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 THE DICKBOI TRIBUTE SITE!! *** CAPTION COMPETITION p6 ***

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Ninastian
419Eater is my life


Joined: 19 Sep 2006
Posts: 416


PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Fellow Eaters

I have the great honour of presenting to you our newest member from Ladland: the legendary DICKBOI!!!

happy crowd

AKA Powel Jackson, Dr Clave Buckler, Richard Head, the leader of Hamas in Pakistan, Mrs Wotsit from the Bermuda Monetary Authority, the possibly imaginary Charles ("Don't walk towards the light Charles!!!"), several dozen more characters, and, er, Princess Beatrice of the Kingdom of Belgium Embarassed .

The man who brought you the Hamas Hooter, the Great Hole of Accra, the Isle of Wight Safari, the resurrection of the lost city of Atlantis, the world's most rubbish t-shirts, the design for the Tischbein T0rnado, several bank account details, a c-drive full of trophies, full details including photo ID of a number of active American money-launderers, the weeks of communicating by codes that he worked out one letter at a time, the photos he cut up into hundreds of pieces so they could be "securely" e-mailed, the Great Abidjan safari, the world's most expensive sofa-bed, the 65 medical insurance claim forms he filled in by hand, and then filled in all over again because I told him the form layout had been change, the blood-feud with Mb0g0 etc etc etc etc etc etc - that man is now a member of our humble online community.

He stumbled upon 419-Eater by accident (better late than never - I was starting to get a bit bored with my pet, to be honest), and he liked the idea of what we are doing so much that he decided to become a member! Nice! Very Happy

Via this thread, feel free to send him your good wishes, share your happy memories of his exploits, pay tribute to his skills(?) as a gman - and of course let's also reflect on how his victims must have felt. Fortunately, for the past 2.5 years he has been spending most of his time working as my boi for your entertainment, so hopefully no-one has come to any harm. (That and the fact that he is lazy, stupid and generally crap).

Please be quick with your comments, because quite soon he and his cronies are going to go to prison. I will be PM-ing some of you about this - we have all the evidence we need now.

Have a great day! (as he used to say Rolling Eyes )

Ninastian
aka Sir Charles Fe1ch, his oga.
Wink

PS Thank F**K I am never again going to have to listen to him telling me to get Mb0g0 to return his 200,000 f*****g dollars!!

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Closed lad accounts Several
Oh [the captive] ate his own willy!!! HAHAHAHA. I saw the look of excitement in his eyes like no other meat taste better!! yummm yummm! HAHAHAAHAHA. He cut his big right toe, his penis and penis shaft at different stages- funny funny funny!! He did this where some promiscous women do all sort of things. I know they were all thrilled. ahahahahahhhhhaaaaaa. His penis shaft was sewn to his nostril and more!! The doctor did a good job!! My men took picture of him parading him around the market square and public schools where everyone sang him wanker praises!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! I will continue to torture him unless I receive my $150,000 reward for wasting my time!! Period!

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TheBarSteward2
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Joined: 04 Jun 2008
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hey Dickboi!!

Absolute gorram pleasure to planfontickerate with you, it has been a hootysquawk to remmisplacorrate your dealings with Sir Charles. I loved the way you kept digging a deeper hole for yourself with every email.

I'd love to meet with you to discuss it all further, any chance you could travel to meet me and my trunk full of cash in Somalia? I promise to pay any expenses your incurrdrilise.

Hugs and sloppy goat kisses,

Rev. Bar Steward

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TheBarSteward2
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh, forgot to add, Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ha cough cough hahahahahahaha splutter hahahaha haha

clapping

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This is not - the greatest bait in the world, no, this is just a tribute.

But OMG - what a trip!

Thanx to Richard, Naeem, Haiji, Bob Mueller, Jeroen, Kate, Paul, David, Hafiz, and Lambert, for their sterling work in keeping me vastly amused.

Thanx for all the help and support from my fellow baiters.

beers!

Laughing Laughing Laughing

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jacky
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Joined: 12 Mar 2009
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome dickboi Very Happy and thank you for the many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many hours of pleasure you brought us clapping and for giving us extensive insight in your pathetic 'business' practices Rolling Eyes Laughing

Do stick around and entertain us a bit more, will you? Wink


LOL_sign Laughing beers! Mr. Green

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# "My Dear Friend Please Face reality and save your self from the hands of the hoodlums"
# "Partner i must warn you to be very very careful the way you associate with in Nigeria because in Nigeria today a lot of SCAM activity rules the day"
# "that's why we paste the 419 SCAM ALERT to every quater around the world"
# "..so at your earlierst confident time you rush to your banking industry and make the deposit of the $4,500usd and get back to me with the payment slip OK"
# "Take care of your self partner"
(Prof. Francis Okumagba, Office of the Foreign Remittance, Oceanic Bank Plc) Rolling Eyes
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Ninastian
419Eater is my life


