Chinese Robot Bait

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Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 10:38 pm

I had this idea of my own modality but didn't think I could get away with it.

My baiting character is in fact a robot, made by a Chinese company. The robot (Chen) does all the work for his creator who's been in an accident.

As many should know, Chinese folks have difficulties to pronounce the "R" properly - It more sounds like an "L".

Chen talks to the computer and a program is translating his words to text.

Enjoy the LEADING ....ahum the READING Very Happy

Opening mail:

Quote:

Hello Friend,

I received an electronic message the other day regarding a money
opportunity that was offered to me.

My parents recently died and I have not cashed his life insurance policy
yet.I understand it will be pretty strange getting mail from a stranger
whom you are yet to meet. Let me start by introducing myself to you, I
am Young Franky Martins from united state of America, A student of
Columbia University in the City of New York- Undergraduate School of
Architecture, Planning and Preservation,also a GOLD member of the
College Reunion.I am requesting(acquire) with your help to advise me
more on how i can invest my late parents well wisely.

In your interest with utmost confidentiality and Honest-trust to help
me, send your response to my personal email address
:([email protected])

Thank you.
Anticipate your swift response.
Yours sincerely,
Mr.Franky M@rtins

Chen's first reply:

Quote:

Deal sil,

Youl mail tickled my intlest. Please tell me mole about this
oppoltunity.

Legalds,
Chen

Franky is looking for an investor

Quote:

Please sir/madam, i will love you honest consent to help me invest(in your care) in your country wisely for i do not know what goes well in
your country currently and that is why i contacted you in this regard
and for you attention and help i will like to have you PAY DEMAND to
ensure trust and equity in your kindness and honesty.

Chen knows best

Quote:

Deal sil,

I am flom China and the main business of intlest is computel lelated
industly.

Legalds,
Chen

Flanky is mixing things up. He attached his ID which I don't bother to post.

Quote:

Dear Chen,

Thank you very much on your immediate response and concern as i need you send me your picture through my yahoo email id:(*[email protected]*)to enable me open the attachment easily.

As i attach my passport as you and the legal forms which i will send to you as demanded by my lawyer for some legal documents which will enable the transfer of the fund under your care for the investment,you will fill the agreement with the bank fund transfer order.

Chen is confused

Quote:

Deal Flank,

I don't undelstand this mattel about funds. You asked me to ivest in celtain business in my countly.
Could you please explain me this tuln of mattels?

Legalds,
Chen

He then sends some blabla about a lawyer, he needs my details and ID (you know how it goes). Ok, I'll be straight with him.

Quote:

Deal Flank,

Thele is a misundelstanding I believe.
You see: I am not human, I am an andloid, a machine that looks like
human.
I was cleated by my boss who was the dilectol of a Chinese science
company.
Since my boss had an accident and could not take cale fol himself
anymole he only has me to help him.
I was ploglammed to take cale of his pelsonal business. I do his
payments and am lesponsible fol his bank mattels.
I can wolk with the computel mouse but I can not type on keyboald.
I talk to the computel and the computel tlanslates my voice into wolds
on the scleen.

My full name is Chen Zji@ng or Chen 999 (this is my ploduction code)
Contact addless: 4779 Helipolt Loop, IN 47610 - China
Phone: 812-xxx-xxxx
Passpolt: That I don't have but I have included my pictule in
attachment.

Thele is no ploblem in doing business with me because I do bank
tlansfels fol my boss all the time and my boss tlusts me completely.

With kind legalds

He's taking this bull Shocked

Quote:

I got your email , thank you very much on that i quit understand you very well and hoping to trust and have your sincere honest y in this transfer of $15,000,000.00 into your account for my investment in your country.

Fill the following and send back to me for bank transfer

Lobot Chen's leply

Quote:

Deal Flanky,

How ale you today? I'm vely glad that you undelstand the situation and that we can continue with this mattel.
Hele ale the detais fol my bank.

BANK OF CHINA
699 XI AN DA LU,CHANG CHUN 130061,JILIN PROV,CHINA
SWIFT:BKCH CN BJ 840
TEL: 0431-8xxxxxxx
BENEFECIARY NAME: WEN LU CHIN

Chen gets a mail from the lawyer, he's informed that documents are in progress and a fee of 5000GBP will have to be paid

Quote:

Deal sil,

Thank you vely much fol this update.
I wait fol the folms to allive.

