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Konstantina
Master Baiter
Joined: 04 May 2009
Posts: 165
Location: Hiding in the ice cream factory...
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Tue Jun 02, 2009 9:31 pm |
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This guy's script is something else. Have a peek at this:
Gabriel Marcel a renowned modern anthropologist said and I quote?the profundity of human being is inexhaustible, man is a question unto himself. サ I cannot even ascertain knowing myself. I believe we do not have enough knowledge of ourselves but with time we will take the necessary steps deemed possible to establish trust and confidence which is very vital in business of such magnitude. It is based on trust that big commercial and industrial or manufacturing companies in the first world do business with most little trading companies in the third world.
Trust is not built under a day. It takes a good number of days, weeks, months and years to be solidified. Finally, I admonish you to eschew all negative imposition and muster courage for yourself to participate and conclude the above business logically with me. I promise you, the above transaction is hundred percent risk free and legal if instructions are adhered to religiously. We shall all enjoy our proceeds in absolute tranquility.
Off-script, his English is TERRIBLE, which makes me wonder how he could possibly think anyone would read this and think he wrote it. Never mind that whoever DID write it seems to have a serious case of verbal diarrhoea.
Just had to share this, it utterly bemused me when I received it...
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"God i have not eaten, please i even borrow money from my friend lilian to buy pad for my monthly mensuration" - Gr@ce S@m, Togo
"Just f*&^ off and i dnt need your help anymore...[]...Just f*&^ off...who knows if you are really there?" - Poor Chr1ssy, Russia (but really Nigeria) |
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pabrro
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 26 May 2009
Posts: 11
Location: Seattle-ish
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Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:03 pm |
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Slap him hard! |
_________________ x 8 (a mugu piggie bank swine flu epicdemic)
Off to a good start! |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:08 pm |
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I beg to differ. It looks perfect to me, and he should be complimented on his command of Engrish. De-educate him hard!
Seriously, almost any English speaker who receives this won't believe it, so he should be encouraged to keep it just as it is. Carry on. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:10 pm |
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Trust is not built under a day. It takes a good number of days, weeks, months and years to be solidified |
He has a very valid point there. It could take quite a while. |
_________________ 348 Fake Sites killed
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Wed Jun 03, 2009 12:29 am |
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Maybe he's not a native english speaker, and using an online translator. It looks kinda like one to me. But, yes, it is perfectly good english! Marvelously so!
Here's hoping the trust will truly take years to flourish for the good of all personages and entities involved despite all the scrutiny that the unbelievers shower upon your neighborly and profitable transaction for the betterment of the world and the personages involved in it's execution! |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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SpiderPig
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 02 Nov 2008
Posts: 20
Location: Streded in a war zone
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Wed Jun 03, 2009 7:07 am |
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Slappy, "its" not "it's" |
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douglington
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 28 May 2009
Posts: 61
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Wed Jun 03, 2009 10:10 am |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Wed Jun 03, 2009 12:11 pm |
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Blimy! or is it blimey?? Nobody's pefect!
Let the man who has no faults cast the first stone! |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Wed Jun 03, 2009 12:16 pm |
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_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
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x 335 🚽
x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Wed Jun 03, 2009 12:41 pm |
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^^ |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Jun 03, 2009 12:43 pm |
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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SpiderPig
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 02 Nov 2008
Posts: 20
Location: Streded in a war zone
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Wed Jun 03, 2009 2:41 pm |
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Hahahaha. Nice. Slappy, I was just having fun with you. You were out-Englishing the lad, and stepped on your foot. In your defense, at least you didn't say "your right". That one really gets me twisted up.
Hey, I just noticed that my initials are (sp). |
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Master of Puppets
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 3294
Location: Pulling the Strings
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Wed Jun 03, 2009 2:49 pm |
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pete515
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Apr 2008
Posts: 1301
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Wed Jun 03, 2009 4:14 pm |
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Yes, you must send him your "enthusiastic contrafibularities" (Blackadder) |
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Newdonym
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2008
Posts: 1043
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Wed Jun 03, 2009 11:53 pm |
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That script is beautiful. I would definitely remind him of the "Trust is not built in a day" line everytime he gets impatient. |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Thu Jun 04, 2009 1:46 pm |
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Your right, SpiderPig. I no youse was just messing wid me. But I do know grammar. I just have a problem of not proofreading my posts. I seen to be a little better when I send emails to the lads. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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SpiderPig
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 02 Nov 2008
Posts: 20
Location: Streded in a war zone
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Fri Jun 05, 2009 4:40 am |
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^^^
(eye dont dare right aney wards write know)
ETA; Thanks for making me feel at home here. I'm a bit of an a-hole when I want to be, and have been trying not to blow my cover. Seems I’m in good company. Love you guys, keep up the good work. I suppose I should get off my lazy @$$ and cause some lad pain of my own sooner or later. |
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