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Badgerbait
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PostPosted: Wed May 27, 2009 6:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Just Google "free catalogs" and be sure to look for ones that send a paper copy. Very Happy I am sure she probably wants to be contacted by various suppliers of anything one can think of by phone. Enjoy the ride life is to short not to!

Also, to quote a great important person whose name at this moment I forget:

"Never regret anything that make you smile!"

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PostPosted: Wed May 27, 2009 7:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Among other catalogs, there's one I think would be a hoot.

Dr. Leonard's

This catalog contains health-care items for the *ahem* over-50 set, including Embarassed personal and intimate items.

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PostPosted: Wed May 27, 2009 11:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Itching powder is a lame prank anyway. Go with Revenge Crabs. edit: NSFW
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PostPosted: Wed May 27, 2009 11:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Not that I would ever advocate any such thing mind you,but blow in magazine subscription cards that are easily harvested in c stores can be your friend.

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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 12:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The crabs! Laughing Laughing Laughing I could not do that, but I know someone or two that would. Very Happy

I'm on with the magazines. jump_4_joy

Correction, I'm only forty-twelve and forgetful. Mr. Green

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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 2:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Change of subject to voice my latest bitch:

I wish that along with Caller ID one could also have a “spam filter” on the phone to send telemarketers to Never-Never Land. There is the Do Not Call list, and I’m on it, but I sometimes get the impression that some telemarketers use that list as a list to call from.

I got a call today from some “unknown name” at an “unknown number” (discovered after the call, as I cannot read the display without my magnifier). The recording said to press “6” to “lower my credit card interest now.” Since no company name was provided, I knew this was a “cold call” and not from my one and only credit card company.

I pressed “6” – when a live person answered, she said, “Did you press 6 to lower your interest rate?”

I said, “No, I pressed 6 to tell you that I’m on the Do Not Call list, and you shouldn’t have called me in the first place.” I had just had a struggle with some recalcitrant software and was not in the best of moods, wanting to take it out on someone, and this telemarketer was an easy target.

Her response? “Yeah, whatever,” in a very bored tone. Clearly, I was not the first person to press 6 to tell them off about calling someone on the DNC list. Perhaps their agents have been trained specifically to be rude to DNC people.

Unfortunately, I have no information to supply to anybody I wanted to complain to. But I felt better after I said, “With that attitude, this is probably a scam,” and hung up. I’m sure I didn’t even make a dent in her boredom, but it made me feel better. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 2:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^Even if you're on the Do Not Call list, they can still call you for market research or if they have an exisitng business relationship. There seems to be a lot more of that going on now. With telemarketers, my object, as in baiting, is to get them a lot more upset than I get myself. You can always say, "Yes, I'd like to get my interest rate lowered. Please tell me what you have to offer" and then put the phone down on your desk. Eventually the phone will tell you when it's time to hang up. Sometimes the telemarketers will go on talking for several minutes before they realize you just aren't there.

Or, if they are a live one, calling them a few really vile names can sometimes get them angry enough to argue back at you. When that happens, you have the unique opportunity to ruin their whole day.

The best news is that company that called me, and probably everybody else in the USA, about extending my car's warranty, has been totally busted, heavily fined, and put out of business.

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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 3:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Telemarketers are the go, I keep them on the phone as long as I can, Simply keep changing the subject. Talk about all sorts of things, In fact anything that has no relation to what there trying to flog you

But if you really want an entertaining afternoon, Wait for the 7day's to front. invite them in, and don't let them leave. And feed them gallons of tea. talk about all sorts of interesting things. Then when they look all embarrassed and want a piss, tell'um the dunny's blocked, and your waiting for the plummer. Then start a long detailed conversation about that.
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