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Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 10:12 pm

^^ Good with the pox. These lads seem susceptible to juju, curses,etc.

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 10:17 pm

@PF He is getting a bit lippy. I'll bet it's because the missus is on his ass about being in Ghana for 2 months. Twisted Evil

Michael wrote:

Dear Good Friend,

Dear Good Friend,
I am on my way coming,i will take Night Bus
to get to cotonuo tomorrow as soon as i get to cotonuo i wil email you
immediately.

I told you that i am coming on sunday no time specified.I am taken Night Bus.

Michael

Too bad for Michael, Neville has had enough of his bullshit.

Neville wrote:

For God sake, lad, when are you going to get here? I am tired of playing games with you. I am returning home on the next flight out. I have already wasted far too much time with you. I hesitate to call a man a liar if at all possible, but you lad, stretch the truth to the limits of one's imagination!

If you knew you were not going to be here, you should have be a big enough man to admit it. I can understand delays, but I can not tolerate deception.

Good day!

Sir Neville Tennyson

PF, do you still have the keys to Daug Bolloks' box?

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

In have them somewhere, but have not checked in for months.

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 11:11 pm

I was just thinking that an email from Daug might make him squirm a bit more.

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

I found them! I sent him a quick note from there, this should be interesting.

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 2:41 am

I have not heard from Michael since that last message he sent to Neville, either Saturday night or Sunday morning. Hopefully he is on the way to Cotonou and will have a few nice messages in his box when he arrives a day late and a naira short.

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

Here is what I sent, quick and to the point.

Quote:

Brother in Christ,

I have discovered that you have been in contact with my wife. Please update me with any information that you have.

Fr. Bolloks

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 07 Sep 2009 Posts: 6

what an enjoyable read!!!

keep up the great work Very Happy

Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 9:51 pm

Michael is back in Nigeria. Caress is much better now that she is in the UK. She has written Michael and he has replied. He is also planning to come to the UK to get Caress (I'll believe it when I see it). But all in all, the bait continues and Michael is not even upset in the least with Neville or Caress, he even apologizes for missing the meeting. Very Happy

Michael to Neville wrote:

Dearest Sir Neville Tennyson,

How is caress and you too,

I am so sorry!,i arrived cotonuo very late
i know you might have took off then due to time factor
anyway i am not worried about that,what you have to do
now is to take care of Caress very for me.I am in Nigeria now to work on her lost glories.

When i am through with my activities spiritually,i will be coming to Uk to per her Visit.

She wrote to me, that nice of her and you.

Thanks

Michael

Neville wrote:

Mr. James,

No worries lad, a few extra days on Safari was good for me. Do not worry about Miss Caress, she has been improving wonderfully since leaving Africa. She is a very lovely person and she is welcome to stay with me for as long as she likes.

You would also be welcome to stay here at Tennyson Castle when you get everything sorted out and decide to come visit.I do have some business to take care of over the next few weeks that will require me to travel some more, so please do let me know when you are planning to come. I would like to meet you in person.

Cheers,

Sir Neville Tennyson

Caress wrote:

Michael,

Sir Neville said that I should write to you because it may help me to regain my memory. I did not have any of my identification or a passport when we came to England, and I don't remember what my last name was, so Sir Neville suggested that I stand in as his daughter so I could get new identification, that is why last name is Tennyson now. I am in Sir Neville's home here in the UK and it is a castle! Can you believe it? I feel like a real princess in a fairy tale.

I'm really very sorry that I don't completely remember who you are, but I think we had a relationship. Sir Neville has been very nice to me. I feel so much better now that I am in the UK. The entire time that I was in Africa, I felt very strange and sick.

There was this old man who came to the place where I was at the safari camp and his name was Joe. He would dance around the campfire and yell and sing and beat on drums. He even killed a chicken and threw the blood everywhere and then he tied the dead chicken to a goats horns poured gasoline on the goat and set the goat on fire, it was awful! The goat was running around on fire and ran into one of the huts there at the safari camp where they keep the other goats and it caught on fire. Then all of the goats came running out of there and some of them were on fire too and they ran out into the fields. The fields didn't catch fire though because it had just rained.

