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beckythatcher
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

From an initial response to my dating profile

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I am new here though and don\'t really know what it may look or how it may feel to tell you am a very shy type and also living and caring man with a deep fart love in him .


OH! Just read a response from another lad...does he think this makes him desirable?

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Asociations, ONG: hiv association
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Branwen
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 1:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Wanna swap? I got this (spelling uncorrected, but I'm sure it is decipherable):

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my pains is 31/2half inches long and 1/2 inche large please if you can carry it get back to me as your lovers


I couldn't be bothered.

I replied not-nicely.

Four months later, he is still writing.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 1:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Dramaqueen
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 3:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^I'm with sis, those lines crack me up. Laughing

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with a deep fart love in him

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 3:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@Branwen - that was supposed to impress you?

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 3:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Well it must have, she has hung around with him for 4 months. Razz **Giggling**

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 9:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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my pains is 31/2half inches long and 1/2 inche large


You dirty cats he was talking about his PENCIL.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 10:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

devil_woman wrote:

You dirty cats he was talking about his PENCIL.


He might have been talking about the Lead in his pencil Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 11:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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am a very shy type


Very Happy Don´t hide it under your inches...

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 12:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

These are some hilarious lad lines.

I do have to wonder what you have listed as your ideal partner Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 10:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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I do have to wonder what you have listed as your ideal partner


Don't say up front on a public site, would get banned!

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 1:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ideal partner:

'Must like scrapbooking.'

Of course.

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It is your first time to use western union so therefore none can blame you. It is always like this at the first experience. - Yes lad, and at the second, and the third... you'll see.

I don't want to guess the number - But, lad, isn't that the best fun to be had with MoneyGram reference numbers?
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beckythatcher
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ And washing dishes

ETA - I'm getting as lazy as the lads so my letters are copied bits from Martha Stewart's blogs (I spent this last July 4 at the lake. Tim Robbins and his wife, Susan Sarandon, who were visiting the area, gave me a call to get together and I was so delighted when they came over to join me for a boat ride. As usual, the views were spectacular and everyone really enjoyed themselves. Southwest Harbor was pristine -- the water clear, the boats all shipshape, and the sky bright blue. The Stars and Stripes flew at the stern of the boat. I always like how it looks in the wake and against the sky.

I baked two tart/pies for a dinner party. On the left, green
gooseberry; on the right, red gooseberry. One can actually taste the
difference. They were served with buttermilk ice cream)

I'll go off script when they do. Very Happy

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*Of M7CNS3cure - "honey sincerely this is really hard work and i have been sitting here all day trying to fix it all but once i make any mistake i have to start all over again and i am getting pissed off"
* are you the person making this mistake or are you doing this intentionally?......just pissed right now

Safari Jack - Enugu to Lagos - thanks OD! "I am going through alot of pains here. if i had known i would not have come to lagos let alone allowing myself to be starnded." - 13 days!
Safari James - Lagos to Port Harcourt to Calabar "Now they are on the street looking for where to sleep

Closed lad accounts x 18 pony Ninja United Kingdom x4 Sweden x2 China United States
I'm going shopping! $39,977.80 in fake checks
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