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Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:35 pm

This one looks like babelfish chewed it up, barfed it up, chewed it again, and crapped it out.

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ATM International Credit Settlement
Office Of The Director Of Operation
Office Of The Presidency.

Concentration Moral Receiver, <--- wtf does this mean?

This is to officially notify you that we have demonstrated your contract inheritance file and found out that why you have not acknowledged your payment is because you have not fulfilled the obligations given to you in respect of your contract/inheritance payment.
Secondly, we have been knowledgeable that you are still dealing with the none officials in the bank, all your attempt to secure the release of the fund to you. we wish to counsel you that such an illegal act like this have to stop if you wish to receive your payment since we have determined to bring a solution to your problem. right now we have arranged your payment through our swift card payment center Asia pacific, that is the latest instruction from Mr. President,Umaru Musa Yar'adua, President Federal Republic of Nigeria and Federal Ministry Of Finance.

This card center will send you an ATM card which you will use to withdraw your money in any ATM machine in any part of the world,but the maximum is one thousand five hundred dollars per day, so if you like to receive your fund this way please let us know by contacting the card payment center and also send the following information to him in order to proceed immediately:

1. Full Name
2. Phone
3. Address were you want them to send the ATM card to (p.o box not acceptable)
4. Age and current occupation
5. Identification

Nevertheless, kindly find below the contact person: Mr Okoro Simpson, director of ATM payment department email: o c e a n i c a t [email protected]

The ATM card payment center has been mandated to issue out ($500,000.00) as part payment for this fiscal year 2008. also for your information, you have to stop any further communication with any other person(s) or office(s) to avoid any hitches in receiving your ATM payment. for oral discussion, i can be reached on or email me back as soon as you receive this important message for further direction and also update me on any development from the above mentioned office.note that because of impostors, we hereby issued you our code of conduct, which is (ATM-120) so you have to indicate this code when contacting the card center by using it as your subject.

Best Regards,
Dr Fiama Diggra Mshelia
Chief Auditor To The President
Federal Republic Of Nigeria

Left the email addy in there if people want to have a go.

Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:40 pm

It's about bloody time you concentrate on receiving some morals. We all waited for it to happen, but it had to be a freakin' lad to bring the news to you.

Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:59 pm

lol.. looks perfect to me blah

Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:13 pm

Since when do we read what they script? That's no fun, get him off script and then start reading it, if you feel like it Wink

Or only write through this site http://tashian.com/multibabel/

take the text from above

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Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:23 pm

mewing_ghecko wrote:

lol.. looks perfect to me blah

YOU should probably go run and hide lizard-boi! This lad has a familiar air about him.

And I'm pretty sure you know what I'm talking about!

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