Anyway, you probably don't care about that stuff. Sir Neville said that you were coming to get me and then at the last minute you didn't come. We waited for a long time and we didn't leave the airport in Cotonou until late Monday night. It is okay if you do not want to be with me because I don't really remember much about anything before I woke up at the hospital and Sir Neville was there.

If you could tell me anything about who I am and even what my real name is, it would be nice.

Miss Caress

Michael to Caress wrote:

Dearest Caress,

How is your health?
Why should you say that i do not care for you
nor wants you to be with me,what was our formal
discussions? before your coming to Africa?.

If Sir tennsony do not say you to write, won`t you write to know
the reason why i do not arrival there before your departure,

Any extend my greetings to Him for his goodness.
I will be coming to Uk as soon as i am through with your problem

Caress wrote:

Michael,

How are you today? My health is much improved now that I have left Africa. I'm sorry, I don't remember anything that we talked about before I came to Africa. I had a brain injury when some people attacked me in Cape Coast. I don't even remember what I was supposed to be doing in Cape Coast. Sir Neville said that he found your email address in my journal and he contacted you.

I would like to know why you didn't arrive before we left Africa. I really don't remember much, but I do know that I have special feelings for you and I think I want to be with you. Was I coming to Africa to marry you?

I will tell Sir Neville that you extended your greetings. He is a very kind man. He told me that when I was in Africa some evil person put a voodoo curse on me. It sounds silly because I don't believe in voodoo. I think I just had malaria or some other tropical sickness because I am feeling much better now that I am here in the UK.

Do you really mean that you will be coming to see me here in the UK? That would be wonderful. You would absolutely love Sir Neville's castle. It is really interesting. He tells me it was built by his family in the year 1402. It's 600 years old. We would have a wonderful time if you can come and we could go shopping in London!

Caress

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:54 am

Michael wrote:

Dearest Caress,

Why do not arrive there was Ghana before i could
arrival Cotonuo it was too late,what about the Daugh funds you sent to brother
to transfer outside the country is safed,why i am asking this the people which attacked
took password of your formal email address and be contacting me through it.Why asking are you coming to Africa to marry me?.what did you tell before?I will forward some information of you and pictures you sent to me,before coming to Africa.

Holy Church authority they are emailing me always asking me if i know your way about,but i refused to tell them,they told me that are coming to Africa because,i do not want not want to tell them that you are in Uk with someone.So you think twice about it,i have been defending you since then.

Michael

Caress wrote:

Michael,

You must understand that I don't remember anything before coming to Africa. I don't know what you are talking about. What is a Daugh fund, and do I have a brother? Please tell me his name!

I don't know what my other email was before, and what church are you talking about?

Caress

The bait will continue but this thread has come to a close. Smile

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:22 am

I think Caress should be undergoing rehabilitation therapy with a handsome and sympathetic masseur called (say) Sven.

Frequent mentions of Caress's reliance on 'Sven' might spur the Lad to some misguided and damaging actions.... Laughing

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:32 am

^^ I'd like to hear Michael's version of events, from the first email with Caress.

Surely she would then remember everything and some!

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:57 am

Dont close the thread!

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 11:15 pm

/\/\/\
Dont' worry, when I get him in a new predicament, I'll start a new thread. Very Happy

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 3:13 am

I was going to start another thread, but there are already a dozen threads scattered around about this idiot. I decided to keep the pain in one place, henceforth. Laughing

Michael is still searching for the touts that beat poor Caress. Apparently he does not like to go back through old emails so in the spirit of helpfulness I forwarded him the info.

Michael to Neville wrote:

Dearest Good Friend,

Please re-send me the picture of those bastard which
attacked Caress at Cape Coast Ghana,I need it urgently for police investigation
is an insult to me that Caress came to see and unknown person
attacked her.

Please sreach for it seriously and re-send it to me immediately.

Concerning my coming it won`t be long i will come,let finish my activities.
please attach your resident address and phone number too.

