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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Tue Jun 23, 2009 7:51 pm |
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Ok, who gave their pet this format?
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Subject: Celebrities Come Dancing
Message-ID: <[email protected]>
Celebrities Come Dancing
LOTTERY JACKPOT WINNERS
Mr Bruce E Forsyth has announced that YOU have been awarded top prize in the Latin section of Come Dancing
Being a winner in the Bossa Nova, Argentine Tango and Chatanooga Choo Choo Sections
With merits in the Foxtrot, Highland Fling and Break dancing
To prevent double claiming. impersonation and any flagrant abuse of this esteemed organization winners will be vetted and required to produce evidence to prove you are who you say you are in the form of a signed certificate from your doctor which is also to confirm your fitness to enjoy the second part of your prize.
With your winnings you will receive automatic entry to this years Celebrity Come Dancing World Championship when you will be competing against stars such as Ronaldo, Amy Wine house, Elton John, Terry Wogan, Jamiroquai and Lewis Hamilton which will be held this year at Wembley Stadium in front of His Highness Prince Albert of Monaco.
Age and height restrictions apply
Anyone under 4 and younger than 16 may not apply.
Please contact Bruce E Forsyth at ********@gmail.com
to discover how to collect your monumental prize and free entry to the
World Come Dancing Championships to be televised live and worldwide on CNN which will draw in a larger crowd that this year’s Superbowl and FA Cup Final added together.
This Championship is Governed and refereed by the Crufts International Judging Panel and any attempt to circumvent its rules and regulations will result in immediate disqualification and forfeiture of any goods and chattels previously awarded, under penalty of the garrote.
Please bring your own dance wear.
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_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
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travelbunny
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 18 Jun 2009
Posts: 14
Location: UK
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Tue Jun 23, 2009 7:58 pm |
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Mr Bruce E Forsyth has announced that YOU have been awarded top prize in the Latin section of Come Dancing |
Amazing!!! |
_________________ >>>I AM NOT A GOAT LOVER, AND I AM NOT A HOMOSEXUAL ,BELIEVE ME AND STOP RESPONDING TO HIM HE IS A LIAR<<< |
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Master of Puppets
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 3294
Location: Pulling the Strings
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Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:08 pm |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:14 pm |
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I'm pretty sure the twisted genius of our beloved GomerPyle came up with that one.
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under penalty of the garrote. |
Don't we wish! |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
Bibian
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Master of Puppets
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 3294
Location: Pulling the Strings
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Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:17 pm |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:25 pm |
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I do love me some Mr. Gomer, yes I do. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
Bibian
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JohnErotun
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 23 Jun 2009
Posts: 2
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Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:39 pm |
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It has to be said... (and I do apologise in advance)
good game, good game
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Baiting newbie - 4 personas, 12 live lads, no icons yet |
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Catcher In The Lie
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 22 Sep 2008
Posts: 877
Location: 404 Yellow Brick Road
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Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:00 am |
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And to be perfectly clear...
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Anyone under 4 and younger than 16 may not apply. |
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_________________ x 11 x 20
"I don't want you to be burdered again." Ali the hitlad Sule
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:08 am |
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I feel Mr Gomer may be badder than Usm@n B3llo in the long run. |
_________________ Fuck off, and wait for your death, you fucking dog's eater, I will see this to the end, already, you are a fucking negativity to this world, go to hell after two puuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jack N0delay,hitlad
You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad
What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
Jack,the hitlad who keeps giving me fresh sig lines
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AL1VE
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Jan 2009
Posts: 445
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Wed Jun 24, 2009 3:46 am |
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Please bring your own dance wear. |
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Magnus: Lagos --> Cotonou
Benjamin: Accra --> Monrovia
Mustafa: Banjul --> Dakar
Steve & Santos: Johannesburg --> Maputo
Gift & Ubochie: Johannesburg --> Maputo
Gift: Johannesburg --> Harare
John: Accra --> Abidjan |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Wed Jun 24, 2009 3:54 am |
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"Bait-a-Mugu-Choo-Choo"
[With apologies to the great Glenn Miller]
Pardon the intrusion boi,
Is this the Bait-a-Mugu Choo Choo?
"YES I 419!"
Mugu, your ass is mine.
"CAN I TRUST YOUR WORD"
Get on the Bait-a-mugu choochoo
I'll tell you where
All you mugus beware
He leaves the Ouagadougu depot 'bout a quarter to 4
Ready to pretend he's with the diplomat corps
The lad is such a whiner
Nothing could be finer
Than to see a hashly stredded 419er
When you see the IP shows he's really gone far
Then you add the twist that makes it truly bizarre
Along comes Mr Gomer
Gonna chop the roamer
Mugu, 419er fooOooOoOool you are.
