Thith ith PUKKA!!!!

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Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 9:28 pm

The day before yesterday, I received a bog standard love scam email. Having not baited a love lad before, I thought I might try my hand at it. Anyway, while wondering which Z list celebrity to look like, I decided to become my arch nemesis (or should that be nemethith?)... Jamie 'I put a couple of random things together and call it innovative' Oliver.

This then resulted in something of a brainwave. I changed my response so that it sounded like he had dictated it. For those of you unfamiliar with the mockney ****, he has a lisp. This may well have been done before, but I am finding this bait so amusing!!!

Here's an extract from my response:

Quote:

Wow, Mary, you are thtunning. Pleathe forgive my typing, but I have quite a bad lithp. You have a beautiful fathe and a gorgeouth body!!!Pukka

Anyway, my lad hasn't pick up on the lisp at all! Laughing

Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 10:51 am

In case your into making phonecalls with lads: Tell him you cut off a few fingers while cooking and therefore have trouble typing. So you use speech-to-text software that sadly doesn't know how to handle the lisp Wink

Make him call you and then torture him with some complete unintelligible stuff like "She sells sea-shells at the sea shore"