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Cathy2008
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Do we have a thread for poems our lads create/plagiarise for us? I was particularly moved by this little effort:-

My love the deeper I look, I can feel your hand
Pressing softly against my chest, on my heart
And I know now, you’ve made me understand
That you’d never again tear my world apart
Oh baby I can see everything I do
Because I’m so in love with you
I can feel this time my heart is true
Because I’m so in love with you
I’m so in love with you
Looking at your lips, I hear you whisper my love
Just like you’re standing here beside me
I can feel you there, my angel my truelove
I can feel your warmth running so free

So moved, I in fact moved off the sofa and poured another glass of wine whilst giggling inanely.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Funny you should ask, I was thinking that very recently

The bonus being that we can have our own modification that we send to our pets, hopefully they will steal them and leave the modifications in

perhaps we need to look more closely at this idea

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Even better idea Murry. I am all for "educating" them. Current mode of education is to get as many smutty words as possible into quotes from the bible. And of course, my spelling is always pretty bad...........

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Even funnier I have been collecting for a slim volume.

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From:
Sent: 28 March 2009 19:09:50

I love you like I love a day
when everything goes right
I love you like I love to lay
and watch the stars at night
I love you like I love the rain
its lustful calm embrace
I love you like I love to laugh
until it hurts my face
I love you like I love to drive
with no real destination
I love you like I love the thrill
of pure infatuation
But most of all I love you like
I love a cherished friend
Who holds me tight, dries my tears
and loves me to the end

Sent: 30 March 2009 12:36:34

I want to thanks you for everything you have been doing for me.
You have giving me hope when I have lost it all thanks again for been my angel.

When I lay and think, in my bed at night,
the day you'll be Mine, seems very close in sight.
I toss and I turn, dreaming of you,
opening my eye's... checking if my dream came true..
It didn't, again, and a tear starts to roll,
weeping quietly... my pillow I hold.

Many sleepless nights I've prayed for you, my love.
God touched my soul from heaven above by you
He's answered my prayers for my bride to be.
I've never felt this lucky, God did this for me.
That's a question I asked each and every night.

He must think your special, and I know he's right.
No other has made me feel so complete,
my whole life was lived, just so we could meet.
All these thoughts and more going through my head.
I fall asleep not worrying, but dreaming of you... instead

sexy poem for you‏
Sent: 01 April 2009 12:45:06

I ask if I may kiss you.
You just smile; no answer is necessary.
My initial kiss is just a flirting of our lips.
My tongue lightly flicking -
Like I am asking, "Do you want me?"
The tip of my tongue runs all around your lips.
Touching every part,
Inside and out -
Over and over again.
Tickling you, tickle, tickle, goes my tongue.
Now I press my lips gently to yours.
Rubbing your lips back and forth against mine.
My kisses are hot and fast.
I cannot rest long in any one place.
I have such a need to go on.
I trail kisses of passion all over your face.
Then back to your mouth.
Our tongues dance together.
We are exploring.
I circle your tongue with the tip of mine.
You echo the pattern back to me.
I lick the sides, underside and the top.
You echo back.
I suck your lower lip.
You echo back.
We repeat, repeat, repeat.
The sensations are driving our emotions.
We are wild for each other.
You thrust your tongue in and out.
The movements are rhythmic and stabbing.
Simulating our love making during mating.
I ask again, do you want me?
I can tell that you do.
No words are necessary.

Am I corrupting this innocent little lad?

Sent: 01 April 2009 14:03:48

It began as all fires do,
a spark soon ignited into a blaze of warmth and colourful delight.
You held my hand, became my friend,
earned my trust and my future once again looked bright.

Loneliness turned to hope,
emptiness filled up with dreams.
Hunger was satisfied,
and the darkness lit by love's moonbeams.

Tears no longer hit the ground,
they fall on your loving shoulder.
I feel younger,
as our love grows older.

When sorrow leaves me wilted as a sun-parched rose,
your comfort is a river that flows and flows.
The sun's light, the morning dew,
they are all the beauty that is you.

When passion ebbs,
as tides do,
love fills the wake,
and carries us through.

Your strength is as the oak,
but if it is my need you bend like the willow.
My heart is filled,
like a lucky sail with wind to billow.

Harsh cold winters,
wet springs, blissful summer heat, and the fall of time,
They'll weather my spirit,
with grace and peace, your hand in mine.

Our love's sweet creations, joyous children,
blessed am I thanks to God and you.
What greater beauty could shed light,
on the love that came from two.

Love's sweet reflection,
laughing, growing, thriving, learning.
Words cannot express what my heart feels,
how strong my love is burning.

