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Jack Pump
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Joined: 31 May 2009
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Location: Central Texas, USA


PostPosted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 1:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I’m thinking of starting my own School of Scamming and I need help. I’ve got part of the sales pitch done and a few ideas on the curriculum.

If anybody has ideas as to what classes should be offered, please include them. In fact, write a new sales pitch and even school name.



School of International Trade

We at the ShIT invite you, the low-life, to enroll now and receive your Bachelors of Mail Scam or “BM Degree

Are you a lazy bum with no morals? Would you steal the life savings from somebody and laugh about it? If so, we can help you.

Yes, you too can become of the many BM’s who sit in crappy internet café’s sending letters hoping to steal money from innocent people from all around the world. Think of how proud your parents will be to learn that you are a true BM. Maybe your parents are already BM’s and you can become equal with them. Think of how you and your friends can sit together showing each other your BM’s.

Enroll today and get the BM you so richly deserve.


Classes Offered

Ailments 101 – Here you’ll learn medical terms to include in your plea for money. Cancer of the Pelvick, Cancer of the Breasts, Pancra Cancer, the Colonic Cancer and just plain Cancer.

Posing for Photographs – here we discuss the importance of posing for a photo with a dead fish on your head and how it will lead you to a life of riches.
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Pastor Frank
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Joined: 31 Jan 2007
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 2:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I suggest a few straight baits first, get a feel for it before you get to fancy.

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xdisolvedgirlx
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Joined: 20 May 2009
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Location: Here


PostPosted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 3:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Intro: We will begin the semester by de-sensitizing you around people who have suffered a real tragedy.

Vulnerability: in this section you will learn to spot the most vulnerable people. Bonues points towards your final grade if you can find a scam victim and then successfully scam them again!

Manipulation: Vulnerability benefits YOU! This workshop will let you practice effective communication with "damaged goods". Be careful; these used gold mine's can be twice as hard to rip off. Here you will learn interaction and execution of your strategy.

Maximizing Profits! Our final section of this highly sought after degree offers the finest hands on training this side of Nigeria. Our professors are seasoned scammers; they will take you step-by-step in scamming a victim - by graduation you will an expert!!

This degree practically pays for itself!
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the vampire
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Joined: 27 Jul 2008
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 7:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I agree with Pastor, get to know the lads first. And i think if you should write in ladspeak instead of sophisticated English it would be more believable for lads. If you sound and "feel" as a lad they might think you are genuine. It takes time before a lad trusts you. Anyway i think it's a great way for de-education.
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Are you a lazy bum with no morals? Would you steal the life savings from somebody and laugh about it?

Spot on! Laughing

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