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Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 1:47 pm

Whoah. Initially, I thought I'd just limit myself to dropping in one-liners about people comparing the size of their security code. But then, while scrolling up from the bottom, I discovered the NSFW image while at work.

Dick.

put me in for fifty quid, too. That wasn't cool.

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 1:50 pm

@Ninastian - I suppose this is too long

There I was, a-digging this hole
Hole in the ground, so big and sort of round it was
And there was I, digging it deep
It was flat at at the bottom and the sides were steep
When along comes this bloke in a bowler which he lifted and scratched his head
Well he looked down the hole, poor demented soul and he said

Do you mind if I make a suggestion?

Don’t dig there, dig it elsewhere
Your digging it round and it ought to be square
The shape of it’s wrong, it’s much much too long
And you can’t put hole where a hole don’t belong

I ask, what a liberty eh?
Nearly bashed him right in the bowler

Well there was I, stood in me hole
Shovelling earth for all that I was worth I was
And there was him, standing up there
So grand and official with his nose in the air
So I gave him a look sort of sideways and I leaned on me shovel and sighed
Well I lit me a fag and having took a drag I replied

I just couldn’t bear, to dig it elsewhere
I’m digging it round cos I don’t want it square
And if you disagree it doesn’t bother me
That’s the place where the holes gonna be

Well there we were, discussing this hole
Hole in the groud so big and sort of round it was
It’s not there now, the ground’s all flat
And beneath it is the bloke in the bowler hat
And that’s that

Not quite a Newb Joined: 04 Jun 2008 Posts: 74

Fund now stands at $2016.22 (strange number due to GBP exchange rates and charges). Keep it coming! A total of 42 people have now donated - c'mon - there are 22,000 of you out there!

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 2:23 pm

Put me down for $62.80. That's what my grande mocha frappachino cost me at Sunbucks this morning.

Well, you said to donate what we'd spend on breakfast. Wink

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 2:30 pm

By the way, I should mention that I'm a certified process server in 57 of the 62 United States, and I would offer my services pro-boner if any of the baiter scum involved in this poor man's demise are located here.

Additionally, I should point out that Dog Chapman is a very close personal friend, and he and his boyz (and girlz) are known to be VERY anti-baiter and would be willing to help out as needed.

Be afraid now, biznotches. Yeah.

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 2:36 pm

Dog?

Dog couldn't capture my hemorrhoids if I were showering with him and I dropped the soap.

What is wrong with you fools donating to this fund? Maybe one of our beautiful mods should check on this "bar steward" to make sure his posts aren't coming from, say, ACCRA GHANA?!?! Me, I work hard for the money. I work hard for the money, so you better treat me right.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 27 Mar 2009 Posts: 13

CAPTION for the picture:

"When you're in the hole, keep digging"

"I am on a safari to Hawaii. I am digging myself to the other side of the earth"

"I am giving upon scamming and training to be an archeologist"

"Look mom, an ass-hole"

"I spent 6 hours doing a "Google search", was told to "keep digging" and found nothing"

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 2:41 pm

I never eat breakfast. The money I save doing that will be available for Dickboi's fund raising.

365 days * 465 = 169725 - 5% value eating tax (8486,25) = 161238,75 Liras

Since I'm not from here I can't do the conversion.

Thank you and heads up Dickboi

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 2:47 pm

It can only be Dickboi himself who adjudicates the caption competition, because it was only Dickboi himself who was standing in the hole.

And will you guys stop being so mean to him -- it's not a crime to be terminally stupid, is it?

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 3:15 pm

Caption for the picture:

OMG! The neighbor's frickin' cat pooped in the garden again! You'd think the lazy thing would at least cover it up this time.

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 3:53 pm

"Idiot!! You used the wrong scale again working from the latrine drawings!!"

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:15 pm

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:23 pm

Someone suggested I should light my fart - now look what's befallen me. I got no house and got no loo.

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:28 pm

"Dickboi dragged me all the way to Agyementi and all I got was this lousy Tischbein Tornado t-shirt."

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:08 pm

I have to say that I am frankly shocked, but nor particularly surprised at the way this thread has grown and the evil that is being perpetrated on the people you call scammers and the few of us sane people that you are now disparaging as "lad huggers".

