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419Eater is my life Joined: 02 Aug 2008 Posts: 435

@Frumpy: We should probably keep it in the other thread until we confirm whether or not it is the same lad, to avoid confusion

@AL1VE: Have you not received the second script?

@Redback: Great resources, I'd like to see some pirate scientologists Laughing

(the Sea Org just doesn't cut it)

Slap has been administered:

Quote:

Excuse me? I told you to do something, so do it. I won't take this shit, if you continue this insubordination you will be KICKED THE FUCK OUT of the Ivory Coast Souljas. And what the hell kind of excuse was that? I can't understand what the fuck you're saying. Just because you have to meet with the artist again doesn't mean you don't have 2 fucking seconds to scan a goddamn map.

You'll see how fast that attitude will get your ass beat.

Victor Lustig

419Eater is my life Joined: 20 Jan 2009 Posts: 445

@RP

I received his 2nd reply asking for the information, which I provided. Nothing after that.

I did get the same initial format from a gmail address today though.

419Eater is my life Joined: 02 Aug 2008 Posts: 435

^^There is no third script yet, we are still waiting for the map to be done right Wink

As for the gmail address, check out this thread: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=167922

EDIT: I never knew how stupid someone could be:

Quote:

Victor it seen you dont understand what am trying to tell you that the map is too large that can not contain the scanning machince and if i ask to rescan it to you again ...it has to been different thing entire so i gat to go back to meet the art design and re draw the map again with the keys and i have attached the new drawing map to you and i will be waiting to read from you with the formart to send to the victims with the map .

I dont want you to be annoyed with me because am doing what is right ...ok...

i will be waiting to read from you .

One Love ....Man U Said so .....

http://i673.photobucket.com/albums/vv95/RevPsych/treasuremap.jpg

Why is "wild animals" part of the map key? Why does the map even HAVE a key? Oh yeah, because he thinks we're as stupid as him. It's really not hard, draw an X.
Another thing, did he even pay attention to the format? THE TREASURE IS BURIED, NOT UNDERWATER, YOU HALFWIT.

Quote:

I am waiting to read from you about the format with the map and i hope the map is Good...hum...

One Love .....Man U said so ...

It is not good, I can assure you...

Master Baiter Joined: 23 Jan 2009 Posts: 241

Pirate Jack has finally found his way to may in box. Damn, there must be a central database of email addresses.

If your lad starts asking you about corporate takeovers, then I am responsible.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 18 Mar 2009 Posts: 41

I'm so glad the map legend told me that the pictures of the elephants were wild animals...I hope they are still there when I travel to find the treasure!

Looks like he's drawing this on a paper bag (or "sack" as you Brits like to say!)

Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 5:20 pm

I got the first script, but haven't heard a thing back since I replied. Y'all must be keeping him busy...

Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 6:14 pm

Cap'n Jack found his way to two of my catchers. He has sent a reply back to my Barack Obama account (If you don't know who he is, he's the president of the 'United State' Laughing

). Obama offered military support since he's not good with a sword.

419Eater is my life Joined: 08 Aug 2008 Posts: 475

we face now the situation -

this clever lad has used the script and did send it out with a slightly different address, from gmail, on his own cost's. for his own benefit.

few minutes ago I received from the 2nd address exact the 2nd script as his answer.

so this will defenitely be funny ! cause now he has send out by himself the script to all the passengers of the shuttle on Eater.

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A H O I !!

419Eater is my life Joined: 02 Aug 2008 Posts: 435

^^The mutinous dog! How dare he be so arrogant as to think he can do this without me!

@Jane: That's good, the Black Pearl is all but luxurious. Then again, neither are military ships, but at least they don't leak Razz

@FloridaBaiter: He's running around making maps for me, and he's an idiot. I don't know how he expects to use the format on other victims when he can't even do it with the ones I send to him!

I didn't get the chance to email him back earlier, and he's probably not going to check his email for the rest of the day. I'm not sure what exactly to tell him is wrong with the map, besides the obvious. What do you guys think he should do to make the map look more "authentic"? Wink

419Eater is my life Joined: 08 Aug 2008 Posts: 475

new victim has got 3rd mail from the sparrow#2

Dear B..,

Thank you for your reply. I want you to tell me your Full name and your Location with your star sign and i will be waiting to read from you so that we can proceed on this deal.

Thanks & God bless

John Sparrow

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for me the map is nearly fine, the scale is not the right to draw in any details.
sorry, I know, this is no answer to find a reason for a slap.

419Eater is my life Joined: 20 Jan 2009 Posts: 445

I just received this (along with the treasure map) :

Quote:

Dear Sir,

I am very sorry for my late reply back to you due to my hotel bill has been expired and I was disconnected from using the hotel internet sever to browse and I just went to meet their hotel manager to pity for my condition to allow me to send an email to you which he gave me only today so am very sorry for my late reply back to you once again.

Please I don’t want you to think maybe I have ignored you it my hotel bill that expired make the hotel manager disconnected me from using their internet facility to browse and I will need your assistant to help me to pay my hotel bills which I need $750 to balances them up and I even received an email from my sister that she is not living comfortable in my uncle place that she is suffering to much and I have to go back to ivory coast secretly to bring my sister back to the nearest country where I was lodge in Accra –Ghana and for my traveling trip I will also need $1,150 for my traveling trip for my sister and I .

