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PostPosted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 4:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This character turned up as barrister for my lad. He is in USA uses a gmail account and speaks Nigerian English.

A small amount of fun offered itself after a rocky start. Ideas for extending this modality will be much enjoyed.

Quote:
6 July
Me: hi
Me: hello again
Nelson: Hello Tina
Nelson: am Glad to hear from you
Me: wow that is big writing
Nelson: dont you like it
Me: is fine but I just installed a 19" screen so ti looks HUGE
Nelson: ok
Nelson: well where are you located in uk
Nelson: and can you come visible to me
Me: sorry cam isn't installed with new screen yet
Me: now what is all this baout
Me: a fund
Nelson: well The fund was in Uk before
Nelson: wait i need to send you the cert of the fund
Me: try smaller more professional writing
Nelson: ok
Nelson: can you see me clear now
Nelson: Can you come over to us
Me: what do you mean?
Nelson: becos you need to get all this done .. i mean can you come over to the usa
Nelson: the money is with the Tax dept
Me: no way
Nelson: and not Yet In bank account
Nelson: why Cant you come over
Me: and your startement is rubbish
Nelson: how do you mean
Me: file failed to arrive
Me: and you have not sent me email with the details I demanded
Nelson: my id card is on here
Nelson: so you can see all the requirment you are needed
Me: I decide what I need and I expect you to comply
Nelson: i was located in uk
Nelson: why the buzz
Me: I am a bussy woman
Nelson: so what do you mean by that
Me: you are wasting my time
Nelson: How do you mean
Me: when you are ready to act in a professional manner email me as instructed in my emaikl to you
Nelson: well
Nelson: i will tell your husband you arent ready to work things out
Me: no my good man it is you who are not ready to behave in a correct manner
Me: do you thuink I aM A FOOLK?
Nelson: what do you take me for
Nelson: ADDRESS - : ABBEY
2 CENTRAL PAVEMENTS
CHESTERFIELD
S40 1PQ
ENGLAND