When God took one home,
I felt my heart would never again see the sun.
But you, my love, walked with me, through the sadness,
and together we share the memories that keep our Heart's one.

The lines of age will etch their mark on us
and time will take the strength from our bodies.
But love's brush will paint for us a picture of such beauty,
That a hundred lifetimes could not remove their glory.


Poem for you my love‏

Sent: 02 April 2009 11:07:43

this is a poem for you My queen of hearts

worked your art
You spun a web
Around my heart
How beautifully
Your deeds have spread
Each intricately
Woven thread
With strands of care
You dried my tears
Your gentleness
Dispelled my fears
Your wisdom
Helped me understand
And patiently
You held my hand
To give me courage
To brave the storm
With kindness
You have kept me warm
Your passion
Lit a glowing fire
That filled my soul
With sweet desire
You're all
That I was dreaming of
For the web you spun
Was made of love


Sent: 02 April 2009 20:29:39


What Is There,
To Believe In During Life,
Nothing Lasts,
Aside From Strife,
Life May Perish,
Life May End,
Our Soul We May Give,
Our Soul We May Spend,
But Our Love,
That Eternal Flame,
Will Never Dim,
Will Never Change,
It Will Forever Last,
When All Other Lights Leave,
For You Light My Life,
You Make Me Believe.

Erotic PoeM for you My Queen‏
Sent: 03 April 2009 05:54:37


How many times have I thought of you
And the many things I’d like to do.
I sleep at night with you on my mind,
A night with you, Oh! I can only imagine.

Your white robe is what I see,
I wonder, wonder, how it would be.
If I could touch your lips with mine,
The thought of this is so divine.

I want to see you without that robe,
Your body to touch, caress, and probe.
I’d lay you down, your body to admire,
One look at you, sets my soul on fire.

I want to feel you, touch, and kiss,
send you into . . . . heavenly bliss,
I want you, need you, feel my desire,
Me inside you, I would never tire.

I could make love to you all night long,
It would feel so good, it couldn’t be wrong,
These are my thoughts, what I fantasize,
You’re all too perfect in this man’s eyes.

A short Poem for you‏
Sent: 03 April 2009 05:55:48

How blessed I am that you are in my life
Not a day goes by when I do not think of you
You make everything alright
To you I do not have to prove myself
For you know me
I love you

How blessed I am that you are in my life
How honoured I am to be a part of yours
Memories made and shared
With you the one I love
My friend, my lover, my queen
'Til the end


6 April

You walked lightly into my life
Captivating and lovely to my mind,
At first, I never cared who you were
Now I don’t know who I am without you,
You spoke to me
I felt my world change,
You held me
I heard my heart awaken,
You loved me
And my soul was born anew
You walked lightly into my life
Now my heart knows who you are
And with every breath
And every step
I take down lonely roads,
Your hand is my staff
Your voice is my guide
Your strength my shelter
You’re passion my awakening.
You walked lightly into my life,
And all my pain
You took as your own,
And all my fears
You cast into the sea,
All my doubt
Lost in your eyes,
You walked lightly into my life
And no matter if you choose to stay or go,
My life is forever changed,
Just because you loved me
For a moment in time.
And because I choose
To love you
For the rest of mine


24 Apr. 09

In My dreams I lay a kiss on your lips,
so gentle and delicate
is like picking the drops of dew
off the petals of a rose.

I hold you close and feel safe,
sheltered in from the rain,
from the storms that grow and surround me.
I take your hand and look into your eyes
and see a heart made of gold and soul so pure.

You see you are an angel, an angel to me.
I could not help but fall madly in love with you,
the one who stole my heart.

I’m glad you did
because I could never find one such as you...
Some one who makes each day the best,
each laugh the longest,
each tear the saddest,
and a life, my life, worthwhile.


a poem for you my love
Sent: 29 April 2009 22:15:48

You are my air
The sun in my day
The moon in my night
The spring in my step
You are my everything.

You are the stars in the sky
The birds in the trees
The shimmer, the sparkle, the shine.

Without the light you put into my life
I would be nothing
A single leaf on the ground in autumn,
Lost, forgotten, alone.

Before i knew you,
I was nothing.
Now I am everything,
With you at my side,
I am invincible!

Feel the same my baby,
You are loved so much,
I love you now and forever
You are my darling, my baby, my love
You are my everything

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PostPosted: Sun May 03, 2009 10:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That's quite a collection DevilWoman!

Another one from my poetic lover. Where DO they get them from? They are written much better than my lad types......

Quote:
I've searched for you
Beyond the stars,
Throughout the years,
And so very far

Somehow I knew
That you were out there,
But that's the thing...
I didn't know where.

