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 Friday fun- text your missus!

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Gaz
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Shameful steal from another forum.

The idea is to text your missus something totally baffling and something that will really confuse her. Post the replies up here. It can get pretty funny if it gets going. The more outragous text you send, the better the reply will be.

I just sent this-

"Hi ,can you get curry for big davie? He can't wait to meet you. I will get cake. Bring toys! x"

x ''

I expect at least three swear words in the reply Laughing

Will update with the reply.

Get going with your own messages now, and dont let this thread be a flop

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

It would probably be funny if when you text your own phone # didn't pop up as the sender. For me at least, my wife most likely would reply. "Your an idiot. Stop texting me at work".

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I think my wife would ignore both of the above - she would ignore something outrageous, and not reply to a number she didn't know Wink

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Nah, the point is that she knows its from you, but is so confused by the message that the reply she sends will be quite funny Laughing

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"THIS NONSENSE ACT OF YOURS HAS CAUSED ME LOOSING UP TO $350 USD ALL TOGETHER TO GET TO KASTINA SINCE ON MONDAY!!"- Barrister Usman Bello

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You mean I should bait my missus?

Well, I better make sure I bait safe... I'm sure have the tinfoil mobile phone condoms somewhere...

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Lovey has wanted to show me how to text and I have not been interested. Shocked

Now, I am!

Stay tuned! Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Just got a reply...."Who the f*ck is dave and why cant he buy his own curry? Im at going up to Lorraines tonight so I'll have to meet him some other time. Toys??"

Laughing

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"WHAT HELL ARE YOU ? YOU ARE A MAD MAN, YOU NEED TO BE CURED BY YOUR OCCULTIC MEMBERS, I CAN SEE THAT THEY HAVE TAKEN YOUR BRAIN" - Barrister Harry Brown

"YOU ARE GOING STUPID , ARE YOU OUT OF YOU MIND ? YOU FOOLISH WHITE MONKEY AND YELLOW PIG."- Barrister Isa Usman

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Laughing Laughing Laughing

I should get someone else to show me. Cool

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My wife is used to unusual messages, would probably reply "Are you at the pub already? Shame on you."

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Gaz wrote:
Just got a reply...."Who the f*ck is dave and why cant he buy his own curry? Im at going up to Lorraines tonight so I'll have to meet him some other time. Toys??"

Laughing


Thats just normal. What would be funny is if she had texted back that she was bringing toys, already had a room, and Dave and her were having a GREAT time without you.

That would be funny.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Tasty that indeed would be funny, no infact it would fecking hilarious.

I wish I could join in the text hilarity 1) I left my mobile at home 2) I don't have anyone to text Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 3:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My hubby said, "What is curry?"
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 4:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^Was we suppose to sent the same mesage??? Laughing Laughing Laughing

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