Nelson: that is where the Money has been transfer to usa
Me: WHEN YUO ARE READY TO COMPLY EMAIL ME UNTIL THEN GO AWAY
Nelson: and the fund is with the us tax dept now
Nelson: email you what
Me: SO THE FUND IS IN THE uk?
Me: there was no need to send the fund from UK to US
Nelson: pls get off
Nelson: i need to write you husband
Nelson: asshole
Me: why boy do you get bum fucked
Nelson: do you know how old i am
Nelson: i have been into my work for yrs
Me: shpuld have learned it by now then
Nelson: do you think you can rule over me
Nelson: never
Nelson: i will Tell your husband now
Nelson: that you should not contact me
Nelson: if you want to work things out for him
Nelson: then come over to the us and get things done yourself
Nelson: asshole
Nelson: am a legit lawyer and you can also confirm my firm
Me: for a man of law your language is inappropriate
Nelson: i am not new to my Job
Nelson: you got me pissed off
Nelson: how do you mean
Nelson: you are a busy woman
Nelson: do you think i have your time
Nelson: i only wanna help your husband
Nelson: get the fucked from me
Me: so why transfer his fund to US when I am in UK ?
Nelson: I told you that they sent it back to the Tax Dept
Me: who did?
Nelson: becos you husband need to pay some Tax
Nelson: The Bank
Me: what bank?
Nelson: ABBEY
2 CENTRAL PAVEMENTS
Me: why would a UK bank sne dmoney to US without authority?
Nelson: they work together
Nelson: its an offshore
Me: what is an offshore?
Nelson: its not a Normal bank
Nelson: shares
Me: what is not a normal bank?
Nelson: are you not getting me
Nelson: the fund does not pay into Bank account but the fund is for shares
Nelson: arent getting me
Me: no am asking some simple questions and you do nort answer
Nelson: i did
Me: shares in what?
Me: ABBEY
2 CENTRAL PAVEMENTS
CHESTERFIELD
S40 1PQ
Nelson: pls i guess you need to go back to your husband
Nelson: and ask him that what is the money for
Me: no this is not a central clearing bank at all
Me: it has NO lonk
Me: no links with any organisation in US
Nelson: see Tina do you wanna listen to me
Nelson: brb
Me: Lady Malloy to you
Nelson: what dop
Nelson: what do you mean
Nelson: well
Nelson: do you know what
Nelson: you need to open a non resident account here
Nelson: am not sure you are still ther
Me: you have not answered my questions
Nelson: what ?
Me: why was this fund transfered to US from UK
Nelson: well dont question me again after this ,
Nelson: am not the Bank
Nelson: am only the lawyer
Nelson: ok
Nelson: do you know what shares is all about
Nelson: its just like an investment
Me: OK tell me account details from
Me: : ABBEY
2 CENTRAL PAVEMENTS
CHESTERFIELD
S40 1PQ
ENGLAND
Me: I can then contaqct their CEO for informations
Nelson: listen to me becos you are really lacking behind
Nelson: the fund is now with the Tax Dept
Nelson: In Usa
Nelson: ask you Husband
Nelson: if you ask me more question i might get you off
Nelson: ok
Me: no you say the fund was with : ABBEY
2 CENTRAL PAVEMENTS
CHESTERFIELD
S40 1PQ
ENGLAND
Me: if so they will have records of its source and final destination
Nelson: Lol the fund is now In Tax dept In usa
Nelson: United State of american
Me: if you cannot or will not answer these simple questions what concluysion must I reach?
Nelson: which i dont know
Me: that either there is no account with this bank or that there is no fund
Nelson: Yes
Nelson: Tax dept In usa is not a bank
Me: WOWhow clever of you
Nelson: and you just need to setup a Bank
Me: now tell me where trhis money came from?
Nelson: so they ill get the money there
Nelson: and you start wiring to your account in uk
Nelson: Tina that is a good Question
Nelson: the money isnt for me
Nelson: but for your Husband
Me: Mr Cole I will not tell yuo aNY DETAILS OF MY PRIVATE OR BUSINESS BANK ACCOUNTS
Nelson: arent getting it
Nelson: Lol
Nelson: never
Nelson: I dont need that
Nelson: No lawyer will ask you for your bank Details
Nelson: if any lawyer ask for it you can report that to the high court near the person
Nelson: so i am a qualify lawyer
Nelson: i can never ask for you bank details
Nelson: ok
Me: ok what exactly do you want me to do?
Nelson: that is why i expected you to ask since
Nelson: and you are busy asking me question
Nelson: Can you come Over to us
Nelson: ?
Me: no I cannot travel to Nigeria
Nelson: Lol
Nelson: I mean Can you come to Usa
Nelson: Oh
Nelson: you missunderstood i guess
Me: no I cannot travel by air at all
Nelson: not Nigeria
Nelson: why
Nelson: ?
Me: doctors say I must not
Nelson: Ok Tina
Nelson: see do you know what is on ground now
Me: no
Nelson: you need to setup a trust fund account here In usa
Me: how?
Nelson: what is No
Nelson: that is what you need to do
Me: see do you know what is on ground now this I do not understand
Nelson: well you need to scan any of your id card to me
Nelson: and it will cost you $500 to get the account opening and the account need to be credited with $2000
Me: we do nbot have these here in UK
Nelson: but all the fund will be in the account
Nelson: Yes I Can do it for you here
Nelson: so once the account is being activated
Me: yes
Nelson: the Bank info will be send to you from the Bank
Nelson: its your own personal info
Nelson: and you must not give it out
Nelson: and from there account the Tax dept will credit the Trust fund account
Nelson: and from the account you can wire to your personal accout Online
Nelson: reason why for doing it this way is becos no Lawyer will ask for you personal account
Nelson: its you life and you are not advise to expose it
Me: so what exactly do I need to do?
Nelson: are you getting me
Me: I think so
Nelson: wait
Nelson: you need to scan your id card to me
Nelson: and i will help you for that
Me: in UK we do not have ID cards
Nelson: lol
Nelson: i mean any means of identification
Me: don't need that
Me: have none
Nelson: so what can i give them here
Me: Where do I need to open an account?
Nelson: Here In usa
Me: OK tell me a good bank
Me: if this fund is in name of Mark Davidson it needs to be his account
Nelson: Well sun Trust
Nelson: but Your husband is in Nigeria right
Me: yes
Nelson: well he cant open the account In Nigeria
Me: yes I know this
Me: let me ask you a question
Me: this money is with the IRS?
Nelson: yes
Me: so if you giver me the references I can deal with them direct OK
Nelson: its with the Tax dept
Me: just send me your account for services rendered to date and my own team of lawyers will take the matter up with US IRS
Nelson: will you lawyer come down here
Nelson: my account
Nelson: why do you need my account
Nelson: i dont give it out
Nelson: their are some people am helping also
Me: account for services rendered is your bill!
Nelson: they invest in this firm http://heraldland.com/promotion/
Me: yes
Me: that is a fraud for a start
Nelson: you mean you want me to stop
Nelson: and get myself off on this or what do you mean
Nelson: ok why
Nelson: ?
Nelson: how
Nelson: ?
Me: you say shares were sold?
Nelson: how do you mean
Nelson: ?
Nelson: i mean investor
Me: and proceeds were lodge with ABBEY
2 CENTRAL PAVEMENTS
CHESTERFIELD
S40 1PQ
ENGLAND
Me: now they are in US
Me: so they had to have been transferreed toa bank account in USA
Nelson: are you ok Tina
Nelson: how do you mean
Nelson: do you think am after your husband money or what
Nelson: get the fucked
Nelson: am here
Me: no Nelson but I wish to make it ckeqar to you
Me: that I want to know ALL the details of these transactions before I make any commitment
Me: You have done work for Mark, and for this you will be paid
Me: BUT any legal work done on my behalf is done by my corporate lawyers in Lincolns Inn
Nelson: trying to get what you are up to
Nelson: Tina if i may ask you
Nelson: do you think am after all this
Nelson: am well broughtup
Nelson: i dont look after someone's money
Nelson: oh shit
Nelson: I told you where the Money is
Nelson: all you need to to setuup a Bank account here or tell your husband to do
Nelson: its none of my own business
Nelson: i think i have been too free with your husband
Nelson: that is why you also could address me this way
Me: Nelso
Nelson: Nelson
Me: sorry a little slip of the finger
Nelson: not Nelso
Nelson: ok
Me: yes Nelson
Me: that is such a nice name
Nelson: Thnk
Me: and you have been very pateine with Mark
Me: he is such a scatter brain
Me: you may know we are not married
Me: and the way he is goinbg I don't think I will marry him after all
Nelson: why
Nelson: its your Family issue
Me: no Nelson I am single and available
Nelson: i dont like getting myself in someone's life issue
Me: how old are you Nelson
Me: are you single?
Nelson: why are you asking me this
Me: beasue I think you sound real cute
Nelson: Thank U
Me: so where do you live in America
Me: if I were to come over by boat would you meet me in NY?
Nelson: Colorado
Me: do you live in a city or in the country?
Nelson: i live in state
Nelson: well
Nelson: Tina
Nelson: do you want to get this donw for your Husband or not
Nelson: ?
Me: so what sort of home do you have there?
Nelson: a Normal Home
Nelson: but i loss some money On My business
Me: I am sad to hear that
Nelson: so am paying mortgage now
Nelson: well when Can you help your Husband to get this done
Nelson: let me know
Nelson: am a man of time
Nelson: Sad to hear what ... you need to be less concern about me
Me: am concerned about you Nelson, sad that you have problems
Me: do you want to tell me about them?
Nelson: about what
Me: your problems
Me: Mark is not my husband Nelson
Me: and he seems to be stuck out in Nigeria
Me: Nelson may I ask yuo a question please?
Me: hello Nelson
Nelson: sorry
Nelson: yes am here
Nelson: what do you wanna ask me
Me: this 3.5 million
Nelson: yes
Me: it sounds a very big amount
Me: too big to be honest I am thinking
Nelson: yes it get increasing everymonth
Nelson: what are you doing for a living
Nelson: i have seen more than that in life
Nelson: so he should not be a big money to you
Me: just sold my own business
Nelson: Sold
Nelson: How do you mean
Me: yes recession not good time for business
Nelson: Oh
Me: property will be priced low and make good income too
Nelson: so i guess you re full house wife now
Me: no have housekeeper
Me: am just looking around for new interests
Me: stocks and shares too risky now
Me: this 3.5m of Mark's sounds like money laundering to me
Me: Mark is not a rich businessman like you
Me: so for him to tell me he has 3.5 m is not good
Me: hello again
Nelson: Hmmm
Nelson: Ok
Nelson: I Understand You
Me: WOW that makes you very clever
Nelson: but if i finally get anything with you
Nelson: how will my client feel about me
Me: what do you want with me Nelson dear?
Nelson: Oh
Nelson: Lol
Nelson: i dont betray
Nelson: i can never betray
Nelson: am a widow
Me: of course not
Me: so am I
Nelson: i have been married before
Me: so have I
Nelson: and i have 2children
Me: how old are they?
Nelson: Paul is 16yrs old and malisa is 13yrs
Me: so how old are yuo then?
Me: Mad
Nelson: 47yrs
Nelson: what about you
Me: so not the old man Mark says?
Nelson: How do you mean
Me: I am older than you
Me: I am 56
Me: MArk says you are a very old man
Me: and 47 is a man in his prime
Nelson: oh 57yrs old
Nelson: i misstyp
Me: you are?
Nelson: i thought i type 5
Me: OK Nelson anyway 57 is still a nice age in a man
Nelson: i type 4 instead of 5
Me: no matter
Nelson: sorry if i misstake sometimes
Me: so are your children in high school?
Me: of course I forgive you Nelson
Me: How can we fix things for Mark? without me being involved?
Nelson: i dont like using my glasses
Nelson: But the sch In oversea
Me: I really need to go out now, but will be back later if you would like to talk
Me: with my new screen I may not need my
Me: glasses
Me: Happy
Me: be back later
Nelson: i dont do that
Nelson: Lol
Nelson: they sch In Europe
Nelson: They both sch In bulgeria.. technical university ... Varna
Nelson: i cant do that
Nelson: if someone do that to do i will feel bad as well
Nelson: and where are you going
Nelson: how many min time
Nelson: talk on what
Nelson: Oh
Nelson: when will you now come back
Nelson: and no how we can do this while Mark will not get to know
Nelson: do you have a Cam


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I have trying to access the confirmation code but it always stated Errow Anthony Hills Togo
I am pissing out and off my brain seemed shattered of several thoughts and implications this is really taken much time and am afraid. Sgt Allen Nigeria
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 5:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi DW, What makes you think he is in the US?

