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Star A Star
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Jul 2008
Posts: 821
Location: Chad Central
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Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:40 am |
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Greetings,
My reason of contacting you is purely based on seeking your assistance. To tell you more about me, my name is John Sparrow. I am 22 years old I am the child of late Mr and Mrs Sparrow and I am living here in Abidjan, the capital city of Cote d'Ivoire in West Africa.
I am a student studying alchemy but after the sudden death of our father I forced myself to discontinue my studies because no one could sponsor my studies again. My mother died many years back from spontaneous combustion when I was just 8 years old and since then I and my younger sister have been with my father and he took me so special as the only son.
His death was so sudden and was caused by a large bullet in his skull as the doctor said in his death certificate but we are suspecting one of my uncle who always travel with him any time he is making overseas trip as the person who planned his death, well only Xenu knows the truth.
The issue now is that I and my younger sister want to move out of this country immediately to a more secure place where we will live for the rest of our life because since the death of our father, his brother and other family relatives have all taken over all my late father belongings including his house and massive porn collection and they dont even want to consider me and my younger sister.
In my own case, my father was a business man who always export unicorns to Europe and he made a lot of money from this business and own lot of properties and houses, his brothers have taken control of all these things and they can even kill me too if I should ask about them. For this reason, I dont want to be associated with them again.
However, my father confided a secret to me before his death in a hospital here. He told me that he buried something here in Abidjan Cote D Ivoire, a treasure chest containing the sum of ($14,300,000,000,000). No one knows about this, not even his swashbuckling crew.
He also handed over the treasure map and gave me the first clue. He told me that it was because of his wealth that he was poisoned and that I should seek a trustworthy person in a country of my choice who could assist me to claim and invest this money.
Dear Beloved One, this is the main reason I contacted you. I want you to help me find this chest here in Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire to your country and also help me and my younger sister to relocate to your country to continue our life over there.
This country is no longer safe for my continual stay because every day here I am living under the fear of those my late father relatives. We are no longer living in our family house because they might try to kill us since they want to inherit all my late father properties. I am now living in a guest house here and I want to move out of the country finally with this money and I need your help.
If you agree to help me, I will compensate you with 20% of the total sum and also you will manage these funds in any good investment while I will continue my studies and every income made will be shared between us. Thank you and I look forward to your positive response.
Consider this and get back to me as soon as possible.
Thank you so much.
My Sincere regards,
John Sparrow
can anyone lay claim to this work of art |
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i am tired and i am waisting my morning
i am tired of all these rusbish, i am waisiting my time andf mone
Ok i will try and take the form to my staff members, once i get the form filled, i am not ready to fill another form, make sure that this is all the forms, i am going to fill them and once i get them done, i will not fill another form
If you see how i was insulted in the western union office, you will pitty me - nope you're wrong there pal |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:46 am |
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It's ReversePsychilogy - see http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=167474 |
_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
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Reverse Psychology
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 Aug 2008
Posts: 435
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Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:15 pm |
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Forget you signed up for the massbait?
Get back on track, ye scurvy dog! |
_________________ x15 x8 x3 x2 x2 x2 x2
x36 x130
"i am 24yrs old 165cm tall,chocolate skinned,with brown sexy eye balls" - jasm1ne awa
"I am suspecting you it seems you are FB I Agent" - derek b1ttman
"Western Union and Money Gram are your shit father and your fucking mother" - Peter Bill
"OGUN GO KILL YOU OLE" - Nikk3y Bee
"There is a saying in my tribe that a man does not urinate into a well he hope to drink from, this is a project I will benefit from I will never mislead you." - Daniels J0hn
"STOP CHAETING PEOPLE ...WE DONT DO THAT HERE IN LAGOS ..NIGERIA" - Kofi W1lliams |
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Star A Star
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Jul 2008
Posts: 821
Location: Chad Central
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Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:46 pm |
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what mass bait
only got a few grey cells left and I need them for walking and talking |
_________________ X 27
i am tired and i am waisting my morning
i am tired of all these rusbish, i am waisiting my time andf mone
Ok i will try and take the form to my staff members, once i get the form filled, i am not ready to fill another form, make sure that this is all the forms, i am going to fill them and once i get them done, i will not fill another form
If you see how i was insulted in the western union office, you will pitty me - nope you're wrong there pal |
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Barrister Baiter
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 26 Mar 2009
Posts: 66
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Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:21 pm |
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Ya gotta love that kind of de-education! Although if it was a locker instead of a trunk box and was from Davey Jones.............Hmmmm |
_________________ i have never been happy for not getting you through the phone number. - Barrister Kw4kume J0hns0n
the bank will recon tact you again for the sack of the previous mistake.-Barrister kw4akume j0hns0n
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Reverse Psychology
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 Aug 2008
Posts: 435
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Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:15 pm |
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^^Perhaps that will be fit in later |
_________________ x15 x8 x3 x2 x2 x2 x2
x36 x130
"i am 24yrs old 165cm tall,chocolate skinned,with brown sexy eye balls" - jasm1ne awa
"I am suspecting you it seems you are FB I Agent" - derek b1ttman
"Western Union and Money Gram are your shit father and your fucking mother" - Peter Bill
"OGUN GO KILL YOU OLE" - Nikk3y Bee
"There is a saying in my tribe that a man does not urinate into a well he hope to drink from, this is a project I will benefit from I will never mislead you." - Daniels J0hn
"STOP CHAETING PEOPLE ...WE DONT DO THAT HERE IN LAGOS ..NIGERIA" - Kofi W1lliams |
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:33 pm |
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I "fell" for it, too...just sent out my mass reply no. 1, before I thought of something remotely connected to ships, pirates and Mister Depp. |
_________________ SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
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