Michael

Neville wrote:

Mr. James,

Sorry for the late reply, lad. I have been terribly busy escorting Miss Caress around London for the past week and planning my next Safari. There is a tremendous amount of planning involved in a Safari. Proper planning is the key to everyone's enjoyment of a good Safari, you know.

In regards to your request, I am forwarding the message that I previously sent. Additionally my address is as follows:

Sir NevilleTennyson

1 Tennyson Castle
Tennyson Castle Ln, Gilmorton
Lutterworth, Leicestershire
LE17 7OI, UK

Now back to the love-birds. Twisted Evil

Michael wrote:

Dearest Caress,

I know everything,that was what i am trying to tell you about keeping the funds saved because the people which attacked you got accessed to you old email account and be emailing me through it,so now how do you intends to live your life now?.

How are you going to secure the funds?,although the church people have been disturbuing me always if i know your way about.They said that someone emailed them through your old email address that you are with Michael In Africa,They keep on emailing telling me that they will terminate my membership or come to Africa if i do not give information of you,i told them that they can terminate it,that i dont know your way about.

Michael

Caress wrote:

Michael,

I am quite happy here at Sir Neville's castle for the moment and he said that I can saty here as long as I like. I will probably look for a small place of my own here in the UK though. The people here are so friendly. You would just love it here!

Although I don't remember much, I feel that you and I have been through a lot together. I would like it very much if you could come here to the UK to visit. Sir Neville said that you would be welcome to stay here at the castle if you come to the UK. I have a personal driver here that takes me anywhere I want to go, so we could go sight-seeing. I am going to London this weekend to a place called Harrod's. It is a luxury department store. If I see anything that I think you would like, I will buy it for you as a gift. Maybe a nice wrist watch for you to wear, if you like that sort of thing.

I will talk to you later.

Caress

Michael wrote:

Dearest Caress,

How you.

I have not heared from you,are you ok?

Michael

Caress wrote:

Michael,

Yes I am fine. I was just thinking about you! Sir Neville and I just returned from London. We have been there for a few days. I have been enjoying all of the sights and it has been like a holiday for me.

I hope you are doing well. I have a surprise for you! I bough you a wrist watch while we were in London. It is a Rolex. It is platinum with real diamonds around the face and in the dial. It is very pretty, and expensive at £28,000! I hope you like it. I would love for you to come here to the UK so I can give it to you in person. Do you think you will be able to come soon?

Caress

http://members.419eater.com/~jose_cuervo/images/Rolex1.JPG

Michael wrote:

Dearest Caress,

I will come if solid arrangment is done,
i am now sreaching for those people which insulted you
when you visited Africa,it pained me alof,i could not have a nice sleep nor bear the pains
at time i remember the incident.

Anyway just give me time i will come there,everything about you is on my head,the Holy church of the Eaten Fish,now taught that you are with me in Africa keep emailing asking me of you,i keep on telling them that i don know you.The funds they agreed to transfered for me to establish church,they said that they will not send the money unless i give them your informations,for me there is know way i can give them your information.Even Father Daug Bolloks emailed saying the same thing,i cautioned him.

Please be carefull over there,i do not want anything to happen to you again,you are now under my care,everbody is bearing it in mind that you are with me.

Now make necessary arrangement for my coming there or can`t you come back to Africa?
and stay with me let us arrange for going to another country,like North America,i like there.
i will give you the name of the country later.Again why i was unable to pick you up at cotonuo but due to the hardship in Ghana,i was unable to meet you people at Airport,right now i am back to my city,i will make effort to get intouch with you.

Take Care

Michael

He didn't even thank her for the watch! Evil or Very Mad

Caress wrote:

Michael,

Thank you for writing. I would be very happy to come back to Africa, but I am afraid to travel alone. Sir Neville is not planning on another Safari until later this year and unfortunately he is going on Safari to Mozambique which is a very long way from Nigeria, where you are.

I do not ever want to travel alone again, so I will wait for you here in the UK until you are able to come get me unless you would be able to come to Mozambique in November. Sir Neville said that he would like for me to accompany him on his Safari there. If you could come there and meet me, we could go from there to anywhere. Please let me know if you would rather come to the UK or to Mozambique so I can let Sir Neville know if he needs to make arrangements for you and I to stay with him in his Safari camp for a few days.