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 7:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi I know he is not in US although he claims to be, the gmail addy is in this case a give away. The fun thing is he is ready to double cross his 'client ' in Nigeria!

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 6:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I've had a go at him, but I don't do "chat" So he's just going to have to make do with e-mail replies

And I've had a bite. 3 in fact from the good Barrister Cole, After I wrote a Poor gullable me type letter..

Quote:
dear Nelson Cole,,
Well I must say, I'm delighted to get your mail, and from a
Barrister, No less. I would be happy to work with you on this project. Do you
Know I always thought my husband was a dark horse, and had more
Business assets that he would admit to.

As you will know I'm now a widowed lady in my late 40's and all
Alone in the world with no one to look after me.. And how lucky am
I when you came along right out of the blue..
Barrister Nelson Cole
Very Best Regards Julie Jones..

P/S Please call me Jewel's, it's much more friendly.



First reply was a bit abrupt, Still he's a professional, so that accounts for that..

Quote:

ATTN ; JONES,

Am so greatful to write you once again, I am Barrister Nelson Cole By Name I need some Information from you and I will be waiting on you to write me back.. What Country are you right Now. How much Ready are you to help your Husband ? What is your Phone Number and did your Husband tell you where this Fund is right now. Do get back to me and give me your Full Name and your Full Home address.
Your Mail is Important to me .
Regards.
Cole.


2 nd reply,

Quote:
Good Day,
Well am Barrister Nelson Cole By name and Your Husband said I
Should contact you concerning his fund In our Domin Trust fund so I
Really wanna know How ready you are to get this done for him and I
Wanna be sure if you are ready to work with me to get this done
Becos its time for him to get this fund terminated and the fund is
$3.5m and write me back and let me know if you are ready to work
With me to get this done.
I will be waiting to hear from you back .
Barrister Cole


3rd reply, this one was a bit like me ,short and sweet..

Quote:

Attn; Julie..

Well am so Glad to write you and Can you Tell me the name of Your husband and Can you tell me where you are Located.. I will try and work things out for you and your husband but answer My questions...
Nelson.


So the replies are getting friendlier. He'll be calling me Jewel's in no time , bless his little black heart

Here's the headers...
Quote:
Return-Path: <[email protected]> Received: from xxxxxxxmail.com (xxxxxxmail.com [65.39.178.142]) by imap11.hushmail.com (Cyrus v2.3.7-Invoca-RPM-2.3.7-2.el5) with LMTPA; Sun, 12 Jul 2009 22:34:34 +0000 X-Sieve: CMU Sieve 2.3 Received: from mail-bw0-f227.Google.com (mail-bw0-f227.Google.com [209.85.218.227]) by smtp5.hushmail.com (Postfix) with ESMTP for <[email protected]>; Sun, 12 Jul 2009 22:34:26 +0000 (UTC) Received: by bwz27 with SMTP id 27so96571bwz.34 for <xxxx.com>; Sun, 12 Jul 2009 15:29:35 -0700 (PDT) DKIM-Signature: v=1; a=rsa-sha256; c=relaxed/relaxed; d=gmail.com; s=gamma; h=domainkey-signature:mime-version:received:in-reply-to:references :date:message-id:subject:from:to:content-type; bh=XXaM1jkCRpCrwoKJfeiBWHu2l3q9/uoxCJJMWoJF3B0=; b=QsoAilcAoLdHIu9f26glI9uyMqqP7Ko02Fj3VALvvv6kpEjuAMmuCJ7lMVmxhtCnPs IdqUPKSXPdfUXuC4AJiQQ31Z7vhXvSFNMjW33ixBHZsK97aAd/O9rqy0c/GBKxvKpH8Q Ko0Kh9bGvmK8WRvlp7gQFzgi7hBe4MX0uWdgc= DomainKey-Signature: a=rsa-sha1; c=nofws; d=gmail.com; s=gamma; h=mime-version:in-reply-to:references:date:message-id:subject:from:to :content-type; b=LvzrcqJjeXfOhkfkz0ExIqVQJvYUtV0+3SItDO5yS+oKzeSTsQZx0fVMYfouxj/k2a ZSOgH9to0UMqq0LzNpTlYz6KT2jbN8y6wmI1IyY5tuGYmmDkUyEN8sdWqD2g2YwoA7Pb EA4JTaG0do7boI/NTgeZJ3ZIxwG0q3R8m8Xcs= MIME-Version: 1.0 Received: by 10.223.116.203 with SMTP id n11mr1753104faq.13.1247437775794; Sun, 12 Jul 2009 15:29:35 -0700 (PDT) In-Reply-To: <[email protected]> References: <[email protected]> Date: Sun, 12 Jul 2009 23:29:35 +0100 Message-ID: <[email protected]> Subject: Re: welcome reply. From: Nelson Cole <[email protected]> To: xxxxxxxmail.com Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary=001636c5a5048171d9046e89


As to a location, this showed up, and i can't make it go anywhere else..

65.39.178.142 United Kingdom (Valley)*
209.85.218.227 United States (Mountain View)*

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 7:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@weareborg

you gotta get him to send you a kinky card

http://www.kinkycards.com/

They will show you the IP address of the sender.

(Dora and Branwen both made a thourough investigation of this site in the interests of baiting you understand.)