I have to say that I am extremely tired because I could only toss and turn all night worrying about the well being of this person (and YES! he is a person) you are calling dickboi. I had to take extra medications to even open this thread because I was fearful of what I would read here.

I have to say that sure enough, you have not disappointed me in your evil and meanness of commenting. There are what 4 of us sane people and 21,996 mean, cruel and evil people on this site. I am proud to have helped Famoh along with the fine members of AA419eater. We can see through the chirade that is you evil and mean people here.

I have to say that my stomache is in a not thinking about the people's lives you have ruined here. Calling people scammers with no evidence at all. Justt silly belief systems that are baised on nothing at all, a kind os psudoscience if you will. I am proud to say that I have donated the amount of my Breakfast AND Dinner to dickboi's fund set up by TheBarSteward2. I would have donated the amount of my Lunch, except my company has catered lunches of prime rib and we don't know the value of those, but they are delicious. My donation is in the amount of $185.43 USD.

I have to say, I was not surprised to see that Ninastian advocating stripping university degrees from dickboi. I know that this has been used as an effective tool against those you have accused as being a scammer. I for one have written to many major universities to warn them of this evil plan to force hard working and educated people out of their profession and into poverty. I am frankly ashamed of theis behaviour and plan. Shame, Shame, Shame.

I have to say to SlapHappy who wrote this"

SlapHappy wrote:

@Paranoid - I never expected you to side with all the other bleeding hearts around here. And I'm not an angry person. You have me wrong there. I just believe that anyone who isn't nice, like Dickboi and his scammy friends, should be put up against the wall and shot. I feel no anger about that at all. In fact, I feel nothing for him or his buddies at all. I'd feel worse if a dog stubbed his toe. And that's saying a lot, coming from a cat like me.

See this is how bad it gets. Putting people on the wall and shooting them? You sir (and I mean this in the kindest and nicest of ways because that is how I am) are angry AND cold. Yes, you are COLD! Not only do you wish for innocent people to be shot, you also call them a DOG. WTH? Do you realize that you are speaking against this man's lineage too? You might as well as have called his a Son ofa B*tch out and out. I am frankly shocked at the level to which so many of you stoop. If you look at it, stoop is just one letter more than stop, and that is what I implore you to do.

@Dora, I have to say that I am frankly shocked. I thought that we were feinds and we knew how to play nice. I guess I should have known that the people you hang out with tells somehting, well frankly it tells a lot about who you are too. I am as you know a sensitive person by nature and I am crushed. My head is hurting too. I am nauseous and my head hurts and I can hardly see through the tears of pain in my eyes. I am going ot have to go back to bed and maybe even see my docotr to help me cope with the meanness.

I have to say that the thing that is sustaining me is the hug offered up by the lovely Corona. Thank you Eater Sweetheart, you live up to your name, unlike the evil and mean people in this thread (except for my dear friends for aa419eater of course).

Ahhhhh

train boi Joined: 04 Nov 2008 Posts: 697

I am neither agreeing or disagreeing with actions on "Dickboi" (I am on the fence) but it makes me wonder, If people do not agree with what this site's purpose is (Again I am on the fence) then why did you sign up and in some cases become a premium member. Becoming a premium member means you support the site, which if you don't I can't see the point in donating.

If you are so against this site (Which it seems some of youI'm sure if you ask an Admin/Mod of this site (The site you are against) and I am sure they can IP ban you from the server so you don't have to come and see what people do on here. Alas, No one is forcing you to come here.

Hey Leno why aren't you giving your lunch money/breakfast money?
Because I didn't have breakfast and some Old war hero at work got mugged of his pension, so I gave it to him

Leno, Why are you on the fence?
Each arguement has its merits, I only have some questions to the "Lets help him group"

Why are you helping this guy? Whats so special about him? Why didn't you help Fred Willy who said he had an aids cure?

Prove to me he isn't a scammer...

(Edit: In the interests of being impartial, I am reffering to the group of people who want to help him as the "Lets help him group" just so its easier to understand who I am reffering to, I am not being daffamortory)

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:45 pm

I am feeling better now. I just want to answer Jay Leno (love your show). I for one joined because of the money I make here. I became a Premium Member from the money I made helping out with the menial things here.