When I couldn't find you
I just kept crying,
But I couldn't give up...
I had to keep trying.

she’s out there, I'm thinking.
I continued my search
For the love I was seeking.

From hour to hour,
And from place to place,
I didn't give up
In this heart-rushing race

The days went by,
As well as the years
It had brought me nothing
But painful tears

Then all of a sudden,
There you stood...
Like a beautiful angel
Floating in the woods

Where have you been?
All of my life
I long for the moment
To call you mine.

In love's embrace
We'll be together.
Our love is protected
And will last forever.
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PostPosted: Sun May 03, 2009 12:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Here you go Cathy. A lot of the love letters and poems I get from my pets come from here. When I google them these sites pop up.
It would be very easy to take these and switch the words around to some pretty freaky stuff back to them.
Hopefully they could use the new and improved versions to pass along to their other friends. Wink

http://www.lovingyou.com/

http://www.lovinghugs.com/sub-cat.php?catId=62

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PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 1:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This is to ladettes,they are so lazy,that don´t write any poems to men(us),even we need those as much as wimen...hah..

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I'm the world's most impossible bitch.

Guard Ladette

I'm a ladette with a very firm bite
I'll give you rabies any old night.
I'll give you sprue, beriberi and gout
If you just so much as nuzzle my snout!

I've got fleas that are big as a bird
They can suck you dry in seconds, I've heard.
I've got worms that are bigger than eels
So if you're wise then take to your heels!

Don't touch my tail and don't touch my paws
I'll give you dysentery, leprosy, yaws.
Don't scratch me if you don't want to itch
I'm this world's most impossible bitch!

Don't even think of stroking my skin
You'll get nine complaints from this perilous cur.
Carotid damage may well be your fate

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PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 2:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Great Poetry Peter Wink

Not sure if we could get a lad to use it in his script, but so very true

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PostPosted: Mon May 11, 2009 1:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I have one at the moment who LOVES his crap poetry (and for reasons only known to himself sending the same email twice).

Though he CLAIMS to be a "beat producer" and has sent me a stack of stuff he claims to have worked on. I'm going through them and hopefully I'll find one he hasn't ripped of some ACTUAL nigerian musician.

What he doesn't know is that I'm a keyboard player myself so I know a bit about beats (What? I'm NOT the ditzy middle aged housewife he thinks I am??? Who knew?). I love it when he talks about things that aren't actually possible in recording land (Not that I correct them or anything)

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PostPosted: Mon May 11, 2009 2:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Songwriter:Arnold Fraudster
Composer:George Saggy

Lad Rap.

I don't wanna be cute, tonight I want to get nasty
Let me drop this mayonnaise, baby, in your salad
Slide your hand in my pants if you want to grab it
Bet as soon as you touch it, you call me "big" daddy
Want to lick all over you before I let you have it
Hold your legs open for me so I can really pack it
I'm already rock hard, you ain't got to jack me
Bet the tip of this tongue make you really like it
Picture us on the floor with no clothes on
You eating me, I'm eating you, **** we both grown
Let you ride me tonight off your favorite song
Tonight a special night, baby a freak is born...

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PostPosted: Tue May 12, 2009 6:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

has anyone heard of a poem about someone throwing clay balls away with diamonds inside, something about throwing them away and finding diamonds inside, think my sisters tangled up with a scammer and she said he`d sent her a poem using that in the verse

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PostPosted: Wed May 13, 2009 2:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sorry but you haven't given us much to go by

I will soon be in bed dreaming of what I will be telling my pets tomorrow soon, but if you could post some more details we can look into it for you

You could also post any info at Scamwarners or even read through the romance baiting FAQ for some tips on how to spot a scammer

Feel free to PM me or if you like, Ralph from Scamwarners has bugger all to do so get him off his lazy arse and contact him, you will find his email address in his suggy line over at Scamwarners.

Dont tell him I told you but he is fairly knowledgable with love scams and better equipped to help you than I am although he is probably about to log out for the night as well

ask any urgent questions on either site and somebody will be able to help you

And please, dont mention I said he is lazy either, he sends me abusive emails when he finds out I have done that Wink Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 11:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

She walked by my side
Yes Agnes. you did.
She repeated some verses.
It seemed to me that the river, the lakes, the moon
were singing of things
ineffably sweet.

Written for you (Agnes) by Mxxx.

I have never written a poem for anyone in my life, but you have made me write this poem for you....

Scammer goes on to say, "I wish not to write poems too often"

Well, got that right. He did not write this poem, I did some online research and it came from a famous poet, I cannot remember which one at the moment, the title was 'Madame Letoures Lover'



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PostPosted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I love pets,specially those which can talk,unfortunately we have to control their actions time to time with a hard hand,to make them understand that we are their real masters Very Happy

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