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I have trying to access the confirmation code but it always stated Errow Anthony Hills Togo
I am pissing out and off my brain seemed shattered of several thoughts and implications this is really taken much time and am afraid. Sgt Allen Nigeria
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 7:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yesterday in BNC's life he chatted to my character.
13 July
Quote:
Me: hello Nelson
Me: Mark needs $600 now
Nelly: ok
Nelly: send to him
Me: if you do that he will give you authority over his fund
Nelly: why are you seeking for my advise before you can help him.
Nelly: i dont need his money
Nelly: ok
Me: but you need fees
Nelly: XXXXX
Me: yes darling
Nelly: send her $600 if you wanna send him
Nelly: ok
Nelly: i cant tell you not to send for him
Me: can't send from UK
Nelly: why
Nelly: ?
Nelly: that is a big lie
Nelly: why cant you send from uk
Me: for some reason transfers to Nigeria are blocked
Me: look I tried WU and Moneygram
Nelly: ?
Nelly: why
Nelly: oh if that be the case go to wallmart and send it
Nelly: so what do you want me to do
Nelly: ?
Me: what is wallmart?
Nelly: money gram shop
Me: no wallmart here
Nelly: ok
Nelly: what do you now what me to do about that
Me: send him the $600
Nelly: ok
Nelly: i will go and steal from the Bank
Me: great can I tell him you are sending?
Nelly: No
Me: meanie when yuo are due to get such big fees
Nelly: i am not sending any damn money
Nelly: goodbye
Nelly: i dont have money to send to any dude
Me: what do you mean DUDE he is your client
Nelly: get off
Nelly: what
Me: temper temper
Nelly: pls leave me alone do you want me to go and steal
Nelly: you have the money send to him
Me: borrow darling
Nelly: i dont have any damn i need to takecare of my son and pay for his fees in Bulgeria
Me: UK is getting strict about sending money abroad
Nelly: i cant borrow
Nelly: there are many ways to send to Him
Nelly: if you know you cant send to Nigeria
Nelly: i can tell you some many ways of sending to him
Nelly: if you really wanna do that
Nelly: Ok
Me: how?
Nelly: am here
Nelly: dont buzz me
Me: so how can I send to a country that is banned
Nelly: well
Nelly: i can give you a friend that you can send to in Uk
Nelly: and he will send back to him i mean mark
Nelly: what about that
Me: but if he is in UK
Nelly: yes
Me: and I cannot send from here how does he?
Me: ask him to send me email explianing how
Nelly: he cant mail you
Nelly: i will be the one to talk to him
Me: why not?
Nelly: if you know you wanna help Mark
Nelly: do what i ask you to do
Me: no Nelson
Nelly: he ill get the money
Me: this will not do
Me: money must go directly to Mark
Nelly: yes
Nelly: once you send to him he will send direct to mark
Nelly: simple
Nelly: take it or leave it
Nelly: you talk to much
Nelly: anyway you are a lady
Me: Nelson I am wondering if Mark were not in Nigeria
Me: then I could send
Nelly: so now that is in Nigeria what do you now want to do
Nelly: if you want to help him
Nelly: let me give you a friend info in uk
Me: if Mark went from Lagos to PortoNovo in Benin I could send to hiom there
Me: ok tell me friend ion UK too
Nelly: he will get it
Nelly: and then he will send back to Mark direct
Me: OK tell away?
Nelly: that is if you want to help him
Nelly: ?
Nelly: should i give you the friend info in uk
Nelly: he will get the money and send to Mark direct
Nelly: and you will confirm from mark becos he will get it done
Nelly: ok
Nelly: are you getting me or now
Nelly: not
Nelly: ?
Me: think so
Nelly: Ok
Nelly: the Info is John Sawyer
Nelly: send western union to him
Nelly: he will get it
Me: his address
Nelly: you dont need address for sending
Me: could send to you
Me: needs to say city and town
Nelly: Tina if you wanna send
Nelly: send to John
Nelly: he will get mark the money
Me: need to have John Sawyer email to send details
Nelly: Dear
Nelly: i am not just sending money
Nelly: that is all you need
Nelly: ok
Me: so John Sawyer UK
Me: is that all I need to put?
Nelly: Cheterfield , Derbyshire
Me: no such place
Nelly: uk
Nelly: city is Cheterfield and town is Derbyshire
Me: can yuo check agaion please
Nelly: i Know what am saying
Nelly: just send that way
Me: ok
Me: jas
Nelly: fill the form that way
Nelly: he will get it
Nelly: that is all
Nelly: Ok
Nelly: do if you wanna help Mark
Nelly: and he will get the money
Nelly: Ok
Nelly: this is how you will understand me that am real
Nelly: ok
Nelly: what
Nelly: are you going to do that now
Me: Yes master
Nelly: ?
Nelly: yes or no
Me: yes but it not likieng this derbyshire cheterfield
Nelly: Yes
Me: see what I say
Me: am getting stressed
Nelly: that is how i filled the form the other day John sent for me
Nelly: so it that way
Nelly: just fill it
Me: ask him to sedn me forem then
Nelly: See
Nelly: Tine
Nelly: Tina
Nelly: leave me alone
Nelly: you arent ready to Help Mark
Nelly: time is going
Nelly: if you wanna help him
Nelly: do it that way
Me: Nelson I do not know your friend
Me: is he in Lagos too?
Nelly: No
Nelly: In Uk there
Me: well he doen't live where you said
Nelly: Cheterfield
Me: no such place
Nelly: you mean no Cheterfield ?
Me: yes there is no such place
Me: and no such man in Drebyshire
Nelly: CHESTERFIELD
S40 1PQ
ENGLAND

Nelly: Dear i dont ask you to secrh for it
Nelly: send to him
Nelly: if you wanna do
Nelly: good
Nelly: if you arent sending let forget
Me: so what is full address and phone number?
Nelly: wht do you name his phone number for
Nelly: ?
Me: to tell him the numberr
Nelly: lol
Nelly: you get back to me
Nelly: i will i tell him to do it
Me: in fact he doesn't need the number in UK just his ID and to know name of sendre and ammount
Nelly: you dont need to call him
Nelly: i will handle that myself
Nelly: he married
Nelly: and i cany give you his number
Nelly: he might be mad at me
Nelly: Ok
Nelly: will you go and do hat now
Me: OK and email to you?
Nelly: time is going
Nelly: yes
Me: John Sawyer
Me: CHESTERFIELD S40 1PQ ENGLAND
Nelly: yes
Nelly: do you need to put Uk?
Me: CHESTERFIELD S40 1PQ ENGLAND UK
Me: to John Sawyer address CHESTERFIELD S40 1PQ ENGLAND UK
Nelly: yes
Me: OK give me some time will do it on line right?
Nelly: ok
Nelly: Tina
Nelly: you need to copy the confirmation page for me
Me: now you made me press the wrong button
Me: will have to start over
Nelly: sorry i will give you a break now
Nelly: how many min do you want me to give you
Me: please I will send to you once I get it right
Me: can do here
Nelly: Hello Tina............................................................ what is going on do you wanna tell me that sending of the fund will take you 1hr to get it sent
Me: sent you form
Nelly: have you sent It
Me: yers
Nelly: ?
Nelly: Hello Tina.................
Nelly: what are you doing and why arent talking
Me: sent it here ages ago
Nelly: Ok
Nelly: give me the info
Nelly: you sent it Via Money Gram
Me: yes
Nelly: ?
Nelly: ?
Nelly: you sent it Via Money Gram
Nelly: ok
Nelly: give me the info
Nelly: what does he need to get tthe money
Me: ID as far as I can tell
Me: OK you got that?
Nelly: Yes
Nelly: where is the Ref Number
Me: they don't use that just him and his ID
Me: sne him copy of from that should do
Nelly: Ok
Nelly: but Ref should be there
Me: no they say this is more secure
Nelly: ok
Me: tell me when you have sent money to Mark right?
Nelly: yes sure
Nelly: He told me that Ref Number will be needed
Nelly: I told you
Me: well he is wrong check with their website
Me: check the form I sent you
Nelly: did you send it online
Me: yes
Me: stupid number is for illiterates
Nelly: Ok
Nelly: wht is the secret question Then
Nelly: this is just an ordinary form
Me: not needed outside AFRICA
Me: I am not sedning to Africa but to UK


They just must have a number and the question I am thinking the money transfer people don't always care about verifying the ID. Also with the number I think they can get the money wherever they are not needing to be in the right country.