The attachment of the treasure map is for you and I want to ask you one question that are we going to need a security company to guard us to the land which my later father buried the treasure or we don’t need them.

I will be waiting to read from you if you can help me with the money of $1,900 to pay for my hotel bills and my traveling trip to rescue my sister from our uncle place.

Thanks & God bless

Not quite a Newb Joined: 18 Mar 2009 Posts: 41

Is that considered "off-script" if he just whips out a script from another scam?

419Eater is my life Joined: 08 Aug 2008 Posts: 475

Maybe he lurkes in our seminar about 'creative script-modding' and these lines are his contribution / homework.

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 3:41 pm

Well this is way far over the top for how I usually bait,but this lad seems to be special.My reply to the second script

Quote:

Ahoy,Jack.A fine pickle you are findin yourself in to be sure.This uncle of yours wouldn't be a one legged sea faring man by chance?The given name is G3orge P@tton,but most people know me by me beard.I lives near Ocracoke Inlet.I has skill with a sword to be sure,but I ususally prefers to use one of me hangers.Never crossed swords with the East India Company,but the is a Lieut. Maynard of the navy who has been a real headache to me.
Now just what is it you be wantin of me?

Mugu,meet Blackbeard.

419Eater is my life Joined: 08 Aug 2008 Posts: 475

^^hi doc, me too did step over a border in my anwser(s).
and guess - it did not even hurt badly, the fun of.

`till now he takes it all like a tough guy. - no emotions.
I guess he owns ray-bans.

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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 1:30 am

Do you need another faux victim? Or is it too late for Ivanna Costya's excellent treasure adventure?

419Eater is my life Joined: 02 Aug 2008 Posts: 435

I don't answer him for a day and he goes and makes his own script? Double slap time for sending out the unfinished map with his own lame formart!

@masterb8r: Go ahead and PM me the address. Oh, and make sure not to post your character's name here so he can't find it using google Wink

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 12:13 pm

OK, I have to share this. Got it for "Talk Like A Pirate Day" and it might be some help...

http://www.syddware.com/cgi-bin/pirate.pl

Gotta LOVE a Pirate Translator! Or should I say..

Gotta love a Sea dog Translator!
Ya horn swollgin' swabbie!

419Eater is my life Joined: 08 Aug 2008 Posts: 475

oh boi.
his own writing is nothing than boring.
where are the times when he had a ghostwriter.

Quote:

Thanks for your email.I want to tell you that am not happy since yesterday when i received an email from my sister that she is suffering and not living comfortable in my uncle house and she said that i should come and pick her to where i am because am not in Cote d'Ivoire and she wanted to come and stay where i am and am living in a Guest house in Neighbouring Country which its Accra - Ghana and i also have a problem with my Guest House bill and i want you to assist me to pay $450 for my hotel bill with my traveling trip to escape my sister from my uncles and so that when we come back i will send you the treasure map of where my late father buried the Treasure and i want to ask you one question ? Did we need to apply for a Security Company to Guard us to the land where the Treasure was buried or we dont need Security Company at all.

I will be waiting to read from you as soon as possible.

'go and kill yourself, loser.' is the only answer I have found 'till now. geehh

At least did write him:

Quote:

What happened with your wit, Mr. Sparrow ?

Your first letter was a amusing story that attracted my attention, It was so different to all the cheap beggar-letters floating into my inbox.
I am working in a charity - instituion, as I have told you, and I see dumb cheap uninspirated beggar letters every day.
And your letter is one of the lamest I have seen in the last 4 weeks.

Sorry, Mr. Sparrow, with such a sh*t you will get not a single cent.

Best regards,

419Eater is my life Joined: 02 Aug 2008 Posts: 435

^^

Well done, that'll teach him to stray from the script.

The next part of the script will be sent out to him tonight, so look for it tomorrow!

For anyone who has received a script from him that is NOT mine, just drop him. Send me another addy and I'll make sure he follows the script this time Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 4:42 pm

ol' Polkabeard just got his first and has replied dsaying its a better plan than a barrel o' grog Razz

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 08 Apr 2006 Posts: 571

Quote:

Dear Beloved,

Thank you so much for the information. Things are getting worse and worse here as my uncles have locked us in the hold of the ship.

Here is the treasure map as proof of the legitimacy of this deal. Tell me what you think is the safest path to the treasure.

Regards,

Yours or not? "Wild Animals" treasure map attached.

Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 4:54 pm

RP,
I just received the same Treasure Map
and script as Remu above. Apparently
I have not been dropped.

Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 6:35 pm

cmon now. Everyone knows it's "HERE THERE BE DRAGONS", not "Wild Animals".

Ooh, and if he could make a rubbing of a dragon carving to use as the background of the map... Twisted Evil

Not quite a Newb Joined: 18 Mar 2009 Posts: 41

I also received # 3.

I was shocked that his scoundrel uncles locked him in the brig (yet they give him access to email and a scanner!).

Is there a safari camp that we can stage a search party/expedition from in those parts?

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