Still in negotiations for Angola (update page 12)

By joining our community you will have the ability to post topics and access other forums reserved for members. Registration is quick, simple and absolutely free. Join our community today by clicking here.

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:01 am

@bohigal - Rover has forbidden me from talking in all caps and/or pidgin in the mod lounge. Laughing

"The Mugu Comedy Hour" continues...

Michael to Neville wrote:

Good Friend,

Thanks,

I do not ask if she will work,i was asking if she will walk well,
do not worry of mental problem,i will hill that one is easy,
the people who attacked her used some charms to hit her so that
she will say everything out,that is what i saw spiritual.

Please put me through, you are in Benin?,you mean i should come there?.
where is Caress? In Benin or Ghana Cape Coast.

Ps.Michael James

I guess Prince Charming is planning on escorting Caress back to Lagos on foot. At least he's being more realistic about the whole situation now. Very Happy

Neville wrote:

Mr. James,

Caress is with me in Benin at the Safari Camp. I felt sorry for her being in the condition she was in and did not think it wise to leave her there considering that her assailants might be waiting to do her more harm. My personal physician, Mr. Quigley, is far better equipped to care for her than the public hospitals in Ghana.

I asked her about a brother. She said that she thinks she may have a brother, but she can not remember at the moment. Miss Caress says that she remembers your name, and I showed her your picture. She smiled.

Let me know when you will be arriving in Cotonou, Benin and I will make arrangements with the bush pilot to come and pick you up at the airstrip.

Regards,

Sir Neville Tennyson

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

scared of juju Michael wrote:

the people who attacked her used some charms to hit her so that
she will say everything out,that is what i saw spiritual.

So he thinks Caress is possessed??
She is possessed alright, by jose_cuervo... Laughing

Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 6:03 am

Yes, juju! Very Happy

Have him travel with a decapitated chicken, some bent pennies and a sacred egg (which must be specially painted and not ever broken) to help exorcise the demons which the evil people have introduced to Caress. Laughing

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 11:31 am

This is so damn funny, Jose. Very Happy

Wright is right! Bring in a voudou houngan character, and have him email the lad. Smile

Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:44 pm

I had not even considered bringing in a juju man. What a wonderful idea! Very Happy

Neville wrote:

Mr. James,

You mentioned the other day that Miss Caress had been hit with charms. I now believe that may well be the case. I personally am not a believer in voodoo, or juju as the locals call it, but Miss Caress has started acting stranger and stranger. Mr. Quigley can not figure out what is wrong with her because she seems fine but she has started chanting in a strange language and running naked around the camp late at night. One of the guides here at the camp seems to believe that she is chanting in either Hausa or Yoruba which is very strange indeed.

She is scaring all of the locals who work in the camp here. I have sent for the local juju man to come have a look at her, just to make every one feel better. He may want to contact you to have a quick word.

Regards,

Sir Neville Tennyson

419Eater is my life Joined: 20 Jan 2009 Posts: 445

@Jose

I love reading your baits. Keep up the great work Thumbs up

Master Baiter Joined: 02 Aug 2009 Posts: 144

hahahhha can't wait to see how this progresses. Laughing

Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 2:15 am

Michael to Neville wrote:

Dear Good Friend,

The people that attacked are juju men,they sent me picture of the juju
they wordship juju,that made me to know that they might hit caress juju,i am making
effort to come over so that i will take her to church for hilling .the men seems to be
yorba men,so they can do that,they move with juju always,anyway is simple issue
please hold her very well until i arrives.

I will take her to church,she will be fine,if i have been around,i should have taking her to church.the spirit of that juju is what is controling her,so please hold her very well,or take her to spiritual church they will find out and pray seriously over her will be hilled,once she gets herself the men that attacked her will died immediately.

Please give me your phone number,so that i will call you when i arrives there.