I don't think it would be good to go to America because of the Church. I don't want to be anywhere they could easily find me.

Caress

Nothing from Michael for a few days, hopefully he's saving his cafe-money for the trip to Mozambique. Very Happy

Caress wrote:

Michael,

I was waiting to hear from you, but you must be busy. I asked Sir Neville if it would be okay for me to accompany him to Mozambique on his Safari and he said that he would be delighted for me to come along. He also said that you could stay with us for a few days if you can come.

This would be so wonderful if you could come to Mozambique. You and I could have a few nice days there in the Safari camp and then we could either go back to Nigeria or we could leave from the Safari camp and go to the airport in Malawi and from there we can go anywhere you want to go, except the US, I don't want to go back there.

How about Mexico? We could go there and live together. I have never been but I've heard it is nice there and the food is good. My favorite drink is made there in Mexico. It's tequila called Jose Cuervo. Have you ever drank any tequila? You should try to find some there in Nigeria and try it. I know you would really like it. Anyway, write me whenever you get a chance.

Kisses!

Caress

Michael wrote:

Dearest sweet heart,

How you and your heatlh.
Anyway your suggestion is nice,but i assure you of Nigeria my country
know one can play with you as long as i am with you.if you perfer Mexico is also nice we can live there as you wish,hence forth i will be making arrangement to get to Mozambique to get you, i really want you to be with me,as for the church they can`t get you as long as you are with me anywhere i am.We change country.

Do you know why i decided to have you with me,when you contacted me it wasn`t up to a week my mum died,it seems that you are my mum now that is why i am looking for you to be with me and see my greatness in life as long as my mum do not wait to see my greatness it pained me so much but God know why it is like that.I went to Village for the burial arrangements.

I love you so much Pretty Rose

(he put the rose in his email)

Michael

Caress wrote:

Michael,

You make me so happy. Your words are so sweet and I long have you hold me in your arms. I have been getting my memory back a little more each day and reading your beautiful words have made me remember why it was that I fell in love with you to begin with. If you want to live together in Nigeria, that is okay with me. I don't care where we live as long as we are together. I love you too Michael.

I will tell Sir Neville that you will be coming to Safari in Mozambique. He will be so excited. He has told me many times that he would like to meet you in person and that he has great respect for you. He says that he knows in his heart that you are an honorable man.

I will let you know every detail of when we will be coming to Mozambique and where we will be. I am so happy now, Michael, I can not wait to finally see you.

I have one picture of you that you sent to Sir Neville when you were in Ghana and we were in Benin. Could you send me a more recent picture of you for me to put on my bedside table? I will get Sir Neville to take a picture of me here at his Castle and send to you so you can put it beside your bed too.

Love,

Caress

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 7:03 am

^^^^

Quote:

to a place called Harrod's

They sell £10 cucumbers?

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 12:43 pm

Amazing thread - very entertaining to read and I hope you can get him to follow you to Mozambique! Laughing

(Why do I have a feeling that he will try it by bus?)

I'm new to the whole scambaiting scene and am trying my hand at a few "straight-baits", I'm not sure I could ever pull off anything as epic as getting a guy to tattoo a cult's insignia which happens to be the website name... Good luck with this guy, although by the looks of things you don't really need it!

I may need to get in the Nigerian tourism industry with the amount of safaris you guys organise...

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:33 pm

NFW.....if he goes that far, that will be amazing!!

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 5:43 pm

I think Michael may be smoking the reefer. Laughing

Michael wrote:

Dearest Caress,

Feel fine to go through my sweetiest word to regain your pastures
you and i will live to the end of this world,if we are not meant to live
together one should have leave each other,but we are still deeply in love.
that mean this love seems to endless.

I just woke some hours ago,i remember you i had to go to net to drop
this word to enhance initimate our relationship.

Michael

Caress wrote:

Michael,

You are so sweet and thoughtful. Every day when I check my email I pray that you will have sent me a letter. I want to be there right now to give you a kiss!

