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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Sun May 17, 2009 4:09 pm |
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A US teenager who was thwarted in an attempt to rob an internet cafe armed with a hidden banana ate the "weapon" before he was arrested, police say.
John Szwalla entered the shop with a banana concealed under his T-shirt and demanded money, saying he had a gun.
The shop's owner and customers overcame the hapless thief and called for help, but they said the teenager ate his "weapon" before the police arrived. |
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8054448.stm
I wonder if there were any lads in that cafe. And if there were, did they crap their pants or get hungry. |
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HitchHiker
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Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Sun May 17, 2009 7:38 pm |
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John Cleese was right.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfIkMXw_YM4 |
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r2d2
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 19 Apr 2009
Posts: 796
Location: in a galaxy far far away
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Sun May 17, 2009 8:09 pm |
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police are searching for the rest of the bunch |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun May 17, 2009 9:04 pm |
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This would be just the case for the Peelers:
or Emma Peel:
Edited to put in an image that might just work... |
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May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Wed May 20, 2009 1:08 pm |
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The picture of Emma Peel doesn't work.  |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed May 20, 2009 1:41 pm |
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Seagoon: Don't move, Signor Gonzales Mess, née Moriarty - hands up.
Moriarty: Seagoon, put that banana down!
Seagoon: And leave myself defenceless?
Moriarty: Sapristi Bompet!
Seagoon: One step nearer and I fire!
Moriarty: Ha ha, you fool - you can't fire bananas! It's -
FX: [Two shots]
Moriarty: You swine - it was loaded!
Seagoon: Of course! You don't think I'd threaten you with an unloaded banana, do you? |
The Goon Show: The Affair of the Lone Banana
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| And here is the news. Early this morning two masked men broke into the GPO and stole postman Neddy Seagoon. Police believe Seagoon was rendered unconscious by a blow from a weighted banana, a photograph of which was found nearby. |
The Goon Show: The Stolen Postman |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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