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dr stephen williams
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Okay, this is too funny. I'd love to know who made this.

A "zoophile" is someone who has sex with animals. Apparently, some clever baiter has fed this script out to lad land.

Have fun with this!
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Date: Tue, 21 Jul 2009 17:50:47 +0000
Message-ID: <[email protected]>
Subject: get back to me as soon as possible
From: kwati yeboah <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
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Greetings Friend of the Animals
Please forgive this intrusion into your most esteemed email box. I am Kwati
Yeboah, pastor and veterinary surgeon and I am charged with running the
Z00philes of Mercy animal refuge here in Accra Ghana.

Here at the Z00philes of Mercy we take in orphaned animals found by members
of the public as well as those that have been abandoned by zoological parks,
travelling circuses, gypsies and illegal immigrants to our country as well
as those which are found by the authorities and confiscated from people
trying to smuggle these animals out of the country. We are charged before
God who made all living things to alleviate the suffering of those weaker
than ourselves and this is what all of us here at the Zoophiles of Mercy try
to do. Also we have outreach programs among the wider community to
encourage people to respect animals, get to know them and interact with them
in an intimate and loving way.

Regrettably in recent months there has been a great upsurge of people trying
to smuggle out exotic animals including leopard, lion, zebra, various
antelope and on one memorable occasion a group of criminals tried to smuggle
a live elephant by placing it in a shipping container with only a hole for
it to place its trunk out of to breathe. We weep at such cruelty but we
must do our best for these unfortunate animals which are victims of man's
greed and disrespect for the world God has created.
Additionally a local scheme to breed very small animals for the European and
American pet market has closed down due to the economic recession gripping
the world and we have had to take over their breeding stock or these
charming little creatures would have been shot and used for food. You can
see the pictures of these little beauties with this email.

Needless to say such an influx of animals has stretched our resources to
breaking point and so I am taking this extraordinary and drastic step of
using the medium of the interweb to reach out to you for your assistance.
Please would you like to sponsor one of our animals? We have a number of
options available from a simple one-off payment to longer term sponsorship
and many animals from large to small to sponsor. For just a few hundred
pounds a year you can save the life of one of our animals, name it and you
will receive regular reports on your chosen animal and photographs.
Also we have the opportunity for you to acquire some of our tamer animals
for yourself and for free! We will take care of all the paperwork and
government clearances for you and arrange for shipping, we ask only for a
modest fee to cover our expenses and transportation costs.

Please if this letter has touched your heart do get back to me on my pravite
email([email protected]) or call me on (+233248794766 )as soon as you
can.
I have attached some photographs of our animals so you can see the good work
that we do.
With Greetings
Rev. Dr. Kwati Yeboah.
Veterinary Sturgeon
Z00philes of Mercy Animal Refuge

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<p>Greetings Friend of the Animals<br>Please forgive this intrusion into yo=
ur most esteemed email box. I am Kwati Yeboah, pastor and veterinary surgeo=
n and I am charged with running the Zoophiles of Mercy animal refuge here i=
n Accra Ghana. <br>
=A0<br>Here at the Z0ophiles of Mercy we take in orphaned animals found by =
members of the public as well as those that have been abandoned by zoologic=
al parks, travelling circuses, gypsies and illegal immigrants to our countr=
y as well as those which are found by the authorities and confiscated from =
people trying to smuggle these animals out of the country.=A0 We are charge=
d before God who made all living things to alleviate the suffering of those=
weaker than ourselves and this is what all of us here at the Zoophiles of =
Mercy try to do.=A0 Also we have outreach programs among the wider communit=
y to encourage people to respect animals, get to know them and interact wit=
h them in an intimate and loving way.<br>
=A0<br>Regrettably in recent months there has been a great upsurge of peopl=
e trying to smuggle out exotic animals including leopard, lion, zebra, vari=
ous antelope and on one memorable occasion a group of criminals tried to sm=
uggle a live elephant by placing it in a shipping container with only a hol=
e for it to place its trunk out of to breathe.=A0 We weep at such cruelty b=
ut we must do our best for these unfortunate animals which are victims of m=
an's greed and disrespect for the world God has created.=A0 <br>
Additionally a local scheme to breed very small animals for the European an=
d American pet market has closed down due to the economic recession grippin=
g the world and we have had to take over their breeding stock or these char=
ming little creatures would have been shot and used for food.=A0 You can se=
e the pictures of these little beauties with this email.<br>
=A0<br>Needless to say such an influx of animals has stretched our resource=
s to breaking point and so I am taking this extraordinary and drastic step =
of using the medium of the interweb to reach out to you for your assistance=
.<br>
Please would you like to sponsor one of our animals? We have a number of op=
tions available from a simple one-off payment to longer term sponsorship an=
d many animals from large to small to sponsor.=A0 For just a few hundred po=
unds a year you can save the life of one of our animals, name it and you wi=
ll receive regular reports on your chosen animal and photographs.<br>
Also we have the opportunity for you to acquire some of our tamer animals f=
or yourself and for free! We will take care of all the paperwork and govern=
ment clearances for you and arrange for shipping, we ask only for a modest =
fee to cover our expenses and transportation costs.</p>