Michael

Neville wrote:

Mr. James,

I am writing to inform you that the juju man came to visit the camp this weekend. He said that Miss Caress is under a powerful juju spell and that to counter-act this juju we should each bend a coin in half and carry it our pocket. Additionally, since you are her man, that you would need to tie a red coloured hot pepper and a white feather to your penis tightly with a piece of rough twine and keep the pepper and the feather tied there until the next full moon, which would be September 4. On September 4 at exactly midnight you must remove the feather and hot pepper and boil them together to make a broth. Then bathe naked in the broth under the full moon and the juju will be lifted.

I personally give no credit to things of this nature because I don't believe in juju, but we are all carrying bent coins and every one feels a little better about the issue. The juju man said that since you were sent a picture showing you the spell, that you should immediately tie the pepper and the feather to you penis and take a picture to send it to the other person so they will know that the spell has been counter-acted.

As for telephones, I am sorry but there is no cellular reception where I am located here in Benin. We do have satellite internet access, but only at limited times when the satellites are in range. I am usually able to check my email every day so that will have to suffice. I need to know as soon as possible when you are going to be here so I can make advance arrangements to have the pilot come and retrieve you from the airstrip.

Be sure to bend a coin and don't forget about the pepper and feather. Have a wonderful day and contact me when you know when you will arrive.

Regards,

Sir Neville Tennyson

Fake lad wrote:

BASTARD,,UR FINISH NOW..I GO SEND EVRY OF UR DETAIL FOR EFCC FIT THEM GO THROW U FOR THR PRISONS FROM UR CRIME..I GO TELL AM U DO COME CARRY FOR CARESE CAPE COST NA U TURN ARM RUBBERY BEATNING THR WOMEN FOR UR FEEDINGS..U REMAIN CAUSED..

Michael to Fake lad wrote:

Bastard,

God will wicked you in all manner.
u do finish yourself,if get to Nigeria,infact you be wanted,
a Man who saw you and your bastard friend dey round now
so i am coming with the man tomorrow.He is the one that gave me pictures of your
Bastard thief friend you do not go school last fool forever.

Infact i will make sure i fuck you in toto in this life.

Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 2:33 am

Look who's talking wrote:

Infact i will make sure i fuck you in toto in this life.

And with the help of the pepper, that's gonna hurt! Laughing

Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:28 am

this is unreal. It's hard to even picture what this guy's life looks like right now.

Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:47 am

Magnificent. Simply magnificent. Very Happy

Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:56 am

Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 6:57 am

That started my monday morning with a big smile.

Top quality baiting!

Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 3:18 pm

Michael still has not answered Neville. I am continuing the abuse to keep the idea that he has been cursed fresh in mind, and because he needs the encouragement. If I were a betting man, I would put money on Michael to be running around Accra looking for a feather and a pepper. Twisted Evil

Fake lad wrote:

U GO MAKE YEYE TALK FOR EVRY OF UR MAIL,,OK..UR LIFE DEY CAUSED AN U NO FIT DO NORHING FOR SAVEING UR LIFE NOW..INFACT I GO SWEAR UR CARESE TOO BECOS OF UR FOOLSHNES,,E DON CRAZE OO..UR JUNOR SISTER GO DRAG TOTO NOW FOR UR FEEDINS BECOS U NO FIT RAISE 5 KOBO FOR UR FAMILY IDIOTTTTTT

Michael wrote:

Baster

ALL POWER BELONGS TO GOD,SO NOTHING YOU IF DO TO
TOUCH ME IN ANYWAY.BUT I WILL BACK FIRE IN HUNDRED TIMES.
YOUR JUJU POWER IS POWERLESS TO ME,IF YOU THINK THAT IT WILL WORK
FOR ME,THAT LIE BASTER.

AS SOON AS LONG I AM NOT YOUR FAMILY MEMBER NOR YOUR FRIEND.IT WILL ATTACK YOU IMMEDIATELY BASTER.

