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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:36 am |
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Do any of you have sound? I don't. |
The only sound I have is this:
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Go on you fucker!!!
Go on, pull that club in him.
Hit him with something!!!
Stop fighting with your fists you dumb bastard.
Hit him again.
Go on!!!
Use a weapon.
You got him. He's low on health!!!
What the fuck? Where did he get that hammer from?
You useless prick!!!
Ah fuck it. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:44 am |
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I think I just bumped Forker up to level 8 (just by joining and kicking some ass) |
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Ghost
419Eater Admin
Joined: 26 Jun 2004
Posts: 6162
Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.
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Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:48 am |
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@slightly - Okay and yes I know. My male brute has a stick, a spear, and an ax yet some girl was whacking on him with a big drumstick looking club and all he would do was hit her with his fists. Then when he was almost dead he pulled out his stick which was his smallest weapon. He knocked the club out of her hand then backed up and threw the stick at her. Then she pulled out her stick and it was over. What a dummy. |
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Knid
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Apr 2009
Posts: 166
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Thu Jul 30, 2009 12:23 pm |
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My brute just got his ass kicked by a bear. A bear! They should give you some kind of warning before you go picking a fight with someone who has a bear. |
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Thu Jul 30, 2009 12:27 pm |
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^ there are dogs too. One slice of an ax will get rid of them, but by then you may already have lost too much health to win the fight. |
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Rover
Site Admin
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 16189
Location: North of the Limpopo
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Thu Jul 30, 2009 2:03 pm |
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Thu Jul 30, 2009 3:31 pm |
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Use this Rover and you might win 3 out of 3 and progress quicker.
http://www.mybrutecheats.com/opponentmatcher/
In fact if everyone uses it Rover will progress even quicker because our brutes will progress quicker and so on, etc, ad infinitum.......
Failing that everyone pick on SOOI. |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Fri Jul 31, 2009 11:19 am |
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Oh Jesus.
Even with the cheat my beast still managed to lose. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Fri Jul 31, 2009 11:37 am |
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My brute is cursed. Now I wonder if I should not have named him "Fam0h." |
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You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
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Rover
Site Admin
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 16189
Location: North of the Limpopo
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Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:52 pm |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Sat Aug 01, 2009 9:01 am |
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^^ "Real slow"?
I'm lvl5 and all I've got to fight with is a stick. Everyone I come up against has an arsenal of weapons at their disposal but not me.
Even if I pull the stick out (which I rarely do), one good swipe around the head from an opponent, I drop the bastard and have to fight the rest of the match with my puny fists.
The only benefit I can see with my character is that I'm endowed with lots of health. All that bastard well means though is that it just takes longer for me to lose each match. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Sat Aug 01, 2009 9:34 am |
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My 1st brute is Level 6 with 25 victories. Thats because I use the cheats to pick easier wins. 2 points a time speeds up the progress.
Who is BootstheMonkey? Thought I'd have a go.
Clicky to see my VICTORY
My apologies to you. |
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Fake Bank sites killed - 1 x
Vogons unite against 419.
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Bloody hell I've been ninja'd
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Ghost
419Eater Admin
Joined: 26 Jun 2004
Posts: 6162
Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.
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Sat Aug 01, 2009 9:50 am |
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^^ you took that guy to school
I just lost 2 out of 3 fights again
Someone beat me up from a distance by throwing ninja stars at me
Here, you can replay all the insult and humility
http://reignagain.mybrute.com/fight/570669902
BootstheMonkey is probably Dora (don't you watch nicktoons) and how do you cheat? I need all the help I can get. |
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8/11/07-12/15/08 i am totally a looser -Bruce The trophy machine
2/25/08-4/10/10 It is going to cost me more this time - Lawrence, EFCC Lad Deck participant
3/3/08-6/6/10 i know some day you'll send me some real good bucks ok - Byran The Eater Bunny
3/13/08-3/25/10 i have played my path and now I am waiting for the pay - Wale Wild card |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Sat Aug 01, 2009 9:54 am |
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HitchHiker wrote: |
Who is BootstheMonkey? |
Who cares? Why bother with the identity of non-entities? Just give them a hiding and be done with it.
Looks like there's one brute that I may be able to beat the crap out of.
When Slightlyoutofit has had a rest, he's gonna give that loser a good kicking. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Sat Aug 01, 2009 10:42 am |
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Herpes was all over Rover like a rash.
http://herpes.mybrute.com/fight/571001335 |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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Rover
Site Admin
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 16189
Location: North of the Limpopo
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Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:33 pm |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:27 pm |
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Let's see, everyone kicked my ass while I was gone. Hmmmmm.
Yep, BootsTheMonkey is me. Level 4 and 10 victories.
And DeigoTheAnimal. Level 4 with 9 victories.
And DoraTheTerrible just went to Level 5 with 10 victories AND I just got BRUTE STRENGTH! So stop picking on me!
And crazy-ass squirrel, you still won't be able to beat me. |
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El Nombre
419Eater is my life
Joined: 06 Jun 2009
Posts: 375
Location: slapping the nearest lad with a spoon
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Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:34 pm |
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now everyone, this is how you fight a brute with a bear
http://shadowedmirage.mybrute.com/fight/570888853
ShadowedMirage
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Victories 25
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Old No. 7
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 31 Jul 2007
Posts: 777
Location: Somewhere Else
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Sat Aug 01, 2009 7:35 pm |
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So, the advice to Rover appears to be "never take a stick to an axe fight"
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Rover
Site Admin
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 16189
Location: North of the Limpopo
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Sat Aug 01, 2009 9:48 pm |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Mon Aug 03, 2009 6:51 pm |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Mon Aug 03, 2009 7:45 pm |
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^^ What did you expect? All I've got is that gay little stick.
And even then you'll notice it took me half an hour to pull the bastard thing out and then what did I do? Yes, that's right. I threw the fucking thing away.
You'll also notice that I didn't even bother using my superpower in the second match. Just wtf is the point in having a superpower if you don't use the goddam thing?
I have come to the conclusion that my brute is severely retarded. A total cock-wallet.
All I can do is keep plugging away, hoping that when I level up he'll get a machine gun one day. Honestly. There has to be a reason why he's so shit now.
Oh btw.
http://deigotheanimal.mybrute.com/fight/571956992
Dog-felcher is also me.
Die. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Mon Aug 03, 2009 7:49 pm |
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Slightlyoutofit wrote: |
There has to be a reason why he's so shit now. |
Besides the fact that he is you?
ETA: I let you have that one. ^^^ |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Mon Aug 03, 2009 7:50 pm |
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^^ See my edit, smart-arse. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Mon Aug 03, 2009 7:52 pm |
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