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Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 7:51 pm

Ok, who gave their pet this format? Laughing

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Subject: Celebrities Come Dancing

Message-ID: <[email protected]>

Celebrities Come Dancing

LOTTERY JACKPOT WINNERS

Mr Bruce E Forsyth has announced that YOU have been awarded top prize in the Latin section of Come Dancing

Being a winner in the Bossa Nova, Argentine Tango and Chatanooga Choo Choo Sections

With merits in the Foxtrot, Highland Fling and Break dancing

To prevent double claiming. impersonation and any flagrant abuse of this esteemed organization winners will be vetted and required to produce evidence to prove you are who you say you are in the form of a signed certificate from your doctor which is also to confirm your fitness to enjoy the second part of your prize.
With your winnings you will receive automatic entry to this years Celebrity Come Dancing World Championship when you will be competing against stars such as Ronaldo, Amy Wine house, Elton John, Terry Wogan, Jamiroquai and Lewis Hamilton which will be held this year at Wembley Stadium in front of His Highness Prince Albert of Monaco.

Age and height restrictions apply

Anyone under 4 and younger than 16 may not apply.

Please contact Bruce E Forsyth at ********@gmail.com

to discover how to collect your monumental prize and free entry to the
World Come Dancing Championships to be televised live and worldwide on CNN which will draw in a larger crowd that this yearâ€™s Superbowl and FA Cup Final added together.

This Championship is Governed and refereed by the Crufts International Judging Panel and any attempt to circumvent its rules and regulations will result in immediate disqualification and forfeiture of any goods and chattels previously awarded, under penalty of the garrote.

Please bring your own dance wear.

Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 7:58 pm

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Mr Bruce E Forsyth has announced that YOU have been awarded top prize in the Latin section of Come Dancing

Amazing!!!

Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:08 pm

Wow.. this has to be created by a true genius.

Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:14 pm

I'm pretty sure the twisted genius of our beloved GomerPyle came up with that one.

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under penalty of the garrote.

Don't we wish! Laughing

Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:17 pm

<strike>It might also be the guy from 419baiter, he's made up ridiculous scripts before to send into ladland...</strike>

Whatever she ^ says: http://sites.google.com/site/thegomerboyz/formats

Quite an effective form of deeducation too Razz

Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:25 pm

I do love me some Mr. Gomer, yes I do.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 23 Jun 2009 Posts: 2

It has to be said... (and I do apologise in advance)

good game, good game Rolling Eyes

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Baiting newbie - 4 personas, 12 live lads, no icons yet

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:00 am

And to be perfectly clear...

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Anyone under 4 and younger than 16 may not apply.

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:08 am

I feel Mr Gomer may be badder than Usm@n B3llo in the long run.

419Eater is my life Joined: 20 Jan 2009 Posts: 445

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Please bring your own dance wear.

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 3:54 am

"Bait-a-Mugu-Choo-Choo"
[With apologies to the great Glenn Miller]

Pardon the intrusion boi,
Is this the Bait-a-Mugu Choo Choo?
"YES I 419!"
Mugu, your ass is mine.

"CAN I TRUST YOUR WORD"
Get on the Bait-a-mugu choochoo
I'll tell you where
All you mugus beware

He leaves the Ouagadougu depot 'bout a quarter to 4
Ready to pretend he's with the diplomat corps
The lad is such a whiner
Nothing could be finer
Than to see a hashly stredded 419er

When you see the IP shows he's really gone far
Then you add the twist that makes it truly bizarre
Along comes Mr Gomer
Gonna chop the roamer
Mugu, 419er fooOooOoOool you are.

There's gonna be
A certain party at the airport
Who's going to wish
He'd stopped at bread loaves and fish
He's gonna cry
When he discovers that he can't get home
So Bait-a-mugu-choo choo
Leave him stredded alone!

edit: new improved lyrics

419Eater is my life Joined: 08 Aug 2008 Posts: 475

hi, at last- I see it in wildlife - but, cannot read the reply-to adress

OP - could you be so nice, please, and tell the dancers where to apply ?

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Delivery to the following recipient failed permanently:

********@gmail.com

I could trade this one / fresh today, emphasis addded...

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subject HELLO.....But at the time of deposit he told the security company that it is family valuables that are contained in the boxes. the total amount contained in > the two boxes is $15 USD. Unknowingly to the security company. Please I > want you to know that when my father heard of the plot by ROBERT MUGABE to > kill him, he instructed the security company in Ghana to move the boxes > containing the money to Dubai by DIPLOMATIC COURIER SERVICE, but > unfortunately my father could not escape out of ZIMBABWE ; he was > eventually killed, though he could not claim the boxes before his untimely > death. .....
comes also from celebrity .. [email protected]

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 11:59 am

Another thread that's burst into song Very Happy

Bohigal, that was great Laughing

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 12:09 pm

And the same tune as well... weird or what!?

419Eater is my life Joined: 08 Aug 2008 Posts: 475

^^Bohigal, congrats !! fine lyrics.

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

Awesome Bohigal!!! clapping

I really would like to try the Highland Fling. It sounds most exhilarating. Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:52 pm

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...used by mumu yahoo boys who stay hungry.

Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 12:50 am

Look this is a dead cert winning script.

I hate all the bad things you do to Lads and I feel obligated to help them all I can. Laughing

It's just a shame I'm such an idiot. Very Happy

I never thought a Lad would be so stupid as to fall for it. Laughing

Believe me. If you get a Lad this brainless YOU are the winner. Very Happy

Treasure him and send him off on a safari to the nearest minefield on a pogo stick. He'll probably do it. There's nothing funnier than a Lad with a wonky brain.

I'll always treasure the memory of Shorty who tried to mobilise the Nigerian army after his arrest to rescue a sultry Russian model.

You just have to bait him.

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 8:37 am

Tha bar's just been raised. Just got this little beaut from Ghana....

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Good day sport

My name is Ricky Ponting and I come from a land down under where beer does
flow and men chunder. I am the captain of the Australian Cricket team. I am
currently stredded in England where I will be all summer while my team are
resoundingly thrashed by the English in the Ashes.

During the flight over from Australia I was able to obtain a supply of
golden kangeroo eggs worth an estimated $10,000,000 (TEN MILLION AUSTRALIAN
DOLLARS). These eggs were a gift from the Australian Prime Minister to
premier Brown the leader of the Republic of Great Britain. The eggs are
currently stashed in a fried-out combie on a hippie trail head full of
zombies, together with a pair of Kylie's gold hot pants and a vegamite
sandwich.

As you will be aware, all Australians are descended from criminals, so I
need to get these eggs somewhere safe. I am soliciting your help to smuggle
these golden kangeroo eggs out of England to your country, where we can
share them. I am willing to give you 45% of their value if you will assist
me in this task. When the eggs are safely in your country, I will come over
and join you with my wife Dame Edna and our Two Little Boys.

Please use the following code (B8ER) in all correspondence to ensure that
our transaction does not go astray.

Put another shrimp on the barbie cobber.
.

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 8:59 am

Very nice

Perhaps our valued member B8er has something to do with this?