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Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
Sun May 10, 2009 1:05 am
I met a man today who is living life to the fullest in spite of having broken his neck three and a half years ago. He does "stand-up" comedy (his own description), and we will all hear of him soon, I think. He is engaged to a young woman who is a bilateral above-knee amputee and a runner.
He told of his time in a rehab hospital (a county facility, as he had no insurance). Because of this hospital's location, there are a number of patients who have gang affiliations.
One day my new friend was checking his emails, and a gentleman sporting tattoos all over his body (at least what could be seen of it ) rolled up behind him and looked over his shoulder. The following conversation took place.
Tattooed man: Are you on the internet?
My Friend: Yes I am.
TM: Kin I axe you a serious question?
MF: Uh, sure.
TM: You know how they buy stuff over the internet?
TM: You do that?
MF: Uh, yeah.
TM: So you know how to do it?
TM: So how do you steal stuff?
My friend knew better than to point this man in the direction of 419 scammers. He'd have learned quickly and taught the lads a thing or two we'd really rather they didn't know.
Mod edit - topic title edited due to post being reported - SP
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those words really made me felt completely bad..and i had to dust my ass and wipe tears Micheal David
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weareborg Elite Baiter
Joined: 07 Sep 2008
Location: out there in the wide blue yonder
Resistance is futile
assimilation is paramount
Why am I such an evil bastard, Mum said I take after my father
My mum to betray to you huge hi,
You have changed my world and you makes me so Un-happy! Everyone around me can see that!
I wished to eat.... Has opened a refrigerator... But, in it it is empty.... Now I am compelled to go to shop...
To my girlfriend 30 years yesterday were executed, and was very cheerful.sounds like a dead party
Honey I understand all our complexities in our meeting! We should overcome them!!! Please,
do not look back, only forward!!! We together will pass fire, water and copper pipes SHIT not the copper pipes
Pastor Frank Moderator
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Location: Illuminati HQ
Sun May 10, 2009 2:52 pm
I don't understand..
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R
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HitchHiker Lotta's Bitch
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
Sun May 10, 2009 7:23 pm
I think I understand, but don't ask me to explain.
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Fake Bank sites killed - 1 x
Vogons unite against 419.
you bloody nigeria scammer you scamm me of 6,800pounds : Billy a cheque scammer.
Bloody hell I've been ninja'd
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Nanny Ogg "Bruce"
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Sun May 10, 2009 7:37 pm
Basically, take a real life store , you can take up a tv/bottle of wine/fridge and run, so how can you do that on the internet?
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