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 BUY A MITSUBISHI UTE IN OZ AND GET A FREE GOAT!!

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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 7:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/world/5609347/mitsubishi-offers-free-goat-with-ute/

A 'UTE' is an abbreviated term in Ozspeak for 'utility vehicle.' which are extremely popular with tradesmen ('Tradies') here Down Under.

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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 8:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Do you get to choose the goat?

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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 8:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Send me $99 and I will match you up with a seller of goats that is interested in acquiring a UTE

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8070635.stm
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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 9:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I know a car-dealer in my city (in Europe).
maybe he will pick up the marketing-idea.
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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 9:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Depends on how good looking the goat is

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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 9:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

hmmm

The Aussies have really got a strange notion of what constitutes In Car Entertainment Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 9:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Modify the OP and edit a comment, I suggest (emphasis added):

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Mitsubishi Motors New Zealand general sales and marketing manager Peter Wilkins said the economy's recovery was in the hands of the rural sector, and goats, like Tritons, were "hardy, versatile units which will integrate directly into existing farm operations".

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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 9:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

If the purchaser already had enough goats, Mitsubishi would supply a no-goat package including a five-year/100,000km extended warranty, five free warrant of fitness inspections, 5000km road user charges, five years of roadside assistance and $500 of genuine or approved Triton accessories.

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Q1 are the fitness inspections for the goat?
Q2 how many goats is enough goats?
Q3 how do you float a goat?
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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 9:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Yastreb
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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 6:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

irishemigrant wrote:

it's SHEEP in New Zealand, not Goats Shocked

Goats aren't as cuddly and warm when you're camping in the hills Very Happy


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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 10:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@Irish, I'm not poking a stick - I'm simply pointing out that the story clearly relates to New Zealand, not Australia. Hell, it's not as if Kiwis don't resent being lumped in with Aussies except on Anzac Day!

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