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Jack Pump
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 31 May 2009
Posts: 79
Location: Central Texas, USA
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Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:13 pm |
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Wow, I just received an urgent e-mail from a MP there in the UK.
I know it’s really a MP because she gave a link to her site. Then she explained that I need to use her gmail account for future e-mails and that I’m supposed to ignore anything else from her site.
I grew up in the oil fields in west Texas and now I’m getting to deal with an actual MP.
Because of some top-secret urgent matter like stuff, I gotta deal with her attorney. I know a MP is busy so she can’t be dealing with me all the time. I responded telling her it’s okay that I gotta work with her attorney instead of her.
I know this can’t be a scam, it’s gotta be real. I mean she included a link to her actual website then gave me her personal e-mail account.
I know this one is real just like I know Elvis is alive and well and living in Mississippi. Like I know President Kennedy wasn’t shot in Dallas, he was taken to the planet Grozen to be their leader. Like I know nobody has ever walked on the moon. Like I know there’s a real life lizard-monster in Loch Ness.
I would tell you more of what I know but my wife insists on giving me some medication…. |
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ihatespam
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 28 Apr 2009
Posts: 66
Location: On a chair, mostly (poor butt)
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Thu Jun 04, 2009 3:50 pm |
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sorry...
"MP"?
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K0K0T
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 23 Apr 2009
Posts: 54
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Thu Jun 04, 2009 7:36 pm |
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Member of Parliament ? |
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ihatespam
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 28 Apr 2009
Posts: 66
Location: On a chair, mostly (poor butt)
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Tue Jun 16, 2009 3:50 pm |
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soylent green
Master Baiter
Joined: 21 May 2004
Posts: 160
Location: Terra Firma
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Tue Jun 16, 2009 4:51 pm |
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Did she want you to pump her moat clean? |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:43 am |
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Perhaps they have embezzled 100M from their expenses fund and want to share? One is plausible, the other ludicrous beyond all hope.
If the lads are impersonating MPs now, the format could catch on. This could be an opportunity for some rapid mis-programming in the ways of the British parliament (mix and match with the House of Lords, they're the same place really, or so you tell them). Vermine robes, hereditary pears, votes of no conscience, Black Rod is the only black man allowed in, etc etc. Feed them lies upon lies, some will stick  |
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awattam
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 27 May 2009
Posts: 15
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Sat Jun 20, 2009 7:55 pm |
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I went after this one and after 500 clicks at MTCN Secure and a fake receipt...he left me..  |
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