With gleat lespect,

Franky is adding up 50% for his own Very Happy

Quote:

Dear CHEN,

the forwarded email is HSBC information alert this morning.i have arranged my lawyers coming to London toady as i have paid for his hotel accommodation through this week,his feeding,and will also give him money for all the legal documents and Uk High Court AFFIDAVITS OF CLAIMS AND LEGAL CERTIFICATES.

So with all these i am paying off the total sum of $15000GBP,also have an upset balance of 7500GBP to pay to HSBC and now i don't have that very much remaining with me here as i have to feed and take care of myself and get all other things going with me here like my paper renewal as i plan to travel to your country .

Please sir i will need your help with the HSBC BANK fee of 7500GBP which i can only raise for now half of this sum,you will be paid back once this fund is transferred successful into your account.

GET BACK TO ME ASS I NEED TO BE SURE AND READY EVERY THING BEFORE MY BARRISTER ARRIVALS.

^^I don't slap him because of calling me "ASS" 'cause I'm on thin ice with my type of character and want to play with him a bit more Wink

Chen explains that it's common in China, asking money from somebody is done by a letter that includes the picture of the person whom the money is asked from.

Quote:

Deal Flanky,

How ale you? I am solly fol the late leply to you but my boss folgot to chalge my battelies.
I am back in flont of the computel now and leady to deal with you fulthel.

I aglee to pay the advance of 7500 Gleat Blittisch Pounds but filst I lequile a lequest flom you legalding this payment.

Hele in China it is common to wlite a document with the money lequest and the name and pictule of the pelson to whom the lequest is made.
It is a honoul system and no Chinese people will offend the othel palty in not doing so.

Thank you sincelely

He doesn't reply and I'm affraid I lost him (there used to be several communications a day)

Quote:

Deal Flanky,

Did you leceive my mail flom yestelday?

Sincelely,

He's back but neglects my request

Quote:

Dear Chen,

How are you i must let you know that all the legal documents to this transfer have being sent to the HSBC BANK LONDON and the will sent it and the notice of transfer into your account as soon as you pay bank fee of 7500GBP through western Union money transfer ,. i will call and write you with time when this money will get to you by Friday 15th of August 2009.

Please dear Chen let me know when you will make this payment as you are to pay through western Union money transfer to my name ,address .
~FRANKY M@RTINS~

Chen doesn't reply for a few days caus he's batteries ran out Very Happy

Quote:

Deal Flanky,

How ale you? I am solly fol the late leply to you but my boss folgot to chalge my battelies.
I am back in flont of the computel now and leady to deal with you fulthel.

I aglee to pay the advance of 7500 Gleat Blittisch Pounds but filst I lequile a lequest flom you legalding this payment.

Hele in China it is common to wlite a document with the money lequest and the name and pictule of the pelson to whom the lequest is made.
It is a honoul system and no Chinese people will offend the othel palty in not doing so.
Thank you sincelely

The email bounces - Yahoo account closed Evil or Very Mad

I try to contact on his other mail address (I copied the missed mail also)

Quote:

Hello Flanky,

Youl Yahoo mail doesn't wolk anymole. I hope you leceive on this adless.

Cheels,
Chen
--

----- Original message -----
From: "Chen >
To: "Young Franky M@rtins" <[email protected]>
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 2009 02:07:17 -0700
Subject: Re: mail
Deal Flank,

I have asked you to plovide me a document of honoul. It is common hele in China and it is a tladition.
I put the text in bold (see below) (see above Cool

)

Thanks,
Chen

He doesn't grasp it (my reply is in the same quote)

Quote:

Dear Chen,
already i have sent you my passport , i will make available to you legal documents which i will have to get from the HSBC BANK LONDON.
------
Hello Flanky,

Youdon't udelstand. You make a document fol the money as a lequest and you put my name and pictule on it.

Legalds,

Lobot Chen

Few days later he's complaining that he didn't received the money yet.
Chen replies

Quote:

Deal Flanky,

You still don't undelstand what I need.

