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Hello I'm New here! Joined: 12 May 2009 Posts: 4

So I got 3 e-mails off this site and 2 wrote back so far. Heres what I wrote and their responses.

1:
ME: A friend referred me to you after receiving an e-mail from you. I'm the priest of the Church of The One Eyed Snake, and I can assure you the funds will be used in Gods name. Before we do this however I will need you to send me an e-mail outlining your situation again. God bless you,

Father Dickinass,
Church of The One Eyed Snake

Him:Good Day,

Thanks for your response and your willingness to aid the people in need,
am 59 yrs of age a British woman but married to a Ghanaian without a
child, my husband died about 4yrs ago, I was diagnosed of cancer three yrs
ago and since then my health condition has changed and I know that I won't
leave long again according to my doctor and that is why I decided to give
out this money which I inherited from my late husband to the charity so
that God will receive my soul when i dies. I don't even know your religion
but whatever it is; I need this money to be utilized judiciously to the
people in need.

In your response, do indicate the copy of your ID card/passport and your
full address including your telephone numbers to enable me introduce you
to my account office and instruct him to release the fund to
you so that you can carry on this assignment without any delay.

I am waiting urgently to hear from you,

Thanks and God bless you.
Mrs. Alice King,

NB: please you can call me on this very number+233245441102 but remember I
am 70% deaf so you have to talk one by one to enable me hear you properly.

2: Me:A friend forwarded me an em-ail you sent him about the situation in your country, as he thought I would be able to provide assistance. I own a very profitable company, so I know how to deal with money. I see you have around 13 million dollars that you need invested, is that correct. Get back to me as soon as possible with all the information I need to know, and a what I can do to help. Thanks,

Jerk Meoff,
CEO, Cuntfucker Inc.

Him:Dear Jerk Meoff,
CEO, Cuntfucker Inc.

Thanks for your urgent response, Am very happy for your willingness to
assist me and my little sister who is in the hospital for some months now.

Please as we have explain to you in our first mail. This money has been
deposited with a security company here in Abidjan d' Ivories in West
African by our late father Mr. Tone Yengeni from Zimbabwe. He made this
deposit with the company as family valuables in a trunk box as consignments
belonging to his foreign business partner, who he didn't give any name and
he explain to the security company that the box because as we have
contacted you now as the foreign business partner of out late father. We
have to submit your details information to the security company for the
claim and release of the trunk box on your name.

So you have to resend your details information again below because the
security company have to call u or send an email details to you and explain
what you need to do. Please I will like you to find a good business
investment where we will invest part of this money and you are the head
until we finish our education in your country.

Your full name, telephone and fax number,home address

For your assistance, we will give you 15% of the total sun.

Thanks
Fred Yengeni

Just wanted to make sure these sound liek scammers. Ill post the original messages soon if I can still find them.

The third one was this:Hello, my name is Jerk Meoff, CEO of my big company. I work with Security Companies often, thus my friend forwarded your e-mail to me as he knew I could be of assistance. I am very sorry to hear about your husband, and the fact that people are trying to kill you is horrible and I feel like it is my obligation to help people like you. 25% if plenty, I will only accept 1 million of the 14 million dollars, you need it more than I. I am fine not contacting by phone as my phone is being tapped by crazy whore of wife anyhow. Please get back to be soon so that I can help you get your 14 million dollars.

Jerk Meoff,
CEO, Cuntfucker Inc.

Mod edit: I combined your two posts. Feel free to use the edit button for any afterthoughts to a post -ghost

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

redline420 wrote:

Father Dickinass,
Church of The One Eyed Snake

I don't use baiting names like that for one reason. Let's say that the lad responds and it turns into an awesome extended bait. Then a slightly more educated lad is looking over your lads shoulder at the internet cafe and tips him off to the joke name, the bait is instantly ruined.

IMHO, the amusement factor is not worth the risk.

Edit: Sorry, I missed this part.

redline420 wrote:

Just wanted to make sure these sound liek scammers. Ill post the original messages soon if I can still find them.

Yes, 100% scam.

Edited several times as I screwed up the quote tags. I need to use the preview feature more often.

Hellish Taskmaster Joined: 31 Dec 2008 Posts: 537

All three of them are scams.

Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 2:39 am

You shouldn't use baiting names like that because it could offend the virgin eyes of members of this pure and unadulterated forum.

Oh wait. I get it! Dickinass! BWAH HAH HAH!! Oh, that's great.

Seriously though, I don't get it.

Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 5:26 am

Both of those are very typical scam formats. In a short time, you will be able to recognize scam Emails by merely reading the subject line. There is always some refugee who wants to mail you a gigantic box of money or a dying widow who has decided the best way to donate a fortune to charity is to send it to a stranger randomly chosen on the Internet.

lad wrote:

we will give you 15% of the total sun

I wonder how he is going to manage to pull that off Laughing

That might not even be a typo. It wouldn't surprise me in the least bit if lads want people to think they can deliver 15% of the sun. Where would someone even keep that Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 13 May 2009 Posts: 56

Right next to me 1/4 of the Moon!

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 12 May 2009 Posts: 4

Oh ok, I was just trying to set them up to hold a sign with that on it. Anyways I got to write back soon, so I'm going to try to do that today.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 12 May 2009 Posts: 4

And the 3rd one wrote back:Dear Jerk Meoff,

Thank you for responding to my message, which I believe is from your
sincere heart. I am very sure that everything would be possible and
successful. What I plead for is sincerity and one mind. Your help will
bring joy and happiness to you and us in your country. I am 44 years
old with two little children and we have been suffering here in
Philippines since the death of my husband. This deposit is all we
depend and hope to live with in the future under your care. And the
money would be invested in your country so that you would personally
handle it and make it grow.

This is why I contacted you for an assistance, after the death of my
husband, his brothers set his office on fire to make sure I did not
lay hands on any of the vital documents in the office. So, they
succeeded to seize all his properties leaving me with nothing. It was
then that I realized the fact of what my husband use to say when he
was alive that you can find real trust from someone you never knew
before, than from a close relative who could easily become jealous of
you. This made me to understand why he deposited this money the way
he did . And to the glory of God, this is all I hope and depend on for
the future of my children, what they will often use to remember their
father.

My husband packed this money in a trunk box. He deposited this box
with a private security firm . He told the firm, that the box contains
FAMILY VALUABLES. That it belongs to his foreign associate. He said
this because he does not want the firm to know that the box contains
money. My husband has no associate , so he did not write any name as
his associate.

Now that he is dead, the box can only be released to his associate. I
contacted the firm and they said I should introduce my husband
associate because it is only the associate that the box can be
released to.

I want to introduce you to the firm as the associate of my husband,
you will contact the firm and ask them to bring the box to your
country by diplomatic means. Because, the company can bring the box to
your door step with a diplomatic TAG OF NO-INSPECTION placed on the
box.Or you will travel to the country where the deposit is, then
release it and take the money to a bank there for onward transfer to
your account in your country.
When you receive the box, I will find a way so that you can send me
money here for my traveling arrangements of coming to your country
where I will live all my life. After the box has been delivered to
you, you will take 1million as you said for your kind assistance, then
you will also assist me in investing in your country and we shall
agree on how to be sharing the profits from the investment every year.

Please , if you understand all I explained, I would want you to send
me your complete contact address and full name so that I will
introduce you to the firm and also send you the necessary information
of the deposit, that you are supposed to know to prove that you are
the associate and then you will contact the firm. Please, if you have
any questions let me know.

Thank you again for accepting to assist me ensure the success of this
transaction. Also, I wish to let you know that this is 100% risk free
because I am the only one that knows about this deposit and its
content. And I plead that it remains between you and me.

Yours sincerely
Elizabeth

Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 3:37 pm

Quote:

Or you will travel to the country where the deposit is, then
release it and take the money to a bank there for onward transfer to
your account in your country.

I love it when they say that - I find this opens the door to your traveling and wasting a lot of his time - act all excited, you'd never considered traveling to Africa before but what an exotic place. Ask about weather, tourist areas, rain forests, beaches, can you buy a parrot...all sorts of stuff he'll have to waste his time answering.

This takes the pressure off the money for now, you are bringing it with you after all.

When money is brought up, talk about how your friends and family are excited for your new opportunity but they question how much you'll actually see for your efforts, can you talk about splitting the money now, etc...

Of course you'll need a passport and make plans to take off work...

You can book a flight that isn't near him and see if you can get him to travel to meet you there...

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 12 May 2009 Posts: 4

ahahha ok im going to write back now. one question though, what is this firm thing she's talking about ,like she wants me to call these people and discuss with them. and she says shes from the phillipines.

Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 5:06 pm

But she said:

Quote:

Please, if you have any questions let me know.

So ask her!

I'd suggest sending her your character's full name and address like she requests (so she knows you are for real and keen), and then asking her whatever you are not clear about. She presumably wants to send you the email address of the 'private security firm' (who will need some fees paid). Her and the security firm are probably the same Lad. You can therefore have the fun of writing to him twice over.

Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 5:10 pm

And keep whining to the lad about the incompetence of the company... that's a load of fun. Also when they introduce barristers, go ahead and keep asking the original lad if the barrister is competent enough and that you think him to be about as smart as a retarded goat's bottom.

Indirect abuse is fun and they can hardly complain about it without you getting suspicious Wink

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