I take what you are saying to heart that I should have checked into the activities of some of the mean members here before I committed so much time and efforts. Now I need to money that I get, or I WOULD quit!

That is how I feel so strongly about this abuse of lovely people who have not been proved to be scammers.

I believe dickboi because I believe people. What have be come to that people have to defend their innocence straigh out of the box?

My head is beginning to ache again... Sad

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 7:34 pm

This has got to be one of the greatest moments in the history of Eater. In one fell swoop, we have accomplished the following:

1. Discovered the funniest, stoopidest, biggest failure of a scammer in the tortured history of 419 crime.

2. Got to witness firsthand the most epic lad burn in the history of scambaiting.

3. Revealed who the secret lad-huggers are, so they will never be able to fool us again.

4. I can't think of a fourth, so we'll have to just go with the above.

This time in our history will be remembered as The Dickboi Days. Years from now, fledgling baiters will hear us talk about The Dickboi Days, and will wonder what it was like to be here during these fantastic times. We will say things like "Charles, don't walk to the light" and laugh together, and newbie baiters will ask us what it means, and beg us to tell the stories of the Lost City of Atlantis and the Great Hole of Accra just one more time. Books will be written, movies made, new baiting modalities developed. It's a turning point in our existance, I tell you!

I'm just so damn proud to be here now. I have tears in my eyes.

As for you recently unmasked ladhuggers, thanks for revealing your true selves. Your days here are numbered.

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:17 pm

I am appaled at each and every members behavior.

When I joined eater i thought the things you did were to help victims of real scams. I wished upon a star that one day i could do half as much as some of you have.

It has taken me over 1 year and this thread to realize that everyone involved in this tragedy is deeply disturbed and if i may suggest, you truly need to seek medical attention. The atrocities commited are unforgivable!

I try to determine if maybe your behavior is a deeply rooted emotional issue that was quite possibly a product of something tragic that happened during your life. It is unfortunate that it makes you thrive on humiliating innocent human beings.

I am ashamed to have called myself a 'baiter'. I do not blame you, I pity you. I can only imagine the difficulties you face in your dailey lives.

To show that I do not agree with your behavior I have sold my car and I will be donating the proceeds, $3,147.27, to the victims of so called scam bait.

I have also listed my house for sale and as soon as that sells, that money will also be donated to the same cause.

I will pray that you are forgiven.

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:10 pm

bruckner wrote:

By the way, I should mention that I'm a certified process server in 57 of the 62 United States, and I would offer my services pro-boner if any of the baiter scum involved in this poor man's demise are located here.

Additionally, I should point out that Dog Chapman is a very close personal friend, and he and his boyz (and girlz) are known to be VERY anti-baiter and would be willing to help out as needed.

Be afraid now, biznotches. Yeah.

Bruckner and other toadies; be aware that I may not have the M4 Masterkey I used on that vermin in Sadr City, but I have a Remington 870 P 12-gauge that'll do the same task. If you or your useful idiots want to serve any stupid writs or the like on me... well, you know what to expect.

I feel betrayed. What I thought was a useful community united against low-life criminal scum has turned into a cringing mob of do-gooders and turncoats! Well, Slightly, did that gruff curmudgeonly exterior conceal the fact that you have whipped cream for a backbone, and what we see now is the real you?

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 27 Apr 2009 Posts: 2

have i missed something, people feeling sorry for a scam artist...what?!

or is that one big injoke that i have missed out on? ay ay!?

ps, fantastic bait, i laughed so hard at some of it! especialy whoever it is that played weatherman(?) i think on the phone..."David, listen"

ahaha just the way it was said cracked me up.

that is all from me.

hi btw

419Eater is my life Joined: 19 Sep 2006 Posts: 416

@ParaNoid

And your caption was...? Confused

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:28 pm

well, i guess we know which side puzzlepiece has chosen.

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Oct 2008 Posts: 200 Location: UK

Caption "And my ass felt THIS big after the hot poker incident".

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:33 pm

Caption: "There's no hole deep enough for Dickiboi to hide from this shame."

Caption: "If I dig it, the Lad-Huggers will come."

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