The address for this John Sawyer is the same as the bank where the 'fund was originally'.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 10:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I've replied to the nice Mr Cole, with the following,, Unfortunately I
can't ask for a "kinky card' as I'm not to know about that sort of thing,, So I have to wait until he brings up the subject. BUT I have laid all the ground work,, Two way radio's, limited internet time, and a strong sexual appetite, which I will, fine tune, to encourage a card..

In short I'm going to wind the little prick up..

Quote:
Dear Nelson Cole,

Thank you so much for your fast reply, I'm impressed
already.
My husbands name was George Gerrymander Jones, and he was a
good man. He died suddenly of a massive heart attack, caused by an over excesive sexual appitite, sadly enough. And now I'm all alone,
with only my memories..
They say all the good men die first, and it's true. Our address
was, and still is as far as I'm concerned is as follows.

Lot 841, Upper Coaldale Road, Woo'Larroo, via Purfh, Western
Australia, 7794, Australia. This might sound a bit strange , but
in this part of the world all the names are Aboriginial, and
Woo'larroo, simply means Wooly Kangaroo, which is kind of nice,
don't you know.

Please don't hesitate if there is any other information I can help
you with. Unfortunately I am unable to supply a telephone number, as
in the Australian Outback we communicate via a two way short wave radio.. I expect you have heard about our outback radio service, as or the internet, We are using a satellite service, and we have to p repair
all out mails, beforehand, as we are charged in 5 minute increments,
with a limited time. And this can work out very expensive should we
overload the system..

With Kindest Regards Jewel's


I'll have him so bloody preoccupied , with Pussy power, he won't have time to ask for money.. And it's such powerful stuff, It can acquire all sorts of wonderful things. cars, houses, boats, The list is endless, just
ask my last X

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 10:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@weareborg

If you are not hiding behind a gmail addy you could send him one, I think some serious bondage or spanking would get his attention. If your character can play that role. Embarassed

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 2:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

OMG,, Your a mind reader, aren't you, go on own up..

You know how it works. it goes where it goes But I think this boy will be good for a bit of bondage, but like all things we have to start
s l o w l y or we will scare him off.
And No the lovely J Jones is not using a gmail account, She's on Hush Where'as the slutty "twisted sister" uses Gmail, and she's out of her box and all ready to perform on that nice Mr Cole...

So I sent this, It should rattle his little cage, no end..

Quote:
thanks for your mail,,

My husband disappeared some time ago, and I have been searching
for him for a while. And it would seem that you have been in touch with him, or have located, by some chance, some of his business dealings.
I don't know if I can trust you, But as your a barrister and a trusted member of the Bar Council, I feel that I should tell you the reason for
his dissapearance, We where // are into a different sort of relationship, where I was the Dom and he was the slave. I think you might know what I'm referring to, So I won't go into any more details, now. But I think he found the lifestyle hard to keep up, no testicular fortitude, obverselyand that's why he left me.

However if he had any outstanding business commitments that you feel are of interest to me, Then I'm sure we will both have a very successful outcome.

You are more then welcome to contact me on the following e-mail address,[email protected]
And please title your mail Dominance, then I will know it's you, and give
it the priority, it deserves

I hope I will hear from you, as soon as your business commitments allow.

Regards in Pain Twisted Sister..


Well in any event it will be a nice change from the Russians. A bit like a working holiday. Now where did I put my new flogger..

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 3:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@weareborg

Quote:
OMG,, Your a mind reader, aren't you, go on own up..


It was just something you said when you were standing in my corner!

I allowed the client to speak to me on my mobile, such a lovely warm african voice. Then took him over the edge on IM. Sadly a visitor arrived or I think the whole cafe would have been 'advising' him! Smutsville forever. Better check out the pop porn for ideas. Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 7:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This just turned up, No sigh of kinky cards, were going for the cash

Quote:
ATTN;
Well Julie .. Can you come to Uk to get The money and or do you
want us to work this out.. if you cant come to the Uk you need to Open
a Non Resident account which will Cost you some Money so do Get back
to me


Of cause our heroine, is in a pickle, poor cow, as she would be, and replied

Quote:
Dear Mr Cole,

I'm so confused, I don't know. somehow I new something like this
would happen. O'dear what to do. You must advise me Nelson, on
the correct course of action to take.
Will I journey to the UK or will I leave it in your very capably
hands,
You had better send me more details of where I would need to be
and what is the time frame for such a meeting..
Thank you
Sincerely JJ jewel's


No reply yet to the lovely Lynda [twisted sister]

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@weareborg

Quote:
No sigh of kinky cards


I had to tickle his fancy first. Embarassed [/quote]

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 9:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@weareborg this guy wants more!