<p>Please if this letter has touched your heart do get back to me on my pra=
vite email(<a href=3D"mailto:[email protected]">[email protected]=
om</a>) or call me on (+233248794766 )as soon as you can.<br>I have attache=
d some photographs of our animals so you can see the good work that we do.<=
br>
With Greetings <br>Rev. Dr. Kw--=ati Ye//boah.<br>Veterinary Sturgeon=A0 <br>Zoo=
philes of Mercy Animal Refuge</p>
<p>=A0</p>

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 8:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I believe you have sunshine to thank for this little beauty Wink

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=168674

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 8:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nice!

I "bit!"

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 10:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Guilty as charged Smile

Did he send you the picture of the miniature zebra?

The background is that I was baiting this lad and all of a sudden he decided I was a fellow "guyman" (scammer). My ladspeak is rubbish so I said I wasa 419er too but I was born in the UK of West African parents and ran a successful scamming ring. Of course no one falls for those old NOK scams any more so this was the format of the future. Want to join my gang lad?

I gave him a list of magas (all residents of this parish) and told him I would take 20% of any money he got from these. However if he mailed this format to magas I did not give him he could keep 90%.

Guess the greed got to him Smile

Feel free to pile in... but be sure when the time is right to ensure he fills in the correct export form: http://members.419eater.com/~sunshine/CITES.pdf

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 11:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"Stephen Colbert" is looking for a new eagle - I'm sure this lad can help Laughing. pm sent.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Vivian Williams, well known bleeding heart left wing overly verbose animal rights activist is on the list as well now

Hi Doc, another Bicycle Insurance style bait? Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Aaaaah! Okay, things make sense. Yes on graphics, Sunshine. It looks like a zebra/poodle cross.

Irish, shades of Dr Philios here. This guy has to be an idiot. Like Dr Philios.

Email sent!


This sounds like it is going to be fun.

Nice work, Sunshine![/url][/b]

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 6:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mine came in late yesterday, and he's on script. However, the header was kind of odd -- not my address!

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fromkwati yeboah <[email protected]>
[email protected]@aol.com I leeted the addy

dateTue, Jul 21, 2009 at 12:50 PM
subjectget back to me as soon as possible
Question

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 6:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ It would seem that the lad has started using this script on all the email addresses he has (his oga (me) only gets a 10% commission on those so it's financially attractive to him to spread this far and wide - especially as it seems to be such a successful format with all those magas replying Smile

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 9:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dr Twati replied wrote:
We have different species of animals/pets which we are takcares of:-
(e.g. Cat , rabbit, hamster, ki-rin), (e.g. chimpanzee, ocelot, pygmy giraffe) (e.g. Lion, Tiger , rhino, velociraptor, elephant),


Vivian is after sponsoring a Lesser Spotted Malagascay Lemur, what's the bet he has one?

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

FYI - His intial e-mail to me went to my spam box, so if anyone else has signed up to be a victim but hasn't gotten an e-mail yet, check your spam folder Smile

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@Worf, yes, I found his initial reply in my spam box. Undeterred, I responded:

Quote:
Hello,

I sponsor animals world-wide and would be interested in your facility. How very mean to put an elephant in a box! What kind of small animals do you have? I like the small ones.


I didn't sign it, but of course I'm a fellow veterinary sturgeon, and a busy one at that. Laughing

No response yet. I'm guessing they're having to take a head count or something so they can divvy them up. Very Happy

Thanks, Sunshine, excellent modality. Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

None of my attempts have been fruitful lately, but what the hey.

I told him I'm looking for something small and fluffy for between $500 - $15,000. Also asked if who took care of the vet inspections.

