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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2009 11:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A new recovery scam hit my inbox today:

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We received a report from British High Commission in Nigeria,Benin Republic,Ghana and Bokinafaso . This is a report of scam against you and other British/US citizens and Malaysia. They said that Your name was among those scammed as listed by the West Africa Financial Intelligent Unit (WAFIU). We know that those criminals might have scam you a lot of money but we promise you will recover all your lost money and what ever they take from you.


Then:

Quote:
Are you ready and still intresting to recieved your fund and recover back your lost money? can you co-oprate and comply with the rules and regulations guiding the POLICE FORCE?
We want to assure you that once this matter is fully registered by you officially. We are given you only two weeks to get all those criminal arrested and they must provide all the money you lost so far.


Straight onto the money:

Quote:
we are hereby to inform you that Before we carry out an investigation with this report, You are required to registerd and renew the case file report with the sum of ($105) one hundred and five united state dollars only, before we should foward for the arrest of those criminals, and we promise you that before two weeks, you will receive your fund and recover all the money you loss into this transaction.


They want to know all about the scammers, and add:

Quote:
Lastly state clearly the current stage of this transaction (e.g how much actually where you expecting from the theif who calls himself fake Secretray , Bank manager, courier company manager, Barristers and fake diplomat etc. These people are fake, please you should stop any further communication with those scammers untill we get them arrested.


But here's the kicker: the address line is

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Deputy (Superintendent)of Police
3ric Hop1ey
Office Of The US Interpol
Interpol Agent Department
Benin District,
1 Mills Cir # Pd1, Ontario, California 91764
Tel. Phone +229-xxxxxxxx


And at top and bottom were JPEGs depicting the Ontario Police Department and the seal of the City of Ontario, Southern Caifornia...

Words fail me. This does not happen often.

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PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2009 11:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yastreb's Geographically challenged lad wrote:
You are required to registerd and renew the case file report with the sum of ($105) one hundred and five united state dollars only


I always return the email and tell them that I lost 20 times that value, but if they want to send me $105 USD just for my initial compensation claim I am happy to receive it. Although, with this lad Yastreb, the cheque might end up on Mars or Narnia.

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PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2009 11:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

It's amazing that lads want paying up front before you know if they up to the job. I ask to see evidence of their competence before I agree to send a penny.

Wouldn't it be a lovely old world if you could send someone a bill out of the blue for work not yet tendered?

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PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2009 11:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Laughing

My next post will be the most brilliant thing ever typed on the internet. To read it you must send me $45 USD via Western union.

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PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2009 11:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

"scammed as listed by the West Africa Financial Intelligent Unit (WAFIU)."

Almost a contradiction in terms!
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PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2009 11:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

There is an Ontario, California. It's near Los Angeles.

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PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2009 12:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Well don't we look like a bunch of idiots. Laughing Laughing Quick everyone edit your post. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2009 12:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

LOL_sign I always heard people say that California was another country, I just didn't realize it had it's own dialing code. Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2009 12:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

sir scam alot wrote:
There is an Ontario, California. It's near Los Angeles.


And here I am assuming it was in Texas along with Moscow and Paris. Live and learn!

Incidentally, quite a different Lad popped up to redraw the map - when Captain Mal queried a request from a Barclays Bank Lad to send money to the Royal Bank of Scotland in Aberdeen, he was told:

Quote:
i received an instruction from the Internal revenue that you should remmit the money into this account and also this will reduce the tax rate because the bank is also here in london.

R0yal bank of sc0tland is in existence here in london and that is the major bank account that is being used by the Federal Inland Revenue.

Sir, kindly follow the instructions that i gave you here and remember to send me a SCANNED COPY of the Payment Slip immediately you have paid in the money into this account that i have provided for you here so that i will use the payment slip to receive an Authorisation From the British Cabinet Council and Federal inland revenue.

C0le L0g1st1cs is the major Name and Account that is being used for lower tax payment and if it goes directly to the British Government Account the Tax rate will be very-very high and thats what am trying to avoid.


Well, he's going to get slapped - the Internal Revenue is never going to suggest something that would result in reduced tax!

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PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2009 6:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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There is an Ontario, California. It's near Los Angeles.


It's not some little podunk town either. It's got an international airport and everything...definitely a better place to fly into than LAX!

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PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2009 6:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Lad geopolitics is a refined act of lunacy, and rather wonderful in its own way.

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PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2009 11:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

After that impressive intro, the Lad dropped the ball - right under the subject header ATTENTION M4LC0LM R3YN0LDS it reads:

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Attn: Bruce D1m1troff
We received your email and we assure you that justice must be done as long as you comply fully with to help us achieve your aim in this matter. Your case file was submitted for onward investigation. But before we carry out on this investigation , You have to register and renew the case file report before we should foward to the arrest of those criminals. And we promise you that before two weeks, you will receive your fund and recover all the money you loss into this transaction.
So get back to us with the required informations needed from you aswell as the renew and registration fee of your case file to enable us proceed further. And we hereby promise you that as soon as we hear from you, we will commence with the investigation and you will recover you fund within two weeks time.
We advise you to try your best and make the registration fee available to us, and also provide to us the needed informations as we required to enable us proceed further to the arrest of the crimininals. Note that without the registration fee we can not proceed.
You can send the registration fee to the information given to you below via money gram or western union money transfer .
Receivers name: 3mmanuel 4noka
Country: Benin Republic
City: Cotonou
Question: Where
Answer: Benin
Amount: $75 usd.
If you are willing and ready to comply with these request to eneble you recover back your loss money, kindly email us back immediately with the registration fee so that we should carry out on the investigation.
Waiting to hear from you as soon as possible. You can call us on this telephone number for more clearfication <snip>
Regards.
Agent Emmanuel


No longer do I merit the Inspector - now it's just the Agent. Incidentally, they share a phone - facilities must be on the poor side.

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PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2009 12:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I had a voicemail from a Nigerian lad trying to do a Chinese accent as Dr Jun Shan Lui, from Bankok, Japan. Rolling Eyes

Sadly Roy had spent their cheque money in the Flying Horse and the Weatherfield Casino, then crashed his new Corvette on the Red Rec. 'Search' found the thread in AUDIO , but the audio link is long dead. LINK

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PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2009 1:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

According to Google maps there's a shopping mall and a Hyatt hotel at that location in Ontario. There's a Haagen-Dasz and Starbucks but no Interpol. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2009 2:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Maybe it's in two places at once. Deputy (Superintendent) of Police 3ric H0p1ey is at the Office Of The US Interpol, Interpol Agent Department, Benin District, at 1 Mills Cir # Pd1, Ontario, California 91764. Agent 3mmanue1 4noka is also at the Office Of The US Interpol, Interpol Agent Department, Benin Republic District, and has the same phone number, but wants the fee sent to him in Benin, not California.

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PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2009 2:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

As an area code, 229 is in Georgia. But as a country code, it's Benin. So it appears that Interpol in California has a Benin phone. That's only logical. Wink

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PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2009 2:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Everything about that format in silly and offensive. Why would the lad bother to start making sense now?

Ontario PD/US Interpol/Benin district. With an address in Ontario, Ca but a phone number in Benin. Even by lad standards that is goofy.

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