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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 4:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Lo! Who is that, sprinting through the wasteland! It is GSN_fan, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a spectacular grunt, his voice cometh:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I shall discombobulate the entire world!"


Pretty harmless, but some of them get really weird.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I might just adopt my first result as battlecry in 'the war on 419':
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Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking through the steppes! It is MoP, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! He bellows vengefully:

"I'm going to contort you until you're bright blue, and plunge you into financial ruin!!"


I like the financial ruin part... especially plunging lads into it sounds a mighty lot of fun Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Lo! Who is that, striding out of the mountains! It is Nanny Ogg, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! She bellows thunderously:

"I'm going to beat the flaming sh*t out of you!"



Seems pretty realistic to me Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I feel like such a nerd...

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Lo! Who is that, running on the mini-mall parking lot! It is Caligula, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a vengeful cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to hack into your brain, and type rm -rf !"

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

this should scare the Sh*t out of lads.

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"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I feel like chicken tonight!"

Embarassed

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Interesting...

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Rampaging over the freeway, clutching a reflective halberd, cometh Yastreb! And he gives a mighty scream: "I'm going to torment you with such disregard for common sense, the devil himself will plead for mercy!!"


Not a bad opening, but the middle ain't so daunting.


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Lo! Who is that, prowling along the tundra! It is Slightlyoutofit, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a booming scream, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to beat you beyond mortal comprehension!





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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Stalking across the steppes, attacking with buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Ms Mockinatrix! And she gives a vengeful howl:

"I'm going to flog you until Western Civilization implodes, and launch you into deep space!!!"


that's quite scarily accurate Shocked Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hark! Who is that, striding amidst the steppes! It is Newdonym, hands clutching a studded crowbar! He grunts ominously:

"I'm going to torment you like a wrecking ball, and roll you in creamy neugut!!"

A search for Neugut gives me Image and I sure wouldn't want to be rolled in creamy him.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Newdonym wrote:
Hark! Who is that, striding amidst the steppes!


oi! get off those Steppes, they're my Steppes!

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I sure wouldn't want to be rolled in creamy him.


too funny! Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm far to busy writing bullshit, to have a battle cry Crying or Very sad

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I was curious to see what my baiter personae would have as battle cries, so...

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Striding on the mountains, attacking with gilded boxing gloves, cometh Cammy! And she gives a vengeful bellow: "By Odin's mighty spear, I shall paint the town a sanguine shade of doom!!!"


Well, she does worship Odin, yeah... and Freyja, to whom gold is sacred... spooky!

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Who is that, striding across the mountains! It is Bradley, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He roars mightily: "I'm seriously going to torment you in such an inhumane manner, the devil himself will plead for mercy!!!"


Meh.

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Rampaging out of the mountains, brandishing a bladed baseball bat, cometh Malcolm! And he gives a cruel cry: "I'm going to pound you so heinously, it will be a new form of crime!"


Well, not so bad, but Cammy still wins.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 1:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Rampaging over the freeway, carrying a reflective halberd, cometh Doodle Bug! And he gives an ominous scream:

"I'm going to smash you so hard, the Earth will spin twice as fast!"


What with my feet Shocked

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 1:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Hark! Who is that, skulking amidst the mini-mall parking lot! It is Rodus, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! He screams homicidally:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I shall paint the town a sanguine shade of doom!!"


Confused

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 1:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Sprinting across the mountains, attacking with a vorpal blade, cometh DocHolliday! And he gives a vengeful howl:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I bring darkness and mayhem like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!!!"

I own a number of blades,but as far as I know none are vorpal.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Crying or Very sad It crashed my browser!Crying or Very sad

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Hark! Who is that, stalking over the fields! It is Dutch, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a low bellow, his voice cometh:

"For the love of carnage and discord, the enemy is as grass before my mighty tempest!!!"


I never clutch my 'vorpal' while I'm stalking, well, not all the time anyway, but how do they know I own a Tempest brand lawnmower? Smile

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 6:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking through the plains! It is Badgerbait, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a cruel bellow, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to transmogrify everything you hold dear!"


Why pitas? Standby for transmogrification!

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 6:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Stalking out of the icy wasteland, swinging buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Craig007! And he gives a vengeful cry:

"I'm going to smash you so hard, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!!!"

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 6:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

OMG I tried one of my characters too!

Skulking along the candy store, clutching buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Barrak Putsch! And he gives a low bellow:

"I'm going to f*** you until your mom feels it in her womb!"

WOW!

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Lo! Who is that, striding across the hotel lobby! It is Luckey, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with an ominous cry, their voice cometh:

"I'm going to f**k you until you smell like barbeque, and throw you out the window!"


Shocked

Seems like it should be more like:

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Lo! Who is that, striding across the hotel lobby! It is Luckey, hands clutching a blackberry! And with an ominous cry, their voice cometh:

"I'm going to fix your quote tags and delete your duplicate post!"

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Duplicate post? Are you serious? How did that happen? I was not aware...[grovel] please do not shame me so, honorable moderator luckey! Bless your green lettered countanance![/grovel]


oops perhaps you meant not me Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Luckey: Laughing

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Prowling along the tundra, swinging a meaty axe, cometh Ima Baeder! And she gives a low bellow:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!"


Laughing


Edit: I like this one better, using just "Ima". I think it suits me. Laughing


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Stalking out of the steppes, clutching two hardened pitas, cometh Ima! And she gives a mighty bellow:

"I'm seriously going to spank you beyond the end of time, and grin like a f*cking maniac!!"

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Embarassed Oh, my! I'm nastier than I thought! Embarassed

I do have great taste in weapons, though.

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Stalking amidst the terrain, carrying a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Titania! And she gives a low roar:

"I'm going to f**k you so painfully, the devil himself will plead for mercy!"

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The alter ego of my baiting persona, Diana Prince, evoked the following:

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Zang! Who is that, stalking across the freeway! It is Wonder Woman, hands clutching a meaty axe! She grunts mightily:

"This one's for you, mom! I pillage until there is no more hope!!"


. . . so out of sheer curiosity I tried using the name of the most recent supervisor prior to my retirement two years ago:

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Zang! Who is that, stalking along the mountains! It is Xxxxxxx Xxxxxxx, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a cruel grunt, her voice cometh:

"I'm seriously going to f*ck you all the way to Hrafensfjardhareyri!"


Now, I'm responsible for substituting the XXXxxx's and the *, but the "Hrafens . . . " stuff was generated by that other website . . .
hmm . . . I wonder if Yastreb was actually the boss at my last place of employment . . . Confused

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