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 Lad's fantasy porn script (NSFW!) UPDATE Dragon/unicorn pics

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El Nombre
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

wait... have the dragon and unicorn being using contraception... otherwise Joy is going to be in a lot of pain giving birth to dragon/unicorn/human hydrids :S

but PMSL, this is just to funny Razz

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

If Freud was alive, what would his analysis of this lad be?

It's just...the most bizarre crap I've ever read, the kind that makes you wonder if you should laugh or cry, or both Very Happy

Excellent baiting here anyways Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 3:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He's really fired up today because he's just sent me his storyboards for his latest scene.

Viewers of a nervous disposition look away now... in fact everybody look away now!

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This lad has not so much got a screw loose more like he is missing Screwfix's entire fixings inventory Laughing

This is from his covering letter...
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My love, my boss and my new leader I want you to try and do more than you have promised me regarding this transaction by making out funds as early as possible for me so that my joy will be completed having put happines in you heart and laughter in your mouth by doing all that you required from me regarding this my script under only three days of request for each day


Well you've certainly done that! Laughing Laughing Laughing

The only dark note is that I think this bait may have spawned a monster...

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I thank you once again so much for having interest on me and I still tell you that I have already in my mind to write about two guy dogs and a house help plus the madam of the house which will sale more than others.


Oh Noes! Shocked

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 4:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

O M F G
Thank you for the keyboard warning! Shocked

He managed to get everything in there -- Joy and sister, unicorn/dragon/unihorn -- this guy is --- is ---

I have no words. Laughing Laughing Laughing

Way to go, Sunshine!!!! bow_down

EDIT: Two guy dogs next?! Yikes! Well, it's clear that he has no time to be scamming anyone else, so that's a good thing. Wink

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Priceless stuff!!! Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Priceless stuff!!! Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Words fail me. Shocked

Goats. We need some man-on-goat action please. New script needed. Perhaps some guys travelling on safari in the depths of a jungle, looking for a pyramid in the shape of a twat, who are enticed by a half-woman-half-goat creature that promises them sexual pleasure in return for travelling great distances to see the Sunshine God of Eastern Onion.

Mods - can we please have a Shocked type disbelief trophy for Sunshine - this lad is completely hatstand.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Agreed, there should be a special icon for sunshine for baiting this beastiality lad Shocked

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 2:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

OMFG.

Bwahahahahaa!

Nice work!

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 3:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I agree as well -- a special icon is most definitely in order. A dragon, perhaps? Or maybe one of the lad's sketches? Razz

I can't say it enough -- excellent work, Sunshine.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Image I really don't know what to make of this beast of a lad, he is a maniac and you're making him worse. Well done Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 9:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Excellent work. I must admit though his storyboards are getting harder to read, and I'm missing Joy. I think that you have to get him to make his storyboard much easier to read - I'm sure the others in the internet cafe will thank you for it Laughing

You can't possibly hand over any money until everybody in your prouction team can understand his story boards. I'm surprised you haven't asked him for some girl on girl action

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 9:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Shocked Shocked Shocked WTF!!!!

I leave you lot alone for three weeks and come back to this, um, perversion of natural order? My face is now aching, I'm out of breath and that's despite taking several breaks in an attempt to regain some kind of dignified composure.

Gimme some of what he's on!

Pity our keyboards (and eyeballs) should NN ever get hold of this prize... Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 1:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

who do I give my request to for a new laptop? I'm going to have unicorn/dragon nightmares tonight Laughing I can't wait to see what the lad comes up with for the two guy dogs (and house help? oh dear lord).
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 6:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

What is truly worrying is that he's getting help on his scriptwriting! I'm trying to bait him re his dogs and the house help movie which we're going to make in sunny downtown Lagos...

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I have read carefully what you requested from me concerning the film you want to make here in Africa later in the year and wish to tell you that for what you requested, I can be able to arrange and connect you to a guy who is also a teacher on a film script writting to take charge of this you have said since he knows more better than I can because I am learning from him regarding script writting.


I'd ask for my money back if I was him!

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 8:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The script writing teacher must be Emmanuel from the Golf movie production:

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=163466

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 8:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Bwaaahaaaaaaaaaaaa!! What a pervert. Nice baiting!

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 4:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
"you used your lager and wide dick to enlarge her pussy."


I'm puzzled - Did the dragon get Joy drunk first? Confused

Seriously great baiting.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Seriously weird. Shocked

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