Quote:
16 July

Me: Hi Nelson
Nelly: dont you know that its very bad for a lady to be telling lies
Me: what lies darlin
Nelly: why did you lied that you sent the money
Me: what money?
Nelly: while you just filled only the form .....
Nelly: the money you lied you send to john to resend back to Mark.
Me: what are you saying?
Me: am told it was picked up
Nelly: you are very mad for that statement you made.... who picked it up?
Me: J Sayers
Nelly: you are a lied
Me: what file were you sending it is corrupted
Nelly: John was very mad at me that i foolish him at the bank
Me: you lie
Nelly: becos no how he can get the money without no ref number
Nelly: get the fucked
Nelly: am not here for lieyer like you
Me: but only can get in Chesterfield nowhere else
Me: that means nobody can get it anywhere else
Nelly: shutup
Me: so my Nelson where are you now eh?
Nelly: and get the fucked here
Me: such language from legal man
Me: so who picked up the money if not your man
Me: unless your man lies to you and keeps for himself eh?
Nelly: pls dont buzz me
Nelly: you are not an honest lady
Nelly: pls leave me anlone
Nelly: alone
Nelly: i hate lieyer
Me: really I am as honest and truthful as you Nelson
Me: I sent this money in good faith and now you abuse me
Me: Maybe I should try again to send direct to Mark
Me: I think you comes from Vulgaria
Nelly: pls Tina
Me: So now I think I can send Mark the news
Me: that his lawyer is a crook
Me: and has stolen money I sent for him
Nelly: its your problem
Nelly: and not mine
Nelly: and God knows i didnt get the money
Me: his lawyer with 2 houses and a new BMW who won't send him a miserable $600
Me: I think Mark will believe me now
Nelly: Madam
Me: that you say his affairs not your problem
Nelly: you are too old for all this lies
Nelly: Ok
Nelly: if your children is doing this how would you feel
Nelly: ?
Nelly: stop it
Nelly: its not good
Me: yes you do tell a lot of them
Me: my children always truthful
Nelly: oh
Me: shame your daddy can't say the same
Me: Mark will wonder how his lawyer can be so mean
Me: when the fees he can get are so large
Nelly: you are making me to be liking you
Nelly: you are so funey
Nelly: Tina
Nelly: pls let us be sincere
Me: yes I think you're cute too
Nelly: stop lieying
Nelly: i dont like it
Nelly: be honest
Me: stop doing it then Nelson darlin
Nelly: its not good for a lady not to be honest
Nelly: Ok
Nelly: see i just like you for who you are
Nelly: ok
Nelly: stop lieying
Me: so for a gentleman it is ok?
Nelly: its not ok too
Nelly: but its better for a man
Me: so who am I?
Nelly: its not good for a lady at all
Nelly: i know you will understand what am trying to say
Me: no dear heart please explain to this simple lady
Me: Sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.
Nelly: you are not secretive
Nelly: i can be honest with you
Nelly: you told Mark everything i told you
Nelly: you arent a lady of your word
Me: and
Me: did I have a reason for this?
Nelly: i dont know
Me: if Mark gives me authority over all his fund
Me: 25% for you
Me: 25% for me
Me: he also has a check which he can't
Me: cash but I have contacts that can clear it for him no questions asked
Nelly: well
Nelly: do you know what
Nelly: can you try and send for Mark the money he said he needs
Me: it is on its way to him
Me: you see Nelson I am looking at the bigger picture here
Nelly: But Tina be sincere did you send the money to John
Me: Mark will trust whoever helps him
Me: YES
Me: and am not happy that it is lost
Me: but when I think of 25% of Mark's fund
Me: it does not seem important
Me: must go now
Me: have to meet some people
Me: NELSON are you there?
Nelly: yes
Nelly: am here
Me: look must dash
Me: but think on what I said
Me: bye
Nelly: ok


So if he comes back later I may change to nympho again.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I just got this, he's questioning my sincerity,

Quote:

Attn; jewel.

Am so glad to write u back once again and u need to make me
to understand somethings that i dont understand. U said you didnt
see your husband again and how come you got to know that his money
is in my chamber? And where did you met your husband ? I am so
confused about this and if truly your husband told you that his money
is in our chamber do you have his code for the money? I am a legit and
registered Barrister i have my domin that you can check everything
about me well that is not the issue on ground anyway how come you
end up in another country and if this truly that your husband had
the money with our chamber and you tell me more about your husband
and >write me how you got to know that he has fund with our chamber.
I willl be waiting to hear from you back with more information.
Regards.
Nelson Cole.


I mean just what is a poor widowed girl to do, Why throw it right back at the prick, that's what

Quote:
Dear Barrister Cole,

thank you once again for your mail,
The first thing I new about any money was when you wrote to me. I
can only assume that you met my husband a few weeks before he died,
and he forgot to speak of your meeting.
If you will remember you wrote to me with the following,,

QUOTE, Good Day,
Well am Barrister Nelson Cole By name and Your Husband said I
should contact you concerning his fund In our Domin Trust fund so I
Really wanna know How ready you are to get this done for him and I
wanna be sure if you are ready to work with me to get this done
becos its time for him to get this fund terminated and the fund is
$3.5m and write me back and let me know if you are ready to work
with me to get this done.
I will be waiting to hear from you back .
Barrister Cole. UNQUOTE.

I can only assume that he gave you our family e-mail address,
really this is most distressing for me, talking about the only man
I have ever loved, as if he was still here. I don't know if I can
go on with this, it's just to painful.
But please do not take this the wrong way. I fully understand that
you are a reputable professional person, there has never been any
question about that. And I did say in an earlier mail, that I would
leave the arrangement in your capable hands. But if you wanted I
would come to London and assist you to sort out this problem.
This is so upsetting. I really don't know. I think I need something
to cheer myself up. and I've never been a drinker, but I think I
need one now.. You must excuse me. Is there anything you can do,
that will cheer me up. like sending me a kinky card, so we can find
out where you are Laughing
I was so delighted to get your mail, it
looked like I had turned the corner, Now you question my sincerity..

Please forgive me,, With the deepest respect jewel's..


fancy questioning a poor woman who's turned to drink to console her despair. Well fuck him.

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My mum to betray to you huge hi,
You have changed my world and you makes me so Un-happy! Everyone around me can see that!
I wished to eat.... Has opened a refrigerator... But, in it it is empty.... Now I am compelled to go to shop...
To my girlfriend 30 years yesterday were executed, and was very cheerful.sounds like a dead party
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 3:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Well our boy seems to be in somewhat of a pickle, These three monuments to stupidity, arrived in very quick succession.

Quote:
Att jewel, Ok, av heard I need to make something clear to you
that I need to call you to confirm you so can I have your phone #? >>
Cole


Quickly followed by this gem,

Quote:
Well Julie .. Can you come to Uk to get The money and or do you want us to work this out.. If you cant come to the Uk you need to Open a Non Resident account which will Cost you some Money so do Get back to me
Cole


Then this,,

Quote:
Attn; Jewel, Well am so Greaful to write you Once again .well I have check this and I noticed that its One of our client truly but you need to come down to Florida In the state .. And Before you come I will like to show your proof that your money is in our domin here is the lick pls click on it on paste it and check the home page https://mytrustvault.com/cashnow/login.asp the fact we don't have a username or password must have slipped his little mind, so we ignored it in reply. what am trying to say is that you need to open a Non Resident account which will cost you the amount of $2,000 ignored
that request as well
before I can start anything its for me to start and provide some document that will make you to have access to the money like power of attorney and deed of aggrement. >Write me back as soon
as Possible . Regards. Nelson.


