Pimping Dora

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Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 7:19 am

After great deliberation, I have decided that this site is missing a thread that honours the lovely Dora.

So what is great about Dora?

Well for a start she has wonderful cup-cakes (or at least I fantasise that she does) Embarassed

Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 7:44 am

and her peeps are very entertaining too Wink

actually I can think of a few things just lately that it could be Cool

Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 8:18 am

[girlykisses n hugs] Dora [/girlykisses n hugs]

She IS simply wonderful. Witty, helpful, clever, and makes Eater so nice, funny and welcoming.

Wink

Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 8:31 am

Let's all donate together for a nice present for Dora.
Here's a nice suggestion:

Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 8:33 am

^^^^ That is disturbing on so many levels.

Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 9:41 am

^^^

Very "differentiating the essential from the ephemeral" Princess X style.

Wink

Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 10:32 am

I love you, girlfriend! Very Happy

Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 11:11 am

Dora also rocks for being the Guinness record holder 'power flirting' (somehow she has the ability to make all 137 of us feeling special Laughing

) and for being a ferocious and extremely effective fake ladsite killer at the same time. Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

Got you some Clearasil

Sorry thought that said pimple Dora
She is a sweetie isn't she

Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 1:04 pm

Everyone loves Dora

Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 2:00 pm

I've talked to Dora a time or two. She seems alright.

Love ya, Dora! Very Happy

Elite Baiter Joined: 16 Jul 2008 Posts: 1407

I heard that Dora was a virgin, until Swiper swiped it in a game of "I'll show you mine if you show me yours".

Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 2:16 pm

I think I've found the real Dora

Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 2:31 pm

I agree with y'all! Dora's a sweetie. Very Happy

Is she real? Confused

419Eater is my life Joined: 08 Aug 2008 Posts: 475

I have heard

Quote:

She is a sweetie isn't she

could this be true ?

Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 4:22 pm

Oh my! What a nice way to wake up! Very Happy

Thank you so much HitchHiker! A thread just about me? You are so sweet! And just for you, some of my cupcakes:

To the wonderfully poetic and master of woo Murry: [kisses and hugs]

I believe I may have a slightly naughty peep pic. Could this be the Spooners? Shocked

[girlykisses] Kate! [/girlykisses]

You are simply the best at everything you do! An Enchantress that has everyone under her spell. I am happy to call you my friend. Very Happy

Dear wokabo

I was trying to make an invisible message to you; however it kept making my whole post secret. I shall have to leave you a message separately. Wink

Eater's Sweetheart, Corona:

I love ya too! There is no better cheerleader in the world!

Nanny, how did you know I had a pimple today?? It must be from all the sweet cakes and cupcakes I have been eating over the past few days. So many celebrations here on Eater. Do you ever get tired of cake?

My dancing sweetie, MBL! Thanks for the Doras! I changed my avvy today, just for you!

Tastysnack, did you have to out my virginity status?? Swiper told me he would never tell. How did you find out?? Embarassed

B8er, there are days that Dora really has the devil in her. Today is not one of those! (Maybe.)

Titania and frank.lester :

I do try to be nice to everyone. Most of the time, I can. And I sure hope I am real. As real as you are, anyways! Laughing

To my dearest, sweetest, FB Valentine, who rocks my world, Dutch:

How could I ever choose among the great guys here on Eater? I love you all and could never settle for just one! I may be a power-flirt, but y'all make it too easy. I am the luckiest girly on Eater!

And Bluth: Yeah, I have talked to you now and then. You seem to be pretty cool. Maybe someday, we can be friends?

Thanks so much everyone!! This has really made my morning!

Edited cause Dutch rocks my world and I forgot the 'l' - Dora Very Happy

Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 4:57 pm

Yes, Dora is the best!

Good morning Dora!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

Quote:

Do you ever get tired of cake?

NO

Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 6:15 pm

She hates Slightly and likes me. What more could someone ask for?

Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 6:19 pm

^^Hating you also...

Really she seems to like/tolerate you and Harry, so she may need some psychiatric help, but she seems cool other than that.

Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 6:22 pm

love you gf!

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

My dearest BFF, we have been through so much together. Shocked

I won't go into details but you sure know it!!!!!!

I can't imagine a more deserving person to have a thread devoted to them because you are so fun.

You are always so helpful and kind and you make Eater a lot of fun.

For those of us who were a little shy, you bring out the best in us.

You can have your grouchy days too but 99.9% of the time you are perfect. Wink

Don't go getting the big head because your avatars head is big enough. Laughing

[girlie kisses] Love you sweetie [/girlie kisses]

HitchHiker you are so sweet

Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 6:29 pm

At last!!!
A thread where all the Eater rejects can post.

Maybe now you lamers and oddballs will stay out of my worship thread and let those more worthy adore me in peace.

Lardass wrote:

he hates Slightly and likes me. What more could someone ask for?

And that's going to upset me how?
Being liked by Dora is the same as being a fan of Michael Jackson - you know he sucks and you wouldn't admit to it in public because people would realise what a knob you are.

Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 8:15 pm

Lyrics to "Adorable" < originally sung by "The Drifters," 1950-something-ish >

Adorable, dorable, dorable, dorable baby

You're adorable, sweet as can be
You're adorable, a dream girl to me
You're all that I hoped my love would ever be.

You're so loveable, when you're in my arms,
You're so kissable, when I hold your charms
You're mine, you are so divine, my adorable one.

You must have come from heaven, because you thrill me so
My heaven starts at seven sharp
You start my heart to glow, glow, glow.

You're so huggable, so clinging, so nice,
You're excitable, when kissed once or twice
And soon you'll be mine alone, you adorable one.

p.s. This is merely a girl-to-girl theme song suggestion from my (very) long-ago teenage years, which was brought to mind by this thread in your honor;
I wasn't meaning to suggest any girly-girl physicality between us (Not That There's Anything Wrong With That !) Cool

Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 9:57 pm

Don't be mean Slightly Sad