Lads fear the Wrath of Cammy (there's profanity!)

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Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 11:02 am

Mr 1ssac J0hn of 3co Bank seems to have become wary of making angry.

There was this exchange:

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CAM1LLE YOU WILL FIND ATTACHED TO THIS EMAIL YOUR PAYMENT SCHEDULE FOR YOUR FUNDS TRANSFER INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT PROVIDE IN AUSTRALIA.

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Don't call me "Cam1lle". To you I'm "Ms Wh1te" - and that's interesting, because on that fucking payment schedule I'm "Mr Cam1lle Wh1te"!
For fuck's sake - how many boys get called "Cam1lle?"
Not even my father would have been that cruel.

And this one (underlining in original):

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THIS BANK RECIEVED ANY MONEY ABOVE $3,000USD WITH AN ACCOUNT DETAILS, BANK TO BANK TRANSFER BUT CAN NOT GIVE YOU AN ACCOUNT FOR THIS LITTLE AMOUNT $1,650USD.
LASTLY THIS BANK BOARD OF DIRECTORS AND THE BOARD OF TRUSTEE HAS HELD A MEETING AND MUST INFORM YOU THAT THE $1,650USD MUST BE SEND THROUGH THE WETERNUNION MOENY TRANSFER AGENT OR ANY OF THE MONEY GRAMM AGENT WITH THE IFNORMATION OF OUR REGISTRAR YOU HAVE MR. NW0SU 3MMANUEL. PLEASE WE HOPE YOU ARE CLEAR HERE?

(Looks like they were getting nervous!)

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Are you shitting me? $1650 is not a "small amount" in your neck of the woods! According to Wiki it's about nine months out of the average yearly income there - it's like an Australian bank refusing deposits of under $30000.
One other thing - I don't give a fuck what your board, and you, say I have to do. I don't have to do what you say - I don't work for you! Have you forgotten that I'm the customer and you have to do what I want?
Now give me the bank account details, and no more arguments!

Or another (emphasis added):

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WE AKNOWLEDGE THE RECIEPT OF YOUR EMAIL, AND BE REST ASURE MS CAM1LLE THAT THIS BANK IS NOT TRYING TO SHIT YOU AS A CUSTOMER, BUT THIS IS NIGERIA AND NOT AUSTRALIA AND OUR BANKING RULES AND REGULATIONS HERE ARE NOT THE SAME WITH THE RULES AND REGULATIONS IN YOUR COUNTRY AUSTRALIA.
FIRST OF ALL THERE IS KNOW ACCOUNT TO PROVIDE FOR YOU FOR $1,650USD FROM THIS BANK. REASON ONE ALL THE ACCOUNT TO PROVIDE FOR YOU TO MAKE BANK TO BANK TRANSFER IS THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT ACCOUNT WITH THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA AND ALL WHATS BILLIONS AND THE BANK DO NOT RELEASE ANY IS THAT CLEAR.
SECONDLY YOU MUST SEND THE MONEY THROUGH THE WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER OR MONEY GRAMM AGENT TO AVOID DELAY OF MAKEING TRANSFER OF YOUR FUNDS INTO YOUR ACCOUNT IN YOUR COUNTRY, YOU AND I KNOW THAT WESTERN UNION OR MONEY GRAMM TRANSFER IS EASIER AND FASTEST WAY OF RECIEVEING SURE AMOUNT IS THAT CLEAR TOO.

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I'm not talking about any rules here - I'm talking about something that makes no fucking sense; if you don't do bank to bank transfers under three thousand bucks you'd have fuck all business! If your rules actually state that, then you should be out of a job. So do you get me now?
Another thing - you're talking about the fastest method - I don't know why you've got such a hard-on for speed. I don't give a shit how long this lasts for, I just want things done my way.
So stow the crap about what I must do and get on with doing what you must do, and stop giving me orders.

And then today, timestamped 0943 (emphasis added):

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WE ARE STILL WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU WITH THE PAYMENT SLIP OF THE PAYMENT OF THE $1,650USD.
GET BAK TO US URGENTLY TO KNOW WHAT IS HOLDING YOU MR CAMILLE.

But wait - at 1000 (emphasis in original):

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WE ARE STILL WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU WITH THE PAYMENT SLIP OF THE PAYMENT OF THE $1,650USD.
GET BAK TO US URGENTLY TO KNOW WHAT IS HOLDING YOU MS CAM1LLE.
THERE WAS A TYPING ERROR HAVE TO CORRECT IT IMMEDIATELY BEFORE YOU GET ANGRY INSTEAD OF MS THERE WAS MR IS A TYPING ERROR RIGHT.
THERE WAS A TYPING ERROR HAVE TO CORRECT IT BEFORE YOU GET ANGRY.