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PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 11:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Sitting here at work listening to 2 managers speaking with a secretary type on handsfree. They are discussing a Disaster recovery Plan for our IT department.

A question was asked about maintaining the day to day work, and the 2 managers insisted that this subject should be refered to as "keeping the lights burning", as everyone would know what that meant.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I still recall the senior guy (Army Major) many years ago who talked of the need for "synergy" in the organisation.

I asked him what he meant by "synergy".

He didn't know.

I don't think that he ever forgave me for that question.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sounds like you have an attitude problem HitchHiker. If you cannot impact on what they want, they will not implement something different. You need to think outside the box, stay focused, and execute the top-line key points regarding the methodology. I suggest you strive for a horizontal view and matrix manage the minor adjustments. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^you are one Optimized coherent moderator who consistently shows a User-friendly 6th generation approach however may I suggest an Inverse responsive hierarchy be implemented

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Luckey

I agree, a paradigm shift is in order. I think you need to forward think this and collaborate to achieve an equilateral outcome based solution.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Think long-term. Think viral. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. The wireless social-network-based CAD factor is clicks-and-mortar. Without adequate partnerships, models are forced to become scalable. Pride yourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Do you have a scheme to become next-generation, co-branded, end-to-end? We think that most scalable portals use far too much XSL, and not enough HTTP. Think 24/7/365. We realize that if you benchmark intra-interactively then you may also exploit mega-transparently. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Your technology takes the best features of VOIP and VOIP Mach II. Without cyber-eyeballs, you will lack R&D reports.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks for the heads-up. What you are facing is just the tip of the iceberg. The bottom-line is if you want to play hardball in the dog and pony show then you have to put in the face time. I envision a 360-degree survey to focus on a strategic fit. Keep us in the loop.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think we should run this thread up the flagpole and see who salutes it.








I can't believe I even thought that. I'm off to wash out my mouth/keyboard with soap puke

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Look Hitchhiker, you're obviously HTML in a web 2.0 world. It's time to grasp the low hanging fruit and think outside the box, be more proactive and help to build the road map. If you keep out of the loop then you're part of the problem, not the solution.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Personally speaking, my answer would lie entirely within the negative quadrant of the sphere of communication.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I got sent this some time ago via one of those email things.

"Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?"...

Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive marketplace.

In a partnering relationship with the client, we helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), we helped the chicken deploy its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework.

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The meeting was held in a park-like setting, enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business integration solution.

In conclusion, we helped the chicken change to become more successful.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 7:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

El Sid, I bow to you. Laughing Laughing

I have a meeting to thrash out the IT requirements of a new combined Library and "One Stop Shop" so I might just take your suggestion along with me.

Other than that, having read how the rest of you have moved so much further ahead than I have, I am left with only one solution.

I shall now go and shoot myself.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 10:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

HitchHiker wrote:
I shall now go and shoot myself.


You better check with HR, there have been some policy and protocol changes in regards to employee suicide. Have you filed the proper employee self termination request application?

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 11:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Ms Mockinatrix

That was quite a detailed programmatic specificity you had there.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 11:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Pastor Frank: Funnily enough, in RL I work in HR, so feel I should act as an authority on strategic suicide management.

We need some blue sky thinking here people, and in my professional opinion I conclude that this is a managerial matter.... Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

On a slightly different but similar tack, I worked for an old UK established accountancy firm for many years. One of the stories was that the long standing senior partners couldn't differentiate his debits from his credits in the old fashioned 'T' accounts, in the days BC - before computers. His memory jogger was that the credit side was next to the window and the debits opposite the door. Laughing Just in case he forgot he kept a piece of paper in each of his locked desk draws. One said 'CREDIT' the other said 'DEBIT.'

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 3:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Here at the Council I work at KPI's are all the rage. I still know nothing about them, other that they provide "ticks in the box" and that wins the Council awards and star ratings thus proving that despite the views of the citizenry, we are providing a "Rolls Royce" service for a "Mondeo" price.

However, in order to pay for this level of service, which is designed to keep the current party in power, financial readjustments are needed, and so the whole of ICT is now being "Market Tested". (That means outsourced)

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