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 This Banana is Loaded.

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Slightlyoutofit
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PostPosted: Sun May 17, 2009 4:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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A US teenager who was thwarted in an attempt to rob an internet cafe armed with a hidden banana ate the "weapon" before he was arrested, police say.

John Szwalla entered the shop with a banana concealed under his T-shirt and demanded money, saying he had a gun.

The shop's owner and customers overcame the hapless thief and called for help, but they said the teenager ate his "weapon" before the police arrived.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8054448.stm


I wonder if there were any lads in that cafe. And if there were, did they crap their pants or get hungry.

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PostPosted: Sun May 17, 2009 7:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

John Cleese was right.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfIkMXw_YM4

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PostPosted: Sun May 17, 2009 8:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

police are searching for the rest of the bunch
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PostPosted: Sun May 17, 2009 9:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This would be just the case for the Peelers:

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or Emma Peel:

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Edited to put in an image that might just work...

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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 1:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The picture of Emma Peel doesn't work. Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad

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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 1:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Seagoon: Don't move, Signor Gonzales Mess, née Moriarty - hands up.

Moriarty: Seagoon, put that banana down!

Seagoon: And leave myself defenceless?

Moriarty: Sapristi Bompet!

Seagoon: One step nearer and I fire!

Moriarty: Ha ha, you fool - you can't fire bananas! It's -

FX: [Two shots]

Moriarty: You swine - it was loaded!

Seagoon: Of course! You don't think I'd threaten you with an unloaded banana, do you?


The Goon Show: The Affair of the Lone Banana

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And here is the news. Early this morning two masked men broke into the GPO and stole postman Neddy Seagoon. Police believe Seagoon was rendered unconscious by a blow from a weighted banana, a photograph of which was found nearby.


The Goon Show: The Stolen Postman

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