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notobescammed
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PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2009 7:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

In response to one of my pet's, I decided to sprout a random language (which I made up) to him....

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Castor franks jut as man ye tremolo asakin da money is fantastico, wet oran de stipple fot destrol. Ach da money alcha craperi delta western send?

Polo Roncho

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Awwww..... He's confused

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Attn: Prunella Scales

You have to write in english or translate your message to english for us to process your fund.

John Smith


But of course, I can only read English, not write it Laughing

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Vasto John

Spreche littler Englishico, strabberto hasty tremendous inta cuallico.

Wastaa trelem hasto inda rallegi?

Cansto ich more detail?

Pollo Roncho


He's intruiged and want's to know what language I am speaking...

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Dear Prunella Scales,

Please what kind of langauge are you speaking so that we could seek for translator. Because I have never come across your langugage before.

Please specify your spoken language.

John Smith
Control Officer
Foreign Payment Department
Bank of England


I decided that a trip to the outer hebrides in Scotland would be nice at this time of year, but you have to be careful of those sexually transmitted diseases...

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John Smith

Imbo racncha aka satoko von da island im Scotland. Hammy stule in da ratchet Scottish, askew knowla da languagina?

Pesto un trenslator in da bem homo sex treppid herpes?

Cannes teadii?

Pollo

Prunes



But unfortunately, he can't find a Scottish translator Sad

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Attn:Prunella

We are sorry to inform you that we are unable to get a scotish translator, you are hereby advice to source for someone who willbe transalating for you as we did not understand your language and we can not complete the release of your payment without the due procedures.

Get a transaltor and write in English.

John Smith
Control Officer
Foreign Payment Department
Bank of England


Anyone care to translate for him? Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2009 7:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

http://www.whoohoo.co.uk/ has a number of translators to different British dialects - Scottish, Cockney, Brummie ...

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PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2009 8:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'll translate, what's he paying?

Actually there's a chance for a translator to chop some cash here if anyone bites

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PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2009 8:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Do we happen to have a "Translator" in any toolkit which just happens to "process" translation in up to five minutes per sentence? (hint hint) Wink

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PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2009 9:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

i think the lad needs to pay for an interpreter Wink

and be sure to include phrases like 'western union' in your messages
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PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2009 5:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

PM Sent.

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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2009 12:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Marthataran wrote:
http://www.whoohoo.co.uk/ has a number of translators to different British dialects - Scottish, Cockney, Brummie ...

Strewth sport that site is lower than a goanna's bum, must have been created by a septic tank or a bludging kiwi.

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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2009 1:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Jeez, he speaks a lot of languages....

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Attn: Prunella

If you can wite in Spanish, Portuguese, Greek, Norwegian, Polish, French those are the languages I understand very well.

Send your contact information to process the release document of your fund.


Time to get our friend Inkerman involved to do some Scottish Translation at £100 P/H

Perhaps you could give him a discount if you can translate into your "1st language of Greek"?

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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2009 2:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If you like I could give him a ring, using my finest Rab C Nesbitt brogue, although someone will need to translate the outer Hebridean for me Wink

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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2009 4:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Och mon, ye dinna ken how tae blether.

Yon sassenach Sm1th will be greetin' by line twa.

He'll have his first few pro gratis.

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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2009 4:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Tell him you only speak Jockanese. Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2009 4:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Jings Crivens an help ma boab
He disnae unerstaun yer havers?
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I'd engage one of the many Nac Mac Feegles to translate
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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2009 4:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing ok so Nanny and Inkerman have got the teuchter market sewn up,

Im still available for threatening glaswegian drunk services...(no actual voice changing required) Wink

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