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Ms Mockinatrix
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 2:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I chat in the forums of a free dating site. I've come to realise that I will not meet anyone off this damn thing, however, I am compelled to answer the dumb arse messages that arrive in my inbox.

I've posted a few in the forums and have been told I should publish them. So I started the ball rolling with a website.

http://taoofplonk.webs.com/

Feedback always appreciated Laughing

There are no personal names or information about myself in it, so I am still safe Wink
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El Nombre
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 3:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

lol, liked the Munchkin Man one, obviously a good baiter if you can put up with replying to messages like that, those guys are much worse than lads Razz
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Branwen
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

For further inspiration (not that you seem to need it!), sample 'Pithy Putdowns to fend off Pugnacious Pigs':

http://www.heartless-bitches.com/rants/insults.shtml

NSFW!!!!

Apologies to all non-pugnacious-pigs who just happen to share some anatomy in common.

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It is your first time to use western union so therefore none can blame you. It is always like this at the first experience. - Yes lad, and at the second, and the third... you'll see.

I don't want to guess the number - But, lad, isn't that the best fun to be had with MoneyGram reference numbers?


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Ms Mockinatrix
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Branwen - eh?

Oh those guys give lads a run for their money, I'm just having to learn to curb my 'acid tones' with lads Laughing
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Branwen
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My finger slipped after I'd only typed one word! Now corrected!

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It is your first time to use western union so therefore none can blame you. It is always like this at the first experience. - Yes lad, and at the second, and the third... you'll see.

I don't want to guess the number - But, lad, isn't that the best fun to be had with MoneyGram reference numbers?
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Ms Mockinatrix
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^ awww Laughing I shall look at that when at home, thanks! Very Happy
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blah
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 5:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It is probably high-time I started stalking you instead of Dora Mockinatrix.

Do me a favor and leave your curtains open from now on. Very Happy

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Ms Mockinatrix
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 7:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

blah wrote:
It is probably high-time I started stalking you instead of Dora Mockinatrix.


umm Shocked should I be flattered or scared?

@Branwen, that site is most excellent Cool
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 7:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^Ask Dora Wink

But blah's a really nice <strike>guy</strike> ostrich, so I think you should be flattered anyway. As for scared, do as he asks and leave the curtains open while making sure windows and doors are closed and locked and there's no need to worry Wink

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Shocked ok

Dora!?......
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blah
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 12:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Dora cannot save you now.

Just cooperate and everything will run smooth as ice...err.. I mean everthing will be "ok". Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 1:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi Ms. Mockinatrix!

I can't say this is easy. Finding out my one and only stalker, blah, now wants another has been tough. Embarassing Pic of Dora

However, now that I have pulled myself together, I can tell you this:

1. blah is a very good stalker, he reported for duty almost every night.
2. He brings his own 'stalking' gear: Nightvision goggles, camera, and snacks.
3. He rarely ever bothered me, except to knock on the door to use the bathroom after finishing his drink.

So I can say I highly recommend blah as your new stalker. As MoP said, just leave your curtains open and doors and windows locked.

You will be fine. Wink


Finally, I shall have some peace and quiet in the evenings! Very Happy

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Ms Mockinatrix
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 8:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Dora!

Thanks for the advice, all doors and windows locked - although it's getting a bit stuffy.

Blah, you might have company with Jack the cat and Noisy the Wood Pigeon, he likes to shag 24/7.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 1:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

aahh, and for the time he is busy with other places of (his) interest, I could give it a try.
Although I am new to this trade. So don't set expectations to high.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 4:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Shocked
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