There's gonna be
A certain party at the airport
Who's going to wish
He'd stopped at bread loaves and fish
He's gonna cry
When he discovers that he can't get home
So Bait-a-mugu-choo choo
Leave him stredded alone!
edit: new improved lyrics |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
Bibian
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Last edited by bohigal on Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:25 pm; edited 2 times in total |
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frank.lester
419Eater is my life
Joined: 08 Aug 2008
Posts: 475
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Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:57 am |
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hi, at last- I see it in wildlife - but, cannot read the reply-to adress
OP - could you be so nice, please, and tell the dancers where to apply ?
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Delivery to the following recipient failed permanently: |
********@gmail.com
I could trade this one / fresh today, emphasis addded...
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subject HELLO.....But at the time of deposit he told the security company that it is family valuables that are contained in the boxes. the total amount contained in > the two boxes is $15 USD. Unknowingly to the security company. Please I > want you to know that when my father heard of the plot by ROBERT MUGABE to > kill him, he instructed the security company in Ghana to move the boxes > containing the money to Dubai by DIPLOMATIC COURIER SERVICE, but > unfortunately my father could not escape out of ZIMBABWE ; he was > eventually killed, though he could not claim the boxes before his untimely > death. .....
comes also from celebrity .. [email protected] |
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Catcher In The Lie
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 22 Sep 2008
Posts: 877
Location: 404 Yellow Brick Road
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Wed Jun 24, 2009 11:59 am |
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Another thread that's burst into song Bohigal, that was great |
_________________ x 11 x 20
"I don't want you to be burdered again." Ali the hitlad Sule
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Jun 24, 2009 12:09 pm |
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And the same tune as well... weird or what!? |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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frank.lester
419Eater is my life
Joined: 08 Aug 2008
Posts: 475
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Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:11 pm |
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^^Bohigal, congrats !! fine lyrics. |
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Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
Posts: 1423
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Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:41 pm |
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Awesome Bohigal!!!
I really would like to try the Highland Fling. It sounds most exhilarating. |
_________________ x5 2 From my Valentine
Sibide, Bamako-Cotonou W/Dr.S.W.
Proud member of "The Todger Club"
"why are you stingy over me" Craig
"you are causin me much frustration" Frustrated lad...
"stop makin me feel like mess and shit" Craig
"if not i will fall off from a cliff and God will kick your bud for murdering " Diamond Mo
" shot the fuck up you silly irrational bitch" V1ctor
"they make jest of me cus they tthink i am waisting my time and money talking to you" Ted
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blah
Who's Your Daddy?
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1775
Location: Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:52 pm |
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...used by mumu yahoo boys who stay hungry. |
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_________________ x12
With all due respect. you nothing but a cheap scum.idoit and heartless man!! - Turkey Smith
please daddy don't lunch your powers on Mr.alex! - my "son".
M7CN Mangler - 1998 clicks. This process is absolutely embarassing. - Sgt. Jones
M7CN Mangler+SecSh1eld+Allst@r= How dear you make me go thru such stress.. - Fr@nk West
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here for dirty nasty pr0n!!1]</a>
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Thu Jun 25, 2009 12:50 am |
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Look this is a dead cert winning script.
I hate all the bad things you do to Lads and I feel obligated to help them all I can.
It's just a shame I'm such an idiot.
I never thought a Lad would be so stupid as to fall for it.
Believe me. If you get a Lad this brainless YOU are the winner. Treasure him and send him off on a safari to the nearest minefield on a pogo stick. He'll probably do it. There's nothing funnier than a Lad with a wonky brain.
I'll always treasure the memory of Shorty who tried to mobilise the Nigerian army after his arrest to rescue a sultry Russian model.
You just have to bait him. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Wed Jul 15, 2009 8:37 am |
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Tha bar's just been raised. Just got this little beaut from Ghana....
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Good day sport
My name is Ricky Ponting and I come from a land down under where beer does
flow and men chunder. I am the captain of the Australian Cricket team. I am
currently stredded in England where I will be all summer while my team are
resoundingly thrashed by the English in the Ashes.
During the flight over from Australia I was able to obtain a supply of
golden kangeroo eggs worth an estimated $10,000,000 (TEN MILLION AUSTRALIAN
DOLLARS). These eggs were a gift from the Australian Prime Minister to
premier Brown the leader of the Republic of Great Britain. The eggs are
currently stashed in a fried-out combie on a hippie trail head full of
zombies, together with a pair of Kylie's gold hot pants and a vegamite
sandwich.
As you will be aware, all Australians are descended from criminals, so I
need to get these eggs somewhere safe. I am soliciting your help to smuggle
these golden kangeroo eggs out of England to your country, where we can
share them. I am willing to give you 45% of their value if you will assist
me in this task. When the eggs are safely in your country, I will come over
and join you with my wife Dame Edna and our Two Little Boys.
Please use the following code (B8ER) in all correspondence to ensure that
our transaction does not go astray.
Put another shrimp on the barbie cobber.
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_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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Sir Cumfrence
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 907
Location: Relatively here.
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Wed Jul 15, 2009 8:59 am |
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Very nice Perhaps our valued member B8er has something to do with this? |
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