It will be interesting "shopping" through the animals he suggests to me.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 7:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Looks like your boi is a more diligent worker than most of the others I've been in touch with lately. I'll need to carefully consider the list. Sadly the stock below doesn't include anything of th esize I was hoping for. Bigger than an armadillo, but smaller than a wombat, and a little furrier. This looks like script to me.

I think I'll reply and explain that...
"I must make a trip to Madagascar,
and leave my poor loved ones alone,
if they have a pet, they won't be lonesome,
and the pet will have a good home.

So how much are the animals on the website?
The ones with the waggly tails?
How much are the pets on the website?
I do hope the pets are for sale..."

Quote:
Attn:Mr Horace Manua,
Thanks we appreciate your mails and the contents is well understood
We are so grateful that you have decided to buy some our Z00philes of M3rcy Animal Refug3, Furry and Tame Animals .
Kindly Fill the Form with your personal information.
Your Name_______________________
Your Address __________________________________
Your Email _________________________
Your Direct Telephone number ______________________
Any ID Cards__________________________________________
From the table below you can find out your animals Small Furry Animals & Tame Animals Choose your choice ,so that we can send you the photographer of each one.
Names of Animal/Pets
African Wild Dog ...................................
Agouti .......................................................
Anteaters .................................................
Antelopes ...............................................
Armadillos................................................
Aardvarks................................................
Badgers .....................................................
Bats ...........................................................
Bears .........................................................
Beavers.....................................................
Bobcats ....................................................
Buffaloes ...............................................
Camels ................................................
Cats ............................................................
Cheetahs......................................................
Chimpanzee...................................................
Chinchilla ......................................................
Cougar............................................................
Cows .............................................................
Coyote...........................................................
Deers ................................................................
Desert Animals.................................................
Dhole ...................................................................
Dogs......................................................................
Dolphins ............................................................
Tapirs .................................................................
Tigers ..................................................................
Warthog................................................................
Whales ..................................................................
Wolves .................................................................
Yaks ......................................................................
Zebra ...................................................................
Takin ..................................................................
Duiker .................................................................
Elephants ............................................................
Elk ........................................................................
Ferret ....................................................................
Foxes ......................................................................
Gazelle ...................................................................
Gerbils.....................................................................
Gerenuk....................................................................
Giraffes....................................................................
Goats ....................................................................
Golden Moles.......................................................
Guinea Pigs ..............................................................
Hamsters .......................................................................
Hedgehogs .......................................................................
Hippopotamus ...................................................................
Other ....................................................................................
Your positive reply is needed.
Yours Faithfully
With Greetings
Rev. Dr. Kwati Yeboah.
Veterinary Sturgeon
Zoophiles of Mercy Animal Refuge



Won't it get expensive for him to send me th ephotographer of each one? I'd really rather just have the pic.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:

Dear Dr. Kwati,

Thank you for your e-mail.

I am very interested in acquiring a male baby American Bald Eagle. I used to have one called Stephen Jr., but he escaped and flew away to Canada. I assume he is hunting carp and doing all sorts of liberal things that I do not approve of, but that is beside the point now.

Do you have any baby eagles to ship to me so I can start over again? I promise I will raise this one with proper conservative values and lots of good food like cheese.

Also, I did not get any of the pictures you said you attached. Can you attach the pictures to your next e-mail, particularly any baby eaglets that you have in stock?

-Stephen



Quote:

Dear Mr Stephen Colbert
Thank you for your reply,i have attach the picture again and i will send you the pictures of the Bald Eagle that we have at the moment,I'm sorry for the lost of your Eagle i believe if you have other one you will take care of him very well this time as you said,please fill the form below.
Your Name_______________________
Your Address __________________________________
Your Email _________________________
Your Direct Telephone number ______________________
I await to hear from you soon
Rev.Dr.Kwati Yeboah
Veterinary Sturgeon

Zoophiles of Mercy Refuge


He sends me pictures of a giraffe and a van Confused . Then he remembers to send me pictures of eagles - six pictures in all. Smile

Quote:

Dear Dr. Kwati,

Wow, you have a ton of eagles! This is great.

I would like one of the fluffy ones in the second picture. A male, like I said before.

I'll get back to with my information.

