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junebug
flumpted


Joined: 18 May 2009
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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 9:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I just had to share this, as it is my first bait and I have hit the jackpot. I told my lad my chauffeur was robbed going in to the Western Union office (the lad had sent me the address, and it was a VERY bad part of town) and this is a snippet of the response I got [are all lads so wonderfully creative?]

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i went home and i told my mum and she fainted saiying that the only hope we have has flumpted so she was rushes to the hospital and i was there with her since morning,even the $50 i told you that is the only money we have has been used for deposite in the hospital.And doctor said that she has HBP so demanding for the balance of $150.So the main problem is that the rev.which use to asist us when things are like this travel to neigbouring country for missionary journey and will come back on sunday.


Needless to say, I am thoroughly charmed.... ROFL.

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limburger
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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 9:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If the site awarded a "lad word of the week", there's no way flumpted could be topped! Congratulations on a nice reply.

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so your job is to hack some body job you go die and you must run mad in this country all generation will go to hell fire i must get you and i will troll way you inside beach idiot as you hack my money and you crate email dey write richard as you do it i will spoil the job . idot --Steve F
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Master of Puppets
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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 5:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Nice reply Very Happy I'm sure you'll be able to find him a new reverend Wink

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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 5:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

How devastating that their hope was flumpted. I'm sure you'll raise their hopes again for future flumptation. I'm sure they deserve it. Wink

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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 5:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Must be the sound she made when she hit the ground. Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 6:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 9:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^ nice! we should make this a regular event Smile

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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 10:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Agreed!

THE FLUMPTY OF THE MONTH AWARD GOES TO...

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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 10:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

We get so many great lad words why not find the best every week. Very Happy

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Wright B Hindyou
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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 11:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, judging by past years, we're going to have to work hard to maintain standards.

Last year, we had:

* This your behaviour is irelevant and crospolos character.
* you make fool of me in front of my most pestrigeous colleegues
* Unoftunatelly....
* My agent had a tribble actident
* will never stand in your trustless quations

And from the archives:

* we dont want her to be come a newsant to the society.
* the misstake of your name was a typogirifugical error
* remain repturable
* you will die noe by noe you idult
* stop emailing me with some bushites

So, the bar is set very high. Bring 'em on... Very Happy

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junebug
flumpted


Joined: 18 May 2009
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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 12:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

oooohhhhh thank you thank you! This is terribly generous -- only here a week and a half and already won an award! I'm going to frame this one! Laughing

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"i went home and i told my mum and she fainted saiying that the only hope we have has flumpted so she was rushes to the hospital." --Miss [email protected] R^do
"Listen Madam, I have a wife and she is a woman like you. I cannot mingle in such a stressful and aurgument process."
"You can go to hell with it. Let the Psalms in the bible judge you Lacadaisically."
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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 6:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Great siggy material! Who needs a comedian when one can bait lads? Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 7:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Flumpt me once, shame on you...
Flumpt me twice, shame on me.

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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 8:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I flumpted as we fell to the hospital! Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 10:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I like the word incandesces from, "
Our is not ready to receive your incandesces message".

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Listen very openly Barrister Koffi Adams forward to this or what you sent to him how der you sent such a thing to him with is age am very disapointed in you if by your next mail you could not comeplete sending the right way sorry.

Even my little child know how to send money and give to the taker on how to take it so

Austria is a the name of a country near Australia.

This are the details we required from you so our customer cab infect payment to you.

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PostPosted: Sat May 30, 2009 1:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm kind of partial to "stredded" Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat May 30, 2009 1:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Arnold Schwarzenegger's comeback film:

The Flumptenator

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PostPosted: Sat May 30, 2009 4:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Flumpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Flumpty Dumpty had a great fall... Laughing

Congratulations, junebug, on such a predigitationas awrd! and you have been flumpted, too under your name as well. Nice. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat May 30, 2009 5:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

WOW! Is that a record, for a new member to get a custom title? I was here for almost a YEAR before I got mine!

I'm jealous.

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PostPosted: Sat May 30, 2009 6:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Congrats, junebug on your lad, your award, and your custom tag! Eater is a great place, isn't it? Very Happy

May all your lads always be flumpted when they encounter you! Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat May 30, 2009 1:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You know what happens, though, early success is soooo stressful. You wonder if you'll ever shine quite so brightly again, or if your 15 minutes of fame is entirely spent. I [heart] Eater. You guys are the best. I will endeavor to live up to your high hopes. Razz

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PostPosted: Sat May 30, 2009 2:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^
I'd bet on you and I bet only with loaded dice. Nice work (as per usual Wink).

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PostPosted: Sat May 30, 2009 4:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome Junebug and I love your new custom tag!

Custom tags are very special and it is wonderful to see that you have been appreciated by the powers that be Wink

It looks lovely on you, so wear it with pride.

Congratulations too for flumpting out your lad. I hope I can do that to a few lads myself.

Thanks for sharing your fun ladisms. Very Happy

Well done!

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PostPosted: Sun May 31, 2009 2:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Love it, junebug!
Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun May 31, 2009 9:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Now, the key will be to work "flumpted" and all these other marvelous words into your everyday emails with the lads. Gawd, I love de-education. Wink

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you make me feel like crying

Why is it so difficult to receive money from you.I am having a hunch that you are delibrately making it difficult for me.I want you to remember all the problems you have put me through from your first bank transfer to the second one to our London account to this very western Union that you sent more than a week ago. You are putting me through all kind of stress just to receive money from you.

kindly please for God sake re-send it again in a proper way

you are making things so complicated for me...i can no longer condole all this stress you are making me pass through

Your are so honest i like the way you act.

you are playing games with me, but I still want to beleive in you because I have no much choices right now.
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