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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Wed Jun 03, 2009 7:24 am |
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... sign up for the newsletter
When ever I send out my Church Application forms, I put instructions in the email about how to view the PDF and where to download Reader from.
Last night, I got this rather confusing message from one of my pets.
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Dear Rev ,
Thanks you for your message i understood your mail clear,I have join as you said you can comfirm my name through the site you gave to me now am now a member of the church i hope all is right
I will wait for your comfirmation
Christy |
Thinking that they were trying to pull a fast one, I responded saying that there is not means of signing up on our website so what was 'she' talking about.
Just got this response this morning
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Comfirmation mail sent to my mail box i hope to your view
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This is your subscription confirmation to receive:
* Adobe Edge Newsletter
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<-- Rest of long joining email snipped -->
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Instead of using the Adobe site to download reader, the idiot has signed up for Adobe's newsletter. |
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xdisolvedgirlx
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 20 May 2009
Posts: 49
Location: Here
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Wed Jun 03, 2009 9:36 am |
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that is fantastic. You've found a way to waste their time x2 |
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icesave
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 14 May 2009
Posts: 3
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Wed Jun 03, 2009 9:54 am |
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hahaha he must a fan of adobe reader. Maybe you could see just how dumb he is and act like this is the official newsletter for every newcomer. |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Wed Jun 03, 2009 12:33 pm |
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Signing up for the newsletter is easier than filling out a long church form. Leave it to a lad to conveniently "sign up" to the church! So funny! |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Wed Jun 03, 2009 2:41 pm |
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It must be catching, I've just had a second lad do the same thing and this one proudly sent me the Adobe Registration page as an attachment.
I think I'll just change my Church's name to 'The Church of Adobe' and leave them to it. |
_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
x 5
x 335 🚽
x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Wed Jun 03, 2009 2:44 pm |
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You'll have to start sending them the newsletter now won't you. Goodbye free time! |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
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Ophelia Dikki
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Apr 2007
Posts: 740
Location: somewhere over the rainbow
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Thu Jun 04, 2009 2:12 pm |
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To really frustrate the shit outta them( that is if you are actually producing authentic pdf documents) produce your document on the full version of Acrobat using features that the reader won't allow you to do.
We have been having an ongoing war at my work with the prodution of pdf templates that other staff fill in online. Despite going through all the rights enabling and other processes to correct the problem, those only with the reader still can't input information (or if they can input info they can't print or save it) if they only have the reader. If you have a super long form that has to be filled in online, it would drive the lads batty to spend all of that time filling it in only to lose it at the end. As adobe acrobat can only be installed upgraded by a person with administrator access on the computer,which means the internet cafe lads would have dificulty doing this, and none of them would have access to the full version unless it was ripped off. |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
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Thu Jun 04, 2009 3:16 pm |
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Excellent
I'm not sure how good a PDF maker openOffice is, it will do simple ones at least. Forms, instructions and internal calcs, You'd have to dig deeper. |
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"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Thu Jun 04, 2009 4:18 pm |
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I think I'll just change my Church's name to 'The Church of Adobe' and leave them to it |
This is hilarious. Lads get confused so easily. |
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Fatter Siam
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Jun 2007
Posts: 3984
Location: IN THE ABBYSS OF AN ACHIPELAGO
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Fri Jun 05, 2009 2:38 am |
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Church of the PDF
Pity da foooooooooool |
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Fatter Siam
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Jun 2007
Posts: 3984
Location: IN THE ABBYSS OF AN ACHIPELAGO
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Fri Jun 05, 2009 2:42 am |
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Adobe Fellowship Ministry of the PDF
Pity da foooooooooool |
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Accra>Abidjan
Accra>Dakar
Accra>Lome
Cotonou>Abidjan
Cotonou>Accra
Cotonou>Lome
Lagos>Lome UHMMMMM OH MY GOD DADDY PLEASE SAVE MY LIFE HERE IN LOME i did not eat, take my bath nor brush my tooth
#1 Lagos>Cotonou> SH Parakou, #2 Lagos>SH Abuja HE REALLY SUFFERED AS I COULDN'T RECOGNIZE HIM AGAIN
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earth11ng
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 27 Dec 2007
Posts: 33
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Fri Jun 05, 2009 7:48 am |
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My characters insist on using PDF files all the time. You can almost hear the whine as you click on send.
I have also created lad meltdown twice by confusing pdf file and paedophile. It killed the bait but it was worth it when he figured out what I thought his problem was that was stopping him opening the files I sent him.
freePDF XP is a nice little bit of kit for creating simple PDF files. (edit It too is a virtual printer as explained below by B8er) |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Fri Jun 05, 2009 7:52 am |
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I use PrimoPDF for creating my PDF files. It's a virtual printer that when installed acts like any other printer on your system. So you can create a PDF from any application that lets you print. |
_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
x 5
x 335 🚽
x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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