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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2009 5:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

One of Sky TV's many cock-ups.

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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2009 6:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I also find this tends to upset them too...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/table/default.stm

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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2009 6:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ohhh noooooooo..................don't wind up people from Bolton. I was just illustrating Sky's incompetence.

Trust me....................Bolton is great.

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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2009 7:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I,ve lived in Bolton for years and they dont take upset easily, unless of course they are Wanderers fans to whom upset is the default emotion Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2009 7:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I heard Brett Favre wants to come out of retirement and join a team in your area...

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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2009 11:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

For the benefit of people who are not British - how did Sky TV cock up this one exactly?

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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2009 6:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm sorry Yast, it really is a very 'local' joke but I will endeavour to explain.

It all stems from 1455 and The War of the Roses. The Houses of Lancaster and York fought for the British throne with Lancaster victorious.

Today there is rivalry between Lancashire and Yorkshire really only in sport but many 'Yorkies' have very little time for Lancashire folk and visa-versa.

Bolton is a fine Lancastrian town and birthplace to the great Fred Dibnah who was quite a local celebrity and television presenter.

For Sky to call him a Yorkshireman is tantamount to saying Bob Hawke is a Kiwi or Dame Kiri Te Kanawa is Sydney's famous opera singer.

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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2009 9:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

i doubt any foreigners would have got that without help inkerman.

i'm a brit, and i was focussed on the 'scam' in 'scammonden bridge'
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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2009 9:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

They breed them tough in Notlob

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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2009 1:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi R2,

Were it to be any other mistake, and Sky make plenty, I wouldn't have bothered. It was just rather relevent.

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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2009 10:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oor Wullie wrote:
How to upset folk from Bolton
Just point out they live in Bolton, surely?

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PostPosted: Sun May 17, 2009 5:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I didn't get it at first either. I thought you were going to say sky made him look soft by making him wear a safety hat instead of his flat cap while hot riveting a boiler plate. Wink

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PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2009 10:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I work (sometimes) and go uni in bolton, Just take the supplies of cheap alcohol, 10 Bensons gold and Lambert and butler away, You will be upsetting the chav/certain other major population.

Someone at the uni asked me why theres just pie and mobile phone shops.

Or say the warburtons bread advert makes the whole of Bolton inbreeds "Gimme 6"

Or some are very proud of the Uni, Just calling it a polytechnic is enough aswell.

Oh wait I thought this was the lets piss people from Bolton off

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PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2009 1:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I hear that the M61 is cobbled as it passes Bolton.... Smile

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PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2009 2:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It used to be but the Scousers nicked all the cobbles Razz

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PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2009 4:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

For the non Brits, Scousers are http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_81lFc-qrc

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PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2009 5:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Jay leno wrote:

Or say the warburtons bread advert makes the whole of Bolton inbreeds "Gimme 6"



I heard you can circumcise someone from Bolton just by kicking his sister in the jaw.

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PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2009 6:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

i always thought the lanky v yorkie stuff was a joke . my dad is form Lancashire and i have never heard any anti Yorkshire stuff form him or any of my family over there . i have heard one thing on the tv said about yorkshire men but not said by anyone from lancashire by the way . short arms deep pockets .

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PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2009 6:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I always thought a dictionary carries some influence

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PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2009 9:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

No need for dictionaries at Bolton Uni, Its not called the "copy paste poly"
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PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2009 10:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ true that but they want you to do it yourself now (Shock horror)

I was referring to some spelling in this thread about the dictionary

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PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2009 10:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ You mean "referring".

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PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2009 11:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I did Smile

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Slightlyoutofit wrote:


I heard you can circumcise someone from Bolton just by kicking his sister in the jaw.


Don't you mean the persons sister who is also their mum?

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To continue the Bolton theme I included this little nugget in one of my current Church baits.

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God bless you my child for showing interest in out humble Church. I apologise for not getting back to you sooner but as an active medic as well as a Reverend I have been actively busy in the Bolton leper colony doing what little I can to ease the suffering of those poor creatures.

I believe you wish to become ordained as a reverend and establish your establish your own Church in your community?

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PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2009 7:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If I might return to the OP's original question Rolling Eyes

Suggesting that Peter Kay isn't actually that funny.

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