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Just Jane
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 4:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I've been baiting this Nigeria lad for a few weeks. At first I thought he was using babelfish, but there are many misspelled words and made up words so I'm not so sure now. Maybe the lad discovered a thesaurus and went a little overboard, who knows. I have over 20 mails that are equally as crazy as these little snippets below. I have no effing clue what he wants my character to do (truthfully!) which seems to infuriate him with each subsequent mail.

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I am very disturbed that you have failed to hid and adhere to my intructions without that dismayal feelings and reactions that negates the principles of this rear fit achievement. Skepticism isn't on doubt on you but suspence here seems to over react to your odds notes. Your details and address been on use to the processing of this vital documentations calls for urgent but matured confidential replys and reactions to my daily updates instead of this lukewarm approach and atitude from you.

Dr.Sul3 1dris had been here for the past two days now without any good form of reaction to this rear fit trust infestment on you !!!.

What do you really think about this opportnunity?. Do you wake up everyday to having yourself engaged or contacted to effect the reality cause of this magnitude?.

You have today absolutely to a decision that will affect our all round decision as we are been very strict and cautious without this visual knowledge of both you and him which he had planned to effect but this your dull moments seems to over take decisions now.


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Your last updates connorts odds to my last instructions as well and Dr.Sul3 1dris is here to witness my ever complaints luckly for this gesture.

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Dr.Sul3 1dris himself felt very betrayed over your awesome reaction without putting the hardworks,efforts and logistics here into reconing.I do believe you are externally attached to baised mind and skepticism which is aganist the ideal principle of this transaction. .

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Attached are the vital most visible docs. for your visonary aspects of this transaction prior to immediate transfer effects. Delay is uncalled for to evade any form distractions from the scheduled programmed logistics. . (huh?)


I think 'infestment' is my favorite. Any clue what that word means? Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 5:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Obviously something of his got infested and is now very valuable.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 5:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ My guess is this:
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rear fit trust
should read "Rear fit truss". Then it all becomes understandable.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 5:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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connorts
I got kicked in the connorts once. Hurt like hell.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 6:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I got one


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THIS IS TO NOTIFY YOU THAT YOUR OVER DUE INHERITANCE FUNDS HAS BEEN GAZZETED TO BE RELEASED, VIA TELEX TRANSFER (TT)DIRECT WIRE TRANSFER TO YOU BY THE SENATE COMMITTEE FOR FOREIGN OVER DUE FUND TRANSFER.MEANWHILE,A WOMAN CAME TO MY OFFICE FEW DAYS AGO WITH A LETTER,CLAIMING TO BE YOUR TRUE REPRESENTATIVE.HERE ARE HER INFORMATIONS


Lads Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 7:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

could be thessaurus + babelfish + visionary most visible docs.
maybe he has hidden talents for writing a novel - the secret words of Dr.Sul3 1dris.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 3:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

hi my name is von falk and I'd like to give a translation a try

We are unhappy you have'nt followed our instructions-We dont want you to have any doubts that will keep you from taking advantage of this golden opportunity(rear fit acheivement).We trust you but are afraid you are having doubts because of your e-mails(sounds like your playing hard to get)your information is vital for the processing of these important documents and will be kept secret- Reply to my e-mails with more enthusiasm.
Drsol has been here with me for the past two days without any word from you on this rare investment (infestment) we are offering you
(I first thought infestment came from the french "infesten" meaning distress ,French creole had a strong influence on the nigerian language)lol silly me.
"What do you really think about this opportnunity?. Do you wake up everyday to having yourself engaged or contacted to effect the reality cause of this magnitude?." (im still working on this I can maybe have a literal translation in a coupla days)

"You have today absolutely to a decision that will affect our all round decision as we are been very strict and cautious without this visual knowledge of both you and him which he had planned to effect but this your dull moments seems to over take decisions now."(same here)

I believe he does have a thesaurus
I think connorts is connotes the e,t,r are next to each other on the key board and he typoed
Your last letter connotes(stubborn,suggest imply)"I'm guessing"hes getting mad and your lucky his friend is there(good cop bad cop?)
drsol feels betrayed by your refusal to play along after he put all that hard work and planning into this deal(I'm stuck on "reconing" give me a few days) he thinks your stupid(having doubts)for not going along with the plan.
Enclosed are visible (pictures) documents that you can look over so you can immediatly send cash-you have no more reason to delay and no reason (better not have?) to offer any excuses not to follow through with the plan.

this is fun -like you said he is definitely useing a thesaurus I can probably give you a literal translation on most of it in a few days if you want its like listening to a 1 sided phone conversation lol


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Confused Confused Confused Confused

OMG. Im done. Lol

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 8:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

GAZZETED

It's a word, albeit misspelled. In fact it's almost in the right context.
See: http://www.london-gazette.co.uk/

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 1:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@vonfalk: Thanks for the translation! It's hard to believe that it's English he's writing in, isn't it?

I couldn't stand it any longer. I really wanted to hear this lads voice to see if he struggled with English, so I called him this morning. We got cut off but he speaks very understandable English, much better than most! He even briefly spoke about the last email I had sent so I'm pretty sure I'm talking to he same lad. I didn't have time to call him back but will try again tomorrow.

Here's today's note:
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Thanks for the number confirmation. It is advised you call up to me and him (Dr.Sul3 1dris)at your best period with that stout excuse from you until when the reality of this goal beams the expected light to you.

Do call on me tomorrow at your period.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 1:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

reconing = reckoning = figuring or summing up. Wink

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 2:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I expect he is a little better than average at speaking English, and he is trying to write out the words based on sound without help from a dictionary.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 8:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Is reconing like rebaiting? Going back to the same poor sod but with a different character....

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 8:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

No. Reconing is replacing the traffic cones at roadworks. After the originals have been damaged, stolen, etc.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 8:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^ bloody students lol

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 12:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Just Jane wrote:


I think 'infestment' is my favorite. Any clue what that word means? Laughing Laughing


It means that your lad has got fat fingers. Laughing

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