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 I tried to tell my friendly yahoo-yahoo boy a joke

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drab
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PostPosted: Sun May 17, 2009 11:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

But he didn't get it?
I thought it was pretty universal:
"Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
If it had four it would be a chicken sedan."

He didn't get it. Oh well, I will have to try harder to make my new friend laugh.

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PostPosted: Sun May 17, 2009 12:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I don't neither if I am honest

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PostPosted: Sun May 17, 2009 12:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I thought it was a good one Smile

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PostPosted: Sun May 17, 2009 12:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Jay. You gotta be a Yank to appreciate it.

An equivalent in proper English would be this:

"Why does a chicken coupe have two doors?
If it had four it would be a saloon".

If anyone else has any American "jokes" that they would like translated into real English, feel free to PM them to me.

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PostPosted: Sun May 17, 2009 3:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ we are two nations divided by a common language
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PostPosted: Sun May 17, 2009 3:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It might not be just a language thing. In a lot of countries chickens are just allowed to roam free around the yard and do not necessarily live in a their own "house" (coop).

To clarify a bit further: "yard" in the US is "garden" to those who speak "proper" English.

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PostPosted: Sun May 17, 2009 4:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
In a lot of countries chickens


Don’t you mean chooks Wink

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PostPosted: Sun May 17, 2009 7:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

HarvestMoon wrote:
It might not be just a language thing

oh, i think it is.

i just looked in websters, and it seems that coop and coupe can be pronounced the same way in the usa.
hence the joke is a wordplay to american ears.

in england we always pronounce the 'e' in coupe, as we recognise it as a french word which ought to have an accent.
but we pronounce coop same as our american brothers, so it's not funny to our ears.
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PostPosted: Sun May 17, 2009 10:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
If it had four it would be a saloon


Do you mean the chickens would be drunk? Confused

Yes - another discommonality in language. In the USA, a saloon is a drinking establishment, what the Brits call a pub.

But you knew that, didn't you?

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PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2009 4:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Squirrel Nutkin wrote:
You gotta be a Yank to appreciate it
Hey! Don't imply I'm a Yank. What an insult to a Pom.

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PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2009 6:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This lad needs to laugh a bit more. I think a joke a day is in order.
My submission.:

Q. Why do cows wear bells?
A. Because their horns don't work.

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PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2009 6:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Q Why do elephants have big ears?
A Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom..

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PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2009 6:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Brings a whole new meaning to the old gag ...

Q. "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
A. "Because it's coupe was on the other side"

Anyway ... I got the first joke ... and I'm a Brit. (Good morning to all of you out there in the colonies)

What do elephants use for tampons?
Sheep.

Why do elephants have long trunks?
Because sheep don't have strings.
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PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2009 10:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

In that vein

Q What do vampires use for teabags?
A Used tampons

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PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2009 11:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@drab - A comment or joke like that will completely go over a lad's head. I doubt he would even try to understand it.

To others, please remember we have thread dedicated to jokes below

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=134462

Lets try to keep the jokes that are told for the sole purpose of telling a joke in one place

Very Happy

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