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K0K0T
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 6:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The poor orphan, Alm1ra, which recently converted to be a follower of Cult of Cthulhu, accompanied with officials from a security company, have travelled from Lome to Accra to meet me at the airport...

I know the distance is not too big, but they had to cross an international border so I understand this is a Safari.


Yesterday: IP Togo: Received: from [41.207.162.6] by web112313.mail.gq1.yahoo.com via HTTP; Thu, 18 Jun 2009 01:58:42 PDT

Quote:

from Alm1ra Ahm3d <a***@yahoo.com>
to K0kot P0jebany <k**@googlemail.com>
date Thu, Jun 18, 2009 at 10:58 AM
subject I am very Glad
mailed-by yahoo.com
signed-by yahoo.com

Dear Sir;

I read your email with happiness and i am very glad.

I am to to let you know too that Mr. D3boyi has called me to confirm his movement with me to Accra in the evening. today.

He said that now that their fee has been paid that everything remains in order, that he has started the final arrangement for your VIP reception in Accra by the State Police security agents..

He said that he will send a detailed email to you latter.

I am hopefully waiting to see you at Accra, tomorrow morning .

May THE ALMIGHTY CTHULHU make it a very safe arrival.

Thank you for all your efforts.

Almira.


Today: IP Ghana: Received: from [41.210.20.126] by web112318.mail.gq1.yahoo.com via HTTP; Thu, 18 Jun 2009 12:39:17 PDT

Quote:
from Alm1ra Ahm3d <a*@yahoo.com>
to K0k0t Poj3bany <k.*@googlemail.com>
date Thu, Jun 18, 2009 at 9:39 PM
subject Re: my phone
mailed-by yahoo.com
signed-by yahoo.com


Dear Sir,
I have received your message and glad to inform you that I am already in Accra with Mr.Raymond.
He is busy arranging for your reception.
We are therfore,waiting for your arrival and wish you a safe flight.
Almira
May Cthulhu bless you


My arrival is scheduled @ 08:30 AM local time, which is in next half an hour. I can't wait to meet them Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 6:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

clapping

Congratulations on your new pith hat! I trust they will be holding up a sign that has the "In his house at R'lya ... " thing on it at the airport so you can recognise them as members of the True Faith Smile

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 11:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Nice job, KOKOT. A funny email coming soon... Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 11:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Late thought - if you want something special from your Cthulhu Lads - they should sing this song:

Quote:
The Lair of Great Cthulhu
Words: Joan Carruth and Larry Press
Music: "Chattanooga Choo-Choo"
(from Chaosium's Call of Cthulhu RPG)

Pardon me boy --
Is this the lair of Great Cthulhu?
In the city of slime,
Where it is night all the time.

Bob Hope never went
Along the rod to Great Cthulhu,
And Triple-A has no maps,
And all the Tcho-tchos lay traps.

You'll see an ancient sunken city where the angles are wrong.
You'll see the fourth dimension if you're there very long.
Come to the conventacle.
Bring along your pentacle;
Otherwise you'll be dragged off by a tentacle.

A mountain's in the middle, with a house on the peak:
A-gnashin' and a-thrashin' and a-clackin' of beak.
Your soul you will be lackin'
When you see that mighty kraken.
Oo-oo! Great Cthulhu's starting to speak.

So come on aboard,
Along the road to Great Cthulhu.
Wen-di-gos and dholes
Will make Big Macs of our souls.

Under the sea,
Down in the ancient city of R'lyeh,
In the lair of Great Cthulhu,
They'll suck your soul away!

(Great Cthulhu, Great Cthulhu --
Suck your soul! --
Great Cthulhu, Great Cthulhu)
in the lair of Great Cthulhu,
They'll suck your soul away.

(Here, there is an obligato saxophone solo, a-la Tex Beneke)

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 11:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Already received an e-mail stating that I was not even on the passenger manifest - geez, these a$$holes do have access to it? Or bribery does the trick?

Anyway, I have apologized for missing the flight (due to security screenings etc) and told them I have been rebooked to another flight, now to Cotonou, Benin.

Let's see whether they drop me or follow their path for bunch of money...

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^I've had similar accusations and I'm assuming either they are lying or they paid a bribe.

You can always try to move them on - you got arrested by ghanain customs for carrying so much money but you managed to get to Abidjan in Cote d' Ivoire (further away from home for the mugu!)

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Awesome, K0K0T!

happy crowd happy crowd happy crowd

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

All Hail Cthulu! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 1:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Well done!

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 5:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

KOKOT, nice work!

YASTREB, ROFLMAO! Wonderful song!

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 2:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Congrats on the safari KOKOT. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 10:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Music

The lads returned back to Togo (IP confirmed) and are quite disappointed by the situation.

In the meantime, my character has arrived to Cotonou, Benin and is waiting for them in the hotel. I hope the will come and pick him up as he is scared of local people, trying to make "some kind of business" with him...

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 9:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

WHO is that singing?

edit: Heh! What a song! This guy deserves a Gold Shield!

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ I don't know who is singing, I found it on the net only Smile

Looks like my bait is over. Today I have received this:

Quote:
The Great Cthulhu watches your steps and you can not hide for him if realy he exists and has POWER.

You have put me in trouble here.


What a blasphemy !!! Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
You have put me in trouble here.


Very Happy

Congrats on the safari beers!

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 1:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@KOTOT - Trouble? Never take that from a lad. Wink If he keeps writing you, then he could still be on the hook. Ask him to explain, or apologize for any misunderstanding. There is always an excuse for everything. Even if it was his fault, say it was yours, and maybe you can get some more mileage out of him. This is a funny bait. Keep it going! Laughing

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