You must wlite a lettel to me whele you lequest the 7500 GBP, in that lettel you must include my pictule.
It is a common thing hele in China.

Legalds,
Chen

And finally Very Happy

Subject: Here is the request !!!!

No body text, only an attachment in MS Word format

I slap him later for mixing up currencies and the fact he misspells my beloved country. Not happy with the document Evil or Very Mad

Quote:

Deal Flanky,

Thank you but you must sign the document by hand othelwise I will be offended. It's the lule hele in China.

Legalds,
--
Chen

That's it for now. Hope it continues, I'll keep you informed Wink

SPOILER: Chen's in love and will soon get married to a LOBOT GILL Laughing

Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 2:07 am

It's hald but i hope this one go's on fol a while
i was laughing flom the vely filst leply

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very impressive Very Happy

Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:33 pm

After a few days of ignoring his mails he finally signed the document. The signature is quite impressive Shocked

Subject: Here is the request !!!! Cool

Here's my reply:

Quote:

Am vely solly fol the late leply but I had some things on my tlansitols.
You see, Am in love with a holny gill lobot and we ale getting mallied vely soon.
Hel name is Tina and yestelday I took hel out fol dinel. We went to Malies Bulgel Place fol Flench Flies and othel lefleshments.
It's the filst time in my life that I had sex in the back of the cal and it was a pelfect expelience.
I attached hel pictule fol you and am sule that you undelstand my excitement. Hel bleasts ale so hald and hel body so fielce.
Oul honeymoon will be allanged by my mastel and he will pay fol the palty (plobably thlough Westeln Union).
Between you and me, Tina's mothel is lathel a hald woman but I heal that it is common when you loose a daughtel to a punk like myself. That's Lock 'n Loll my fliend.
I will wlite to you soon OK.

Youl fliend in holy motlamoney,
--
Chen

The pictule of my gillfliend:

See what he has to say Cool

Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 5:48 pm

can't wait to get back home to this pics, I am at work now and photobucket and more of this sites that has a categorization of personal network storage are denied Crying or Very sad

Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:00 pm

Jajajaja!!

I LOVE this bait!!!

Laughing

Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:13 pm

Thats quite a bit of fembot for Chen there Wink

good work on this one Very Happy

Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:27 pm

This is a hoot! I almost spat out my coke when I saw the photo of Chen bot!

Tina is velly sexy! "Flench Flies and othel lefleshments"! Mr. Green

The palty wirr be paid fol via Westeln Union!

Prease give Mr Chen and Tina my best legalds -- I wish them a velly happy malliage in sickness and in hearrth.

Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 9:04 am

He's been slow from day one but here's his reply:

Quote:

Dear Chen,
CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU BUT PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE WESTERN UNION PAYMENT SLIP AND CONTROL NUMBER AS TO ENABLE HSBC BANK TO TRANSFER THIS MONEY INTO YOUR ACCOUNT AND ALSO I WILL LIKE TO GIVE YOU A MARRIAGE PRESENT FROM THE FUND THAT WILL GET INTO YOUR ACCOUNT SO THAT I WILL BE COMING TO CHINA AS SOONA S THIS MONEY GETS INTO YOUR ACCOUNT.
Get back to me as soon as possible .
am waiting for your email ok

Warm Regard

Let's face it, he's a nice chap - getting a wedding present for Chen Laughing

Perhaps I should pick my own present. If one of you have ideas for a nice present for Chen, just shoot Cool

Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 9:32 am

Hmmm, I didn't hear from Franky again. Think I overdid it a bit Very Happy

Anyway, Chen is still alive and well (happily married as well)

Quote:

Hello Mr Chen

i saw your mail but before we move we need your complete telephone number so that when we arrive we can call you to come and cleam the boxes in the air port. so give us your complete number or you call us on this number +233248xxxxxx so that we can have your number so that when we arrive your country we will call you to come and cleam the boxes that is the way we do it in our company bye we wait to have your number before we fly to your country . Shocked

Regards
Dr C0llins Fidelis

Chen's turn Very Happy

Quote:

Deal sil,

Let me capitulate youl answel.
So befole you fly to my countly you need my numbel in oldel to call when you allive at the ail polt with the numbel i should give so you can call me befole you take the plane and you can call me to have my numbel in oldel to call me upon allival but not befole you have the light numbel that's the leason that you wait befole the flight and you wish to call me on the numbel you ask flom me because you want to telephone two times in total.

