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 The end of a beautiful friendship

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wilburwright
419Eater is my life


Joined: 13 Apr 2009
Posts: 275
Location: Somewhere between the Moon and New York City


PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Dear Mr Hamburg/ Dr Mitchell/ Anita Watson (Dec.),

I am so missing our emails back and forth and the great enjoyment they have given me. But it seems you have at last realised that it was I not you who was doing the scamming.

As you probably now realise, my name is not Penelope Perrin, I am not a gullible spinster and I do not live in Boston. I did not travel to your God-forsaken country to meet you and therefore was not subjected to a strip search at the airport, miss meeting you in the terminal or fly to Abuja to look for you and your non existent bank. Further I did not make any attempt to send you money.

What I did do was have your fake bank website closed , lure you to the airport to waste time waiting for me, and pass your bank account details, (all three of them), to an agency which specialises in closing down bank accounts used by criminals.

The phone calls? Yes I heard you perfectly every time, including the ones at 2am. (Wake you up did I?)

You are not only a spineless criminal who preys on vulnerable strangers, you are also very inept and too stupid to see when you yourself are being tricked.

However I would like to thank you for a very enjoyable couple of months, I loved every minute of it.

Oh I forgot to mention, I have passed everything I know of you, and copies of all your emails to the Nigerian authorities. They are now working to trace you in order to lay charges related to your law 419.

Hope you rot in jail for a very long time.

Warmest wishes, "Penelopy"

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Wilbur
you are playing with my intaligent
- Peter Anderson
Please am on my knees begging you with the tears on my eyes to send me this money...
- Rose Omar
You are a joker, you claimed that you were coming i waited for you at the airport still i didnt not see you. Stop playing games is not good
-Mr Hamburg
First your coming down here will be fine and i asure you that you will love staying in our country though we are hving a political crisis
-Mr Kouakou
you are nothing but an internet prostitute
-Oliver Wambo
do not give online access stuff are you trying to play games with us? because you are making our office manager go angry with you
-Albert Moore
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Branwen
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Joined: 18 Oct 2008
Posts: 4771
Location: Down on the (Playmobil) farm


PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh, the number of times I've longed to say something like this!

I mean, come on, do they think I'm absolutely stupid? And that I would really believe that there are no banks in Nigeria, or that one lawyer's signature on a document in Côte d'Ivoire costs $20k? Or that I, an intelligent woman who loves intelligent conversations and debates and communication of substance, would say, 'Yes, I'd love to marry you,' just because he - someone who cannot even structure a sentence or say one thing about his life - said, 'I love you,' on the second mail, because he saw my (middle aged and plain) photo?

Oh yes, I'd like him to know that all those times that I was apparently trekking miles to the Western Union, I'd never left my chair; and that all those lovely bank transfer forms I forwarded were actually generated online; and ohboy did I have a jolly good laugh that time he was faking cybersex on YIM, I mean, come on, was that meant to excite me??????

And I'd like him to know that I can use Google, and I found him listed as a scammer all over the place, and some examples of his other scams; and I know full well those love-speeches were copy-and-pasted; and I can even manage to look up how much a visa really costs, and find that it is not £900.

But I don't let him know.

Because he may, just may, be intelligent enough to go back over the emails I sent him, and make a few notes. Has no answerable telephone number to call. Doesn't know what a Western Union is. Car won't start. Weather is bad. WU doesn't take cheques. Pushes for a bank transfer. Bank transfer doesn't go through. Always another excuse.

And he may realise that all these things are actually the hallmark of one of those 'joker' people. No longer a 'Gmail Joker' but a 'Have Never Heard of WU Joker.'

And then he might start weeding out those who act like this. Or those who are deaf. Or those who provide 'WU Security Forms'. Or those who prefer to use Moneygram. Or those who have accidents on the way to do any money transfer. And he might get left with only real victims.

No. I'd prefer him to think that my character was really real, but somehow, the transaction failed. Somehow he failed. Somehow he must do better next time.

The money was there: but he failed to get it.

His fault. His error. Maybe he is no good at this scamming lark, even?

Maybe he wasn't patient enough?

Maybe he should try harder. With the next baiter.

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It is your first time to use western union so therefore none can blame you. It is always like this at the first experience. - Yes lad, and at the second, and the third... you'll see.

I don't want to guess the number - But, lad, isn't that the best fun to be had with MoneyGram reference numbers?
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Scammy Scameroo
419Eater is my life


Joined: 15 Apr 2009
Posts: 296


PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^ Hear hear.

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wilburwright
419Eater is my life


Joined: 13 Apr 2009
Posts: 275
Location: Somewhere between the Moon and New York City


PostPosted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yes I agree with that 100%. One of our aims should always be to never give the lad information that makes him a better scammer next time. Most of them are too stupid to think that far, but some almost certainly aren't. But we'd all love to tell him what a sh*t head he is wouldn't we?

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Wilbur
you are playing with my intaligent
- Peter Anderson
Please am on my knees begging you with the tears on my eyes to send me this money...
- Rose Omar
You are a joker, you claimed that you were coming i waited for you at the airport still i didnt not see you. Stop playing games is not good
-Mr Hamburg
First your coming down here will be fine and i asure you that you will love staying in our country though we are hving a political crisis
-Mr Kouakou
you are nothing but an internet prostitute
-Oliver Wambo
do not give online access stuff are you trying to play games with us? because you are making our office manager go angry with you
-Albert Moore
Closed lad accounts * 12
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