So I did reply, confusion rains supreme,

Quote:
Dear Nelson,
May I call you Nelson, it's a bit non-professional, but I do consider you a friend. I'm so confused, Firstly you instruct me to come to London in the UK, for a meeting with yo to discuss our business aggrangements, Then you tell me to come to Florida,in th USA. Then you want my phone number, to discuss it. Is it any wonder a girl gets her Pink Knickers in such a twist, What exactly do you want me to do. As apart from the costs involve I simply can't afford to simply drop everything and travel the world in the hope that I
will meet you.. So I am requesting the following from you. Your exact address, where your legal chambers are located, and your business
phone numbers, Then I can contact your legal staff, and request an appointment, So we can sort this out. I'm sure you will agree, that is the best cause of action, and will simplify everything. I do have a bank account with the Bank of America, so it's quite pointless opening another one, when the one I have will complement our requirements nicely.
Would you not agree .
Yours Sincerely Jewel's


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My mum to betray to you huge hi,
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I wished to eat.... Has opened a refrigerator... But, in it it is empty.... Now I am compelled to go to shop...
To my girlfriend 30 years yesterday were executed, and was very cheerful.sounds like a dead party
Honey I understand all our complexities in our meeting! We should overcome them!!! Please,
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 8:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@weareborg

Quote:
So I am requesting the following from you. Your exact address, where your legal chambers are located, and your business


An internet cafe in Lagos

Quote:
the fund is $3.5m
So original NOT


I forgot the money/husband angle and went for his 'hormones'. Remembered this is an open forum, but you know what I mean?

Cut to the personal stuff, is he married, how old is he, his photo. I played sex kitten/shrew as the mood took me. Logic is bad with him, kinky cards is good.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

It looks like I've been dumped, cast off like a used condom, nothing since last Friday. Must have been something I've said, or something I did not do..

So undeterred, our heroine, sends the standard "weepy" letter, about what a dumb C*** she is, and how can she repair all the damage..

Quote:
Dear Nelson Cole,

Why have you not replied to my last e-mail, have you forsaken me, for someone else.
Was it something I've said, If so I'm so sorry. I had such great hopes for our business partnership, and even though I'm just a gullible woman, with not a lot of knowledge about the business world. I really did trust you, as I considered you a man of true integrity, And now you have deserted me, and left me without any hope for the future.

Please reply to my mail, even if it's only to tell me that the claim for countless millions was false. I really don't care about the money, and would have been prepared to bestow on you a substantial bonus for your efforts .
Thinking about you with kind thoughts,,
I remain Julie Jones, [jewel's]


This should send his little ego into a bit of a spin, and he'll reply. Then I can seduce him with kind thoughts, and evil intentions.

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My mum to betray to you huge hi,
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I wished to eat.... Has opened a refrigerator... But, in it it is empty.... Now I am compelled to go to shop...
To my girlfriend 30 years yesterday were executed, and was very cheerful.sounds like a dead party
Honey I understand all our complexities in our meeting! We should overcome them!!! Please,
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A good "weepie" letter never fails, I can raise the dead with them.
this just arrived, It turns out he's had to relocate, no doubt due to unpaid rents, or he's skipped on a client or three.

Quote:
Hello Jewel,
Well The Problem am facing is that I just Relocated Here and My
chamber as not be Register as yet and am Very Broke that is what i have been thinking, God knows My Hear that i would love to work things out for you but give me sometimes Once i get money to Register My Chamber I will get back to you i have another Client Alos His Name is Mark i want to Help him to get his Money also but with a proof that am a Registered Lawyer i will loss al this Job and this is what i have been thinking,
Regards.
Nelson..


All we need to do now is find out where here is.

I off cause have been highly sympathetic and supportive, as one is in
such cases.

Quote:
Dear Nelson,
Thank you so much for taking the time to inform me of your predicament, It made my day when I found your mail in my box,, And that you had used some of your valuable time to reassure me of the position we are in ..
It must be very costly for you , to relocate to new law chambers, One would think that your Law Society would compensate you, and assist you in your relocation to new chambers. After all it's also in there interest,
that you up-date your location.
I'm sorry to hear about your other client, but if your as honest and forthright as you have been with me, I feel sure he will understand, and also wait for you to reestablish yourself..
It's very reassuring to know that as a woman all alone in this world I have someone such as yourself looking after my interests
Your in anticipation of better times ahead Jewel's


That should rock his nuts no end.. What an understand little woman I am.

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Resistance is futile
assimilation is paramount
Why am I such an evil bastard, Mum said I take after my father

My mum to betray to you huge hi,
You have changed my world and you makes me so Un-happy! Everyone around me can see that!
I wished to eat.... Has opened a refrigerator... But, in it it is empty.... Now I am compelled to go to shop...
To my girlfriend 30 years yesterday were executed, and was very cheerful.sounds like a dead party
Honey I understand all our complexities in our meeting! We should overcome them!!! Please,
do not look back, only forward!!! We together will pass fire, water and copper pipes SHIT not the copper pipes
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 6:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@weareborg I'll send you his file, don't want you sending him the same smut I did. Embarassed Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I've just received this, It would seem , he's without fund's, poor man.

Quote:
Hello Jewel,
Can you Help me On Loan me $880... i would like to hear from you and let me know if you can assit this help at this point i am ...
Nelson.


Now I can ask all those questions I could not ask before.. So I sent this,

Quote:
Hallo Nelson,, Why Nelson, I just don't know what to say, In one respect I'm astounded that a professional man such as yourself would lower himself to beg from a simply poor widowed woman such as myself, But on the other hand I feel quite flattered that you would even ask me such a thing. I got quite a stirring in my loins when I read your request.
It was somewhat even sexual, to think that a man such as yourself would need help from a simply person such as myself..In fact Nelson, I must
tell you, I do feel sexually attracted to you. It must be the control you have over peoples lives, and in the way you can advise them, in there times of need.

But you must tell me all about this, and why you would need such a large amount of money, I would have thought you where fully independent of such things..So please tell me all about yourself, I have a strange attraction to you, and I think we would go well together Why I don't even know where you live, or where to send your money should I decide to help you in your time of need.
As your such a forthright man,I will indeed help you, But to do that I will need all your details.

Till next time dear nelson... Jewel's...


In the next reply, I'll explain how I've never ever been sent any Porn material, and how I have a very secret wish to do so.. then when he sends it, I'll need him to explain what's happening.. Flashing eye's and looks coy.. Confused Confused Now I'm in the ball park..

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assimilation is paramount
Why am I such an evil bastard, Mum said I take after my father

My mum to betray to you huge hi,
You have changed my world and you makes me so Un-happy! Everyone around me can see that!
I wished to eat.... Has opened a refrigerator... But, in it it is empty.... Now I am compelled to go to shop...
To my girlfriend 30 years yesterday were executed, and was very cheerful.sounds like a dead party
Honey I understand all our complexities in our meeting! We should overcome them!!! Please,
do not look back, only forward!!! We together will pass fire, water and copper pipes SHIT not the copper pipes
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@weareborg

As a 'woman' you may be asking 'innocent' things like where he was born, brothers & sisters are his parents still alive, does he have any children.

Early days for grabbing his manhood, remember I had 'broken in' Mark before Nelson arrived!

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 2:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Well good old Nelson's just sent me his life history, Turns out he's re-located to Alabama, from Bulgaria..

And he's a broken Widow, or was that a widow who's broke, who really needs to get his grubby little hands on $800. But he hasn't supplied any details on how to get the money to him.
So as a professional , he will need to supply me with his Trust Account details Wink before I can help him out..
Then I can send him some official WU application forms..