Thanks,
Stephen

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"Either you are lying or you are not telling the truth here, buddy." - H4rrison Ford (the lad, not the actor of course)
"you are an embodiment of permanent failure, an epitome of misfortune of life . . . a disgrace to your generation" - Lambert Lee
Safari = Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to Ziguinchor
Safari = Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal (co-bait with OxygenDeprived)
Safari = Mattar - Abidjan, Ivory Coast to Accra, Ghana
Safari = Stanley, co-bait with VDJ, Gadget and Jayhawk - Aba to Benin City
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Rev.Dr. Kwati wrote:
Dear:Vivian Williams ,
Thanks for your update reply, The contents of your mail is well understood, we are going to work with you sucessfully. (I'm sure we are)
Yes we have several spotted mala lemurs the photos is attached,.
Regarding your sponsorship, We need assist on Drug, and Feeding, and Maintance of the Zoophiles of Mercy Animal Refuge,
Please what types of sponsoship,Will you like to render to us, .
Kindly inform your mood of sponsor if its Monthly assistance or weekly assistance or Year.
At the end of the year, We offer for award to our sponsorship, By Giving animal of there Choice, accordingly to your Contributions. to our Zoophiles of Mercy Animal Refuge
We have attached photo of the lemurs to it.
Your positive reply is welcome.


4 pics of lemurs, and a nice long gushy reply sent back, stressing the urgency of more information including

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You mention drugs for the animals? Are these antibiotics or preventive pallatives? Do you have many diseases common among your animals? I have heard that River Paralysis from mosquitos is prevalent in parts of the world. Are the animals being protected from that?

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Glad he's keeping you all amused Smile He's taken to this modality like a duck to water - I certainly did not give him that huge list of animals or any pictures beyond the little zebra and giraffe so he's been a busy lad....

.. which is keeping him away from real vics and, of course, ultimately crushing his spirits as he realises its all for nothing. Which is I guess why we're here.

As his oga I'll be asking him for his end of week report shortly and then slapping him because he hasn't made any money yet.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 1:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I got an email with two pictures, 2k and 3k, of "pygmy giraffes" with humans. The definition is the same when you open it. Classic pictures, Sunshine!

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ok this is great...

Horace Wrote:
Quote:
Thank you so much for your quick reply.

I must make a trip to Madagascar,
and leave my poor loved ones alone,
if they have a pet, they won't be lonesome,
and the pet will have a good home.

So how much are the animals in the email?
The ones with the waggly tails?
I do hope the pets are for sale.

As I said earlier, I would like something small and furry.
Between a wombat and armadillo in size, but furrier.
From your experience as a zoophile, what would you
suggest gives the best fit?


To which he wrote back...

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Attn:Horace Manua
The prices list for the purchasing of the waggly tail and small & furry see the attached photographer of each species.
Mr Horace,
How many of its do you want?
With Greetings
Yours Faithfully
Rev. Dr. Kwat1 Y3b0ah.
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Z00philes of M3rcy Animal Refug3


And attached an image for me to be sure.

[img]http://im1.shutterfly.com/media/47b9d905b3127ccec7e5e3eb5dee00000040O02IbtHLhq1ZA9vPgA/cC/f%3D0/ps%3D50/r%3D0/rx%3D720/ry%3D480/[/img]

I think I am going to straighten him up. None of those look like abused animals to me. And I don't think they are from the gypsies either. besides they are all American animals and I thought I was getting something exotic from Africa. There isn't a single wombat in there.

*Edit* Stupid picture won't post. I give up.


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I pasted the picture link in a new tab and it was well worth it Laughing

I love the seperate pricing for small, small and furry, waggily tail Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wot no unicorns or dragons?

You guys aren't trying hard enough............ Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 4:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

C'mon Wright - you know a unicorn doesn't fit my need for furry with a waggly tail and between an armadillo and a wombat in size.

Maybe they have miniature unicorns. With leprechauns for trainers. Bless my lucky stars, I'll hav eto try for one...
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 4:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Here you go Horace...

Image

This lad is pure gold.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 4:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think this the best response I've had so far... adopted his line for my sig.

"The prices list for the purchasing of the waggly tail and small & furry see the attached photographer of each species."

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 4:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The sea-monkey info he sent (pasted) to me was all wrong.
idiot wrote:
Yes we can provide you with the Sea Monkey,
Sea Monkeys are a form of brine shrimp that can live to upto 2yrs, They grow from 1/2 – 3/4 inch long, as with the Triops the eggs are in a type of suspended animation untill they are added to water and hatch, Sea Monkeys are the better known of the instant pets as they have been on sale since the 1960s and they also have the most addon’s and extra’s blah blah blah

In his picture they look like some kind of creepy alien plankton. I'm looking for the furry kind of sea-monkeys that eat sea-bananas and have sea-lice in their fur. Although the strap-ons that he mentions do sound intriguing...

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