Fake lad wrote:

FOOL,,FIT U GO THINK WHAT U WANT BECOS DEY NO LIFT DI CAUSE FROM UR LIFE OR FROM UR WOMEN LIFE..THIS JUJU DEY ALLPOWER OVER U..MEANWELL I GO SPILL A SNAKE BLOOD POWDR FOR UR FAMILY BURIAL PLACE OOOOOOOO

Fake lad wrote:

BASTARD,,HOW R U TODAY..I DID FORGET TO TELL U THAT I GO VISIT JUJU MAN ONE MORE ON UR BEHLF..I GO PAY AM WITH UR WOMEN MONEY AMOUNT BEEN $1000USD,,OK..UR DICLK SOON GO ROT FRO SPIDER BITE..DEY NO PORTECTION FOR THIS CAUSE..SOON U SEE UR DICK GO BE USEDLESS FOREVR OOOOO

Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 10:06 pm

that is totally awesome - silly question though - is there a dictionary of sorts to be able to communicate correctly with these dolts?

Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 5:48 pm

/\/\/\ The best place to learn pidgin is here. Wink

I was getting worried about Michael, but he has gone silent for a few days at a time before. He's back, or rather he's still there, strandared as ever (for a month now). I think he's coming to Cotonou as well. Very Happy

Neville wrote:

Mr. James,

Can you tell me when you will be here? Safari's don't last forever, lad. Although I do know of one Safari in Chad that has lasted over a year.

I am returning to England in two weeks and I need to know. If you will not be coming to collect Miss Caress I will be taking her back with me, as I can not leave her here.

According to the juju man, Miss Caress is still under some sort of spell. He wants to know if you did as he instructed with the coin, feather and hot pepper.

Regards,

Sir Neville Tennyson

Neville wrote:

Mr. James,

Please try to contact me as soon as possible. I have not heard from you in a few days now. Miss Caress has remembered her brother's name, but does not remember how to get in contact with him. If you could be of any assistance in this matter please let me know as soon as possible. If I do not hear back from you soon, I will make arrangements to have Miss Caress flown back to my estate in the UK.

Regards,

Sir Neville Tennyson

Michael wrote:

Dear Good Friend,

Please bear with me,ask her what is her brother email address
and phone number,please can you fly her back to Ghana Accra?
or wait weekend i will be coming to cotonuo to take her along with me
that was why asked your phone number.

I have made arrangement with church to keep her for prays,besides what the jujuman
said i am doing it,if you take her to England the situation will be worse,so please wait
for me i will be coming soon.Again the bastard told me that he is the one that made her crazy so if you take her to England she will be mad there..

On Sunday this week,tell me where to meet your airpeople, please i need to put her inorder.you dont need to take her to England ok.Again tell me when you are leave to England finally.

Michael James

So does this mean that a picture of a pepper and a feather tied to his tackle may be forthcoming? Shocked

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 6:20 pm

I'd insist on that picture, Jose! You know the spell cannot be broken with out it! Caress is in danger of forever being crazy. Doesn't this lad care for her? Laughing

Great baiting. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 6:28 pm

/\/\/\ Funny you should mention that. I just answered Michael. Anyone have an idea what I should name my juju man?

Neville wrote:

Mr. James,

I am not a travel agent, and will not be treated as such. There is not much time left for my Safari and I do not intend to waste it making travel arrangements. Do you know how much planning goes into a Safari? When you get to Cotonou, you can contact me and I will send the pilot to get you at the local air strip and bring you here. When you and Miss Caress are reunited, the pilot can fly you as far as Cotonou Benin, Lagos Nigeria or Lome Togo. From any of those three places, you may go about your merry way.

I am planning to return to the UK on Wednesday, August 26, and I can not wait any longer than that. If you do not arrive by then, Miss Caress will be returning with me to th UK, I am not going to leave her here in Africa alone and afraid.

As I have previously stated, Miss Caress does not know how to get in contact with her brother. I fear that there may be some truth to all of this juju nonsense and that unless you have done exactly as the juju man has told you to do, there may not be any hope of Miss Caress making a full recovery.

I will send word to the juju man that visited the camp here and have him contact you directly so you both can get this mess sorted out.