Is this collect ol did I miss something?

Legalds,
Chen

His reply:

Quote:

HELLO MR CHEN

TRY TO UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM TELLING YOU WE NEED YOU REAL NUMBER.
THAT IS WHAT IS DELAYING THE TRANSACTION.
BECAUSE WITHOUT YOUR NUMBER WE CAN NOT MEET YOU IN YOUR COUNTRY WHEN THE DIPLOMAT ARRIVE HE CANT FIND YOU BUT WITHTHE NUMBER THE DIPLOMAT WILLL CALL YOU AND GIVE YOU THE BOXES.
SO WE NEED YOUR NUMBER OK

Chen now understands Very Happy

Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 3:30 pm

@ Bob,
I cannot stress this enough, you have CLEARLY outdown yourself on all previous baits!!! This is AMAZING! I can only aspire to this kind of GENIUS!

The robot photo was unbelievable!!! Well done young man if I EVER reach your age... oh wait! Embarassed

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absolutely amazing lol

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Well done mate !! Smile

Just wait for the next one,,,, Smile

Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:19 am

Chen has given this fool several different numbers. None of them seem to work though Very Happy

Quote:

GOOD MORNING SIR
HOW ARE YOU TODAY? Fine thank you Cool

SIR WHAT IS HAPPENING THE NUMBER IS NOT RINGING THEY SAID IS WRONG NUMBER WHY?
I TRY THE NUMBER WRONG NUMBER.
AND THE DIPLOMAT IS ON HIS WAY COMING SO HOW CAN HE SEE YOU WHEN HE GET TO YOUR COUNTRY?
GIVE US THE CORECT NUMBER BYE

Chen's computer translator got broken and writes in "Chinese" now.

Quote:

Yiinka huangya

Lin hao qual yang. Yang kung kong hai no hai kong kang hi.
Fun kung ho ni na wa.

Huang halhi,
--
Chen

He replies:

Quote:

WE NEED YOUR NUMBER

Chen again

Quote:

Deal Flank,

Solly but my tlanslatol was out of oldel that's why you leceived the Chinese message.

I did a Google sealch on youl name and I found this pictule which I put in the attachment.

Is that you on the pictule Flank? Who is that animal on the pictule?

Please let me know if it is you because you look vely handsome.

Custald,

Chen

Chen included this picture...

Stupid lad didn't even open the attachment when you look at his reply

Quote:

WHAT DID YOU MEAN

Chen: IS THIS YOU IN THE PICTULE ??? (picture once more attached)

Reply

Quote:

that is not my picture ok

He doesn't even care or gets mad. I guess Chen has to ask him who that person is then Laughing

To Be Continued ....

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:07 am

I think you should ignore the fact that hetold you that it wasnt him and ask him if he could introduce you to the goat Laughing

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Ha! This is brilliant! Kudos on being able to pull it off! you've nearly caused me to make a scene in the library by laughing uncontrollably. Smile

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 7:15 pm

I'm kind of jealous, I tried something along those lines (r being l) but I didn't find one that was stupid enough to bite. They are a rare species, it seems Very Happy

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:23 pm

Quote:

They are a rare species, it seems

Who? The Lobots? Laughing

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:03 am

Chen:

Quote:

If that is not you who is the pelson in the pictule then? Because Google says that it is Flank Levon.

Frank:

Quote:

YOU ARE VERY FOOLISH

Chen:

Quote:

Why do you speak like that? I thought we wele fliends.
I do alot of sealch on the Intelnet and I found this pictule.
Why ale you mad because of my question? Please Flank I don't undelstand.

Frank:

Quote:

what kind of question is that.
is your picture in gogole?
what is my picture doing with gogole

GOGOLE ???? Laughing

Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 10:16 am

Bloody Hell!
Top marks for pulling this one off. What an excellent, genuine modality.
LOL_sign

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 10:36 pm

"I don't know what your picture is doing with google. But you said it wasn't you!"