He needs my INTERNAL ORGANS for "ID"....

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Elite Baiter Joined: 16 Jul 2008 Posts: 1407

Here's a new one. I just got a NOK started, and the usual I need your ID stuff.

Here is what he is requesting (his response as cut from the email):

Quote:

Well I need your information
Like your age, gender phone number, fax number so that I can call you and communicate with you.
Well I will like to instruct you on what to do in this effect.
1 you have to write an application letter to me so that I can send it to the court
2 your information are also needed for this
3 some of your vital organs are needed to authenticate things
4 I want you to make indicate to me if you are coming to South Africa or if you are ready to employ the services of an attorney hear in South Africa, or you are going to come and sign the legal document that are involved.
5 your information are needed for this reasons
1for the affidavit in your favor.
To make change of ownership of the said fund in your name
2 to meet with the order authorities that are involved
like the insurance and the orders
please I need your urgent response to the effect.
Thanks.
Waiting to hear from you.
BARRISTER Pedro Williams

I can't possibly send him my liver, as I need that. Perhaps a kidney, but only if he promises to send it back?

What should I do?

Master Baiter Joined: 09 Apr 2009 Posts: 166

Hemorrhoids...

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:31 pm

I am certain sending him a picture of your most vital organ might work. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 2:50 pm

A cannibal lad?

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 2:56 pm

Send him your cancer-riddled esophagus.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 07 Mar 2008 Posts: 56

It appears we are baiting the same lad! I was just about to post a new topic about this. I wonder if another baiter de-educated him and told him he must ask that question.

Or perhaps he is in on the black market organ trade? You can't post organs...just wouldn't make it through customs! That's why he is so anxious for you to go to South Africa. He'll knock you out and take your kidneys, liver etc. and sell them.

Elite Baiter Joined: 16 Jul 2008 Posts: 1407

I'm awaiting his response. I sent him my info, now want clarification on the organ I should send.

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

Maybe a lovely baiter helped him with his request sheet. Wink

Baiters are so helpful like that... Very Happy

That would have surely freaked out a real vic.

I would pretend I never saw that part and move on like normal.
Thanks for sharing though, that's funny. Laughing

Elite Baiter Joined: 16 Jul 2008 Posts: 1407

I think I will offer to send a piano as my vital organ is urgently needed at church for the choir.

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:41 pm

^^^ Funny, that's the organ I thought of first.

Guess I have too many musicians in the family.

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:46 pm

Vermicious Knid wrote:

Hemorrhoids...

With the necessary accessories at no charge:

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:02 pm

I know this is listed as unethical to get a lad to pay shipping on items but it would be terrible funny to me if you got him to pony up for a box of slaughterhouse remains. That would probably smell real tasty by the time it got there!

puke

Elite Baiter Joined: 16 Jul 2008 Posts: 1407

And get me thrown in jail for numerous offenses.

1. Shipping meat across country lines is a HUGE no-no.

2. Shipping animal waste is akin to shipping undeclared haz-mat waste, another HUGE no-no.

3. Baiting for cash (no matter what the reason) will get me banned from Eater. I'm already in enough trouble for my MJ posts today. Embarassed

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 9:09 pm

I'm sorry, no offense meant, I would never want to see a fellow baiter in trouble. Just saying it would be disgustingly funny if it was possible to carry out.
Besides, depending on the country outbound shipments are not so much checked as inbound, the lads border guys might wonder why the lad is sending for organs, but the originating country might not even care. Different proceedures for different countries. I am still not condoning it, however ( to the great mods who see all and know all).

Why would you post so much about marijuana and get in trouble for it? Stuff is bad for ya anyway.

Elite Baiter Joined: 16 Jul 2008 Posts: 1407

Wrong MJ. Micheal Jackson thread is where I got in trouble.

Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 2:39 pm

Would he mind accepting your defective heart transplant? Very Happy

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 6:16 am

Pure lad hilarity ensues.

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