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Cachuma
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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 11:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Damn! In the past few weeks I've missed two big Eater milestones. First, I passed my two-year mark on May 4. Although I probably shouldnt actually claim that as a milestone, because I did take a multi-month sabbatical. But the fact is I hit two years as an Eater member, for whatever that's worth.

But then, probably YESTERDAY, I hit 2000 posts! How did I miss that? Embarassed

Anyway, I'm still here, still causing lad pain, and I guess I'll just have to wait till next May 4 to have a party. You're all invited. Bring tequila.

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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 11:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I believe that in the "Eater Articles of Incorporation" you need to claim an Eaterversary on the exact date. Nice try.

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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 11:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Happy Eaterversary,and happy 2000 posts!Waiting a year doesn't seem fair.Can't we bring the tequila now? happy crowd

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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 12:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Pastor Frank wrote:
I believe that in the "Eater Articles of Incorporation" you need to claim an Eaterversary on the exact date. Nice try.


@PastorFrank Laughing

Happy eaterversary Cachuma - and congrats on the postwhore status!

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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 12:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

best of wishes for you (and your lads).
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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 12:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I hearby submit an official proposal to modify the Eater Articles of Incorporation, as follows:

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Eaterversaries may be claimed by Eater members at any time within 6 months of the actual anniversary. An official Eaterversary party may ensue.

Corollary: Any member missing their date by more than one week must provide a bottle of Tequila to each Mod. And not the crap stuff, either. The good shit. Y'know, with a worm in it. And if you miss it by more than a month, the member must eat the worm.

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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 1:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Trust me-the worm is textured tequila tasting-had a guy pay a barkeep $20 to fish it out because he didn't believe I would eat it.By the time you get to that point you don't care.No,you do not hallucinate in spite of the myth.

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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 1:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Happy Eaterversary and love all your post.

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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 1:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Congrat's for hanging in there! Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 1:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Congrats on both counts!~ Smile

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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 2:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

huh i missed my two years as well Cachuma, by <strike>two</strike> four days Sad

oh well Laughing

edit b/c I can't count

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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 4:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Congratulations Cachuma for the 2 x 2,000, that is great timing (as usual!). Wink



Also to JJJ for your 2 years. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 4:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Happy double whammy, Cachuma! Very Happy Hey, you came back, that's all that counts! Very Happy clapping clapping clapping happy crowd happy crowd happy crowd happy crowd happy crowd

edit: OOPS! Congratulations to JJJ, too! ^share the accolades and balloons. Wink

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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 4:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Cachuma wrote:
Any member missing their date by more than one week must provide a bottle of Tequila to Pastor Frank, And not the crap stuff, either. The good shit. Y'know, with a worm in it. And if you miss it by more than a month, the member must eat the worm.



OK, Carry on. Wink

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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 5:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

JJJ - Woohoo! Now it's a REAL party! And you don't even have to eat the worm. Very Happy

Congrats on your milestone!

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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 5:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Late to the party as always. Sad I hope you saved me some tequila, though I'd prefer '59 Lafite. Wink Great to have you here so long, Cachuma!

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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 5:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

JumpinJayJay wrote:
huh i missed my two years as well Cachuma, by two days Sad

oh well Laughing


Happy eaterversary JJJ

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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 5:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I also cracked the 7000 post mark and didn't even notice. Congrats all round. It's great we celebrate the fact we have no lives. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 6:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^Just for that, you have to eat SEVEN worms.

See Pastor Frank. He has all the empty bottles with worms in 'em. (Unless Doc Holiday got to them first...he apparently LIKES the worms!) Shocked

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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 6:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I noticed the 2000 nth post, but I thought you didn't want to make a fuss Embarassed Wink

Well done, darling! Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 7:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

As more and more are adding their milestones, I'll cheat and just say congratulations to all of you forgetful people for all the milestones you missed.

Well Done.

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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 9:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

oo party party


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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 2:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Congrats to everyone's late celebrations!



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I guess I better keep a closer eye on my post-whoring so I know when my celebration is! Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 3:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nanny Ogg, it looks like you get to be one of the "honored guests" as well...you are not that many posts away from your own 2000 mark.

But since you missed it by SUCH a large margin, you have to eat the worm.

Crack some more bottles open! More tequila all around! We need more worms! (Nurse Nasty and Doc Holiday already ate the ones we had....)

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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 3:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Congrats Cachuma! I am not buying you a hairbrush though...

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