I was hoping that you would mention that you liked the watch that I bought for you when I was in London. If you don't like it, just let me know and I can get you something else. I think it would look very nice on you though. It's waterproof too!

Sir Neville said that he will get all of the details to you about the Safari and when we will be there. I am so excited about coming to Africa now! I think that Sir Neville is planning to start our trip on the 4th of November so that would put us in Mozambique by the 7th of November. I will ask him tonight when he gets back home tonight.

Love,

Caress

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 7:41 am

^^^

Quote:

to go through my sweetiest word to regain your pastures

Nice turn of phrase, is she a cow?

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 10:09 am

i went away on a holiday backpacking through europe for 6 weeks and thought this thread would be dead but is still as good as the day i left... keep up the good work

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 12:14 pm

Quote:

i remember you i had to go to net to drop
this word to enhance initimate our relationship.

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 12:22 pm

^^ Corona

Quote:

enhance initimate our relationship.

did I miss something?

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 1:40 pm

This guy definitely does too much weed, dude. Even going to Mozambique looks good to him. Very Happy

I'm just loving this one! Laughing

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:37 am

Neville wrote:

Mr James,

Miss Caress has informed me that you will be coming to Mozambique and wish to stay at the Safari camp with us during your visit. I would be happy to have you as my guest, lad!

Our travel arrangements have been made and finalised. Miss Caress and I shall be departing the UK on Friday, November 6, 2009 at 6:00 am from London Heathrow Airport. From there we will travel non-stop to Palermo, Sicily and we will have a 4 hour refueling stop. From Palermo, Sicily, we shall be traveling directly to Addis Abeba, Ethiopia for another refueling stop which will take another 4 hours time. From Addis Abeba, Ethiopia we shall fly directly to Blantyre, Malawi.

Once in Malawi, we shall continue the rest of our trip by 4 wheel drive vehicles to our Safari Camp in the Parque Nacional de Zinave. It should only require us 4 days of travel to reach our destination and we will be in camp by Monday, November 9, 2009 by no later than 10:00pm local time.

I do not know how you will be traveling to meet us, but if you would be able to meet us in Blantyre, Malawi at the airport, you could ride from there with us to the Safari Camp in Mozambique.

If you are unable to meet us at the airport in Blantyre, Malawi, you will have to travel to either Harare, Zimbabwe or to Beira, Mozambique. From either of those two places, I can send our pilot to retrieve you from the airstrip.

Let me know if you will be able to meet with us in Malawi or if you will be traveling on your own until you reach the airstrip in Harare or Beira.

Regards,

Sir Neville Tennyson

Michael wrote:

sweetiest Caress,

You are like mum and wife to me Shocked

,i dont know how to mention how much you
mean to me,all these days i am having sleepless night because of you,i will never let you
down,your name alone means alof of things when access the name as well as caring,loving,imginable and desirable.

Since i was born i have never come across a woman like you who stick to her words
hence you left America because of me i and you must stay together there in Africa
generally Nigeria my country before any other country.

The watch is nice i like it so much ,but you matters alof to me,i am trying to bring back your lost glories.Honey i will like you to send me at least 3000 pounds or Dollars you know i just lost my mum and i have spent alof money to burial her,there are so many things need to be done to complete the burial arrangement.i wish you where there with me.It pained so much for you haven`t been with to date.

Please send your recent picture.

Extend my regards to Sir Neviller

I Love so much honey from my innermost heart..

Michael

Caress wrote:

Michael,

I am sorry to hear about your mom. I would have liked to meet her. I hope she would have approved of me as your wife and now I will never know what she would think of me. It makes me so sad. Give me your address and I will mail you some money immediately.

I was also hoping that you could be able to meet us in Malawi and drive with us from there to the Safari Camp. Do you think you will be able to meet us there?

Love,

Caress

Caress has no problem sending Michael the money, unfortunately Caress has hired an accountant to manage her money for her. I can say with absolute certainty that the accountant will not approve any payment without adequate documentation (or with). Twisted Evil

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