Regards,

Sir Neville Tennyson

Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 6:50 pm

^^^ how about "Chewbacca?"

Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 6:58 pm

"Daddy Oke" sounds like a Beninois juju man name.

Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 7:56 pm

There's a real juju man here:

http://www.modernghana.com/news/29088/1/juju-man-flees-after-stabbing-driver.html

Quote:

The magician, Kwaku Ntiamoah, popularly known as Father Blackstone

Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:13 pm

Sorry, I didn't check back in before going on, but I was on a roll. Embarassed

Papa Joe Crow, jujuman extraordinaire, has contacted Michael to guide him through these rough spiritual waters. Twisted Evil

I emailed myself and forwarded it to Michael to add to the authenticity, although it was probably not necessary for this particular mugu.

jujuman (me) wrote:

FW: Contact Mr. James‏
From: Joe Crow ([email protected])
Sent: Thu 8/20/09 8:01 PM
To: [email protected]

michael ,i contact you regard the juju cause that follow yours haven sprit and yours earth body of yoursself and of yours miss caress .sir nevile have comand i used ervery of my power for asistance you lift this cause .i will need yours complete and total coperation to lift this cause from you and yours woman miss caress .i see it with my own eye the powers of cause over miss caress and is very bad thing .contact me imediate with every detail you known of this cause ,so i can prepare to known the way i most attacked the evilish sprits.

papa joe crow

Date: Thu, 20 Aug 2009 18:49:17 +0000
From: [email protected]
Subject: Contact Mr. James
To: [email protected]

Mr. Crow,

Please contact Mr. Michael James immediately [email protected] Miss Caress' condition is not improving and I need you to make sure that Mr. James knows exactly what he needs to do in regards to lifting the juju curse that has been put on him and Miss Caress.

I will personally pay any additional fees which your services require, so please do not charge Mr. James any fees, just explain to him what you said needs to be done and confirm that he has done it.

I have already sent the pilot into Cotonou to obtain the powders and medicines that you requested. He will be delivering them tomorrow morning to your residence.

Regards,

Sir Neville Tennyson

Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 1:04 pm

Pure mugu gold...

Michael to Neville wrote:

Dear Good Friend,

I am coming on sunday to safari,how do i locate there,you know
on sunday internet complex do not work,can the juju man give you his
phone number and contact address,so as soon as i get there i will go there
directly or call him on phone to bring me there caress is.

I know what i have passed through because of caress,i won`t want her be messed up anymore,she is like mother and initimate friend to me,
as for the people who fought her,i will make sure that they are arrested and jail,i know many know people i can contact in America and tell them about caress ,but i dont want to go far as long as is what i can handle as man.Why this foolish got privilege to messed her up i was there,i should have died with them there.

But God is my judge,nothing more,if you know where i will see the airsirt people on sunday let me know immediately,i dont want to come to cotonuo and be going round like fool please make it very matured.

Michael James

Michael to jujuman wrote:

Dear Papa Joe,

Thanks for calling.
For me i was surpries for this incident,how this bastard people
attacked Caress i and her have been discussing right from American
until she came to Africa,i suppose have been to cotonuo,but they are
trying they best to stop been there,but by grace of God i will be there on sunday
so i need your contact information so that i will coming there so that i will explain everything there.Insteady sending emails for that.

Please keep trying your best until i arrived there on sunday,but i need information of you that will get me directly where you are as well as contact address or phone,because the man who takes cares of Caress do not have phone for me to get them,when i get to cotonuo on sunday cares of Caress.I and you need to talk very well for my life spam for stunth-grown after getting marry to Caress.

Michael James

Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 2:05 pm

^^^

Quote:

I and you need to talk very well for my life spam for stunth-grown after getting marry to Caress.

Ok, what does he want the jujuman to do to his lifespan?

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 2:54 pm

stunth=strength? Confused

He wants it to increase after he marries Caress?? huh? Hasn't he ever heard of Viagara? Laughing

This lad is a true gem. Very Happy

Still in negotiations for Angola (update page 12)	View next topic View previous topic