Quote:
PERSONALITY
Iam a cool minded person , I love begin straight forward in my
activities with people,in fact the reason my folks like me is just cos
of my policy of being simple as I believe Greatness Lies In Simplicity
how about u dont u think so ?


EDUCATIONAL QUALIFICATION
Well, as a matter of fact I studied a double major, Law and Insurance in School and graduated with a good grade of Second Class Upper Division, I loved the course cos my father was a very good instrument to my success in school hence I was one of the lecturers
best choice amongst the females, not a bragg there ! ,only letting u know.
Well I just Relocate down here In Alabama and i would really like to know if you can assit me at this point. I have a Son In High Collage In Bulgaria, am widow and i have a good background it just that am broke at this moment..if you wanna help me with the fund well you can send it down to Alabama here and i will try and wait to hear from you back..


HOBBIES
I like reading a lot , infact meta physics novels especially by Tuesday Lobsang Rampa
I love cooking , playing sqaush and watching basket ball and talk shows like OPrah Winfrey talk show in the Harpo Studio.

DISLIKES
I hate lies, I hate dirty people , I dont like loquacious men ,I also dont like greediness cos I believe in giving and its only when u give u will take its a natural law of creation.

LIKES
I like honest people, I like being down to earth, I love beign
truthful in all my deeds ,speech etc
My dear, I think I have been able to give u in details all u need to
know about me and would love to read same in reciprocity to ensure a
suitable ground


Nelson

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Resistance is futile
assimilation is paramount
Why am I such an evil bastard, Mum said I take after my father

My mum to betray to you huge hi,
You have changed my world and you makes me so Un-happy! Everyone around me can see that!
I wished to eat.... Has opened a refrigerator... But, in it it is empty.... Now I am compelled to go to shop...
To my girlfriend 30 years yesterday were executed, and was very cheerful.sounds like a dead party
Honey I understand all our complexities in our meeting! We should overcome them!!! Please,
do not look back, only forward!!! We together will pass fire, water and copper pipes SHIT not the copper pipes
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 8:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I just lurves GOOGLE

Quote:
Iam a cool minded person , I love begin straight forward in my
activities with people


Way to go 'girl' you'll have him NSFW in no time. Razz Rolling Eyes


Wonder how he'd feel if he knew we were passing him on down the line? Twisted Evil

Thought I'd add one of his emails for your delight!

Quote:
Hello My Dear XXXX
Before anything i just wanna say am very sorry if i might have donw you something wrong !!! Hmmm Tina am the kind of man who is humble, caring, open minded, and God Fearing, I dont cheat, i dont smoke but i drink socaily, am a neat and cool man, am so respectful and i like out going, i was born in Bulgeria and brought up there. i like when i told someone something and the person found the thing that way i believe that is wht is called honest, My Dear Tina in any Relationship i believe there most be a good point of understanding and this is what we are lacking now ... Tina we are lacking behind becos you found it hard to believe. i have 2 houses In Bulgeria and i just sold one and its the money i used to get a new appt here and i bought a new brand new Bmw Car. Dear before man and God i have $3,500 and out of this i need to pay insurance of $5,000 per annual which am not sure i will be able to be riding the Car as yet. Dear i need to set my House, I need Rug, chair, Tv and some other stuff like that which i cant take from bulgeria down here , i was born in Bulgeria and brought up there. i like when i told someone something and the person found the thing that way i believe that is wht is called honest, My Dear Tina in any Relationship i believe there most be a good point of understanding and this is what we are lacking now ... Tina we are lacking behind becos you found it hard to believe. i have 2 houses In Bulgeria and i just sold one and its the money i used to get a new appt here and i bought a new brand new Bmw Car. Dear before man and God i have $3,500 and out of this i need to pay insurance of $5,000 per annual which am not sure i will be able to be riding the Car as yet. Dear i need to set my House, I need Rug, chair, Tv and some other stuff like that which i cant take from bulgeria down here so i need to get all this thing.. My aims is to get the second house sold and get settle but it will take me sometimes to get this done ... Tina i hope you are not lost Yet? I need to get a New chamber here as well that i will be working with Dear Mind you i just relocated back to United state and Dear i need to be myself.. so as a good woman and a good wife what will you advise me to do?? so I hope if truly you Love me and you want me now you should be able to understand that am really lacking behind finacially... i like you and i want you also Dear see let me tell you something i wanna to marry you but i know it will take us sometimes to make this happen. i have never broke like this in my life but i believe things like this happen sometimes... Tina common come online and reason with me that i love you and reasonw with me that i need you some much in my life..
I need to wait to see you back online now..

Nelson Cole.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ weareborg

So he still remembers me! Laughing This came in last night when I was off line.

Quote:
nelsoncolelaw: Hello Tina Thank God i have seen someone that wanna Help me to get some money and once i get my chamber i willl contact You

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Well I've answered his request for cash, haven't said yes, haven't said no,
Just gone round and round a bit, As one does.

Quote:
Hallo dear Nelson,

So nice to hear from you again,, My what a long detailed e-mail
you have sent me. All about your travels and your relocation. I
take it you have relocated from Bulgaria, to the US, How
interesting, did you have trouble acquiring a Green Card. and
establishing a legal practice in the US. It sounds like you have
been really busy. And at the same time your helping me and Mark
acquire our inheritance. Tell me Nelson how is Mark going with his
legal struggle. it must be so very worrying for him.
I would have thought that the American Bar Association would have
assisted you in your relocation. And now you tell me your broke,
and without funds to continue. That is a shame, And you want me
to help you with some cash.. I really don't know if i can , as I'm
only on a single pension since my Hubby died. And like you funds
are short, Still I might have a solution to your troubles. You
where saying that you have access to the accounts your holding
for myself and Mark. Please forward to me the legal papers and I
will allow you to access them for a pre-progress payment for work
done. In that way I won't have to worry about finding you the
funds and you won't need to forward to me your banking details for
a direct deposit into your trust accounts..

Please forward the forms and I will complete them and return then
as soon as I get them from you
Kindest regards jewel's..


And how can I possibly send the poor man any money when I don't have his banking details, or his trust account numbers.

Western Onion you say.. No not possible , he's a respected member of the American Bar Assassination, They could not possibly use such a thing.
It's to unreliable, unstable, unethical, and the forms, the paperwork, It's monumental, and so so complex. It would be far safer to send it care of
The Bar Council.. Don't you know..

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Resistance is futile
assimilation is paramount
Why am I such an evil bastard, Mum said I take after my father

My mum to betray to you huge hi,
You have changed my world and you makes me so Un-happy! Everyone around me can see that!
I wished to eat.... Has opened a refrigerator... But, in it it is empty.... Now I am compelled to go to shop...
To my girlfriend 30 years yesterday were executed, and was very cheerful.sounds like a dead party
Honey I understand all our complexities in our meeting! We should overcome them!!! Please,
do not look back, only forward!!! We together will pass fire, water and copper pipes SHIT not the copper pipes
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