? (way over 245)
edit to add:
sometimes you get the chicken drumstick,
sometimes it get you.
oh bu88er!

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 12:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

damned if I'm getting sucked into this stupid game without bumping it up now and again.

If I suffer, you all suffer - I believe that is my family motto!

Si ego sino , vos totus sino

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 6:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ You're not the only one.

It's a chore keeping my shitty character going - when you get to the late teens, it takes weeks to level up.

But now I've started I'll be buggered if I'm going to stop until I get a bear. Or at least the bollocks on a stick.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 9:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ I'd just like the button that makes my idiot use the stuff he's got, or at least not throw away a perfectly good chicken drumstick in favour of a tiny, tiny fruit knife.

I want what she's having: http://clapmonkey2.mybrute.com/fight/1007304078

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 9:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^ You just got toasted by a level 7 Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 7:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A brutal error has been encountered!

Again?

I hope it doesn't take too long to fix this,must still have my blokes/gals fight today!

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 7:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

They really are down a lot

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 5:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Finally.... and this is how you beat a man with a bear and a dog Evil Lol

http://forker-toon.mybrute.com/fight/1069411458

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 1:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Finally I got me a pet, a dog. More of a cat person, me, but it's a step towards a bear I suppose.

I also have smelly-armpit power which frightens animals away.
Art imitating life again.

Smelly armpit power - warning, sometimes causes Brute amnesia, apparently

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 10:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I killed a bear!!!
First one I've ever beaten.

http://slightlyoutofit.mybrute.com/tf/438904

I'm now, officially, beyond awesome.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 11:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Or at least the bollocks on a stick.

Paul Teutil Senior has not only got the knobbly bollocks onna stick but the mega knobby bollock onna stick too.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 11:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It really annoys me that 1 millisecond after finishing a fight it is 'forgotten' Evil or Very Mad

I just got beat by a chick in her underwear armed with a rope and a toothbrush, so naturally I was both enjoying it and looking forward to cornflakes in the morning. Turns out the toothbrush was bollocks on a stick and she beat the sh1t out of me. So like real life.

Slightly, you don't cross-dress do you?

The only plus is that my chicken drumstick now has extra lead in it, or a brick, and can knock seven bells out of people.. when I'm not chucking it over my shoulder for no reason.

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