Joined: 19 Sep 2006
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Well it turns out that dickboi outsmarted us! Confused

Quote:
9:39 me: CLOVE WTF IS ALL THIS NONSENSE ABOUT???
dickboi: YOU ARE BASTARD!!!!
NEVER CONTACT ME AGAIN!!!
I HAVE READ ALL AT 419EATER YOU NINASTIAN!!!
9:40 me: WHAT????!?!?!?!??
WHAT IS 419EATER?
WHO IS NINATIAN??????
ARE YOU DRUNK MAN????
dickboi: U ARE A BASTARD!!!!!
me: CLOVE DO YOU REALISE WHAT YOU ARE SAYING????
dickboi: GO AND POST IT IN ON THE 419EATER FORUM! U IDIOT!!!
9:41 me: POST *WHAT*???!?!?
WHAT IS THIS "FORUM"?
YOU'RE MAKING NO SENSE MAN!!!!!
dickboi: YOU ARE A FUCKING BASTARD!!!
me: ?????????
dickboi: I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN ALL THESE WAS A GAME.
9:42 me: CLOVE YOU WILL HAVE TO EXPLAIN ALL THIS TO ME.
dickboi: CAPTAIN MALCOLM, EMIL, ROBBIE AND WEATHERM4N ARE ALL CHARACTERS ON 419 EATERS
I READ IT ALL.
NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU PRETEND NINASTIAN....JUST KNOW I NO FOOL EVER AGAIN!!
9:43 IT IS A PITY YOUR DICKBOI IS NO LONGER AVAILABLE!!!
I CAUGHT YOU!!!!!
me: WTF IS 419 EATERS??????
dickboi: U ARE A BASTARD IF YOU PRETEND ONE BIT ABOUT IT.
WOULD YOU LIE ABOUT WWW.419EATER.COM?
9:44 AND YOURS FORUM ON THERE??????????
I HAVE CAUGHT YOU. THE GAME IS OVER!
I THOUGHT I WAS DEALING WITH A TRUE BOSS, I KNOW REALIZE WHAT FOOL I HAVE BEEN!
GO TO HELL YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!!
9:45 YOU CAN POST THEM THIS CHAT AS USUAL. [oh alright then...] TELL THEM ALL THAT I NOW WISED UP. [sorry - that would make ME look a fool]
me: CLOVE I HAVE JUST HAD A LOOK AT THAT SITE. WHAT HAS IT GOT TO DO WITH ME?
IT LOOKS LIKE ITS JUST TO WARN PEOPLE AWAY FROM SCAMMERS. ISN'T IT?
9:46 dickboi: YOU ARE A PLAYER ON THAT SITE.
CAMMY DOESN'T EXIST.
me: DO MY CLIENTS USE IT - IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE SAYING?
dickboi: YOU HAVE NO CLIENTS!!!
YOU ARE A MASTER BAITER!
9:47 I KNOW I HAVE FALLEN BUT CAN'T ANYMORE.
YOU ARE ONLY A BLOODY TIME WASTER!
YOU CAN AS WELL TAKE THIS CHAT TO DAN RADIO SHOW WHERE YOU LAUGH AT MY FOOLISHNESS AND SMILE.
9:48 YOUR FUCKING IMMAGINARY CAPTAIN IS HERE!!!\
NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR GROUPCHAT!!!
9:49 YOU CANNOT NEVER CONVINCE HIM
NOT EVER!
I HAVE READ IT ALL.
ALL THE EMAILS YOU SENT ME I READ ALL OF IT AT THAT FORUM
THE AGYMENTI PHOTO YOU GOT IT FROM GOOGLE EARTH
YOU HAD NO CONTACTS
9:50 me: CLOVE THIS IS RIDCULOUS!!!
dickboi: YOU ARE A FUCKING BASTARD!!!
me: I YOUR OGA, BOI.
dickboi: NOT EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
9:51 I FELL IN YOUR STUPID GAMES NOW I WISED UP!
YOU ONLY USED ME AS A BAIT NOW I NO LONGER SORT OF THAT
9:52 me: OK CLOVE - LETS ASSUME MY CLIENTS USE THAT WEBSITE. SO WHAT? THEY ARE NOT A THREAT TO YOU.
ARE THEY?
dickboi: YOU ARE A BASTARD!!!!!
me: JUST BECAUSE YOU FAILED TO CHOP THEM, YOU ARE ANGRY, ISN'T IT?
dickboi: YOU A FUCKING BASTARD!!!
me: lower case
dickboi: LOWER CASE MA ASS!
YOU ARE BEHIND ALL THIS. I CAUGHT YOU!!!
9:53 YOU CAN'T DENY.
THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU WILL HEAR FROM ME.
me: WHY WERE YOU LOOKING AT THAT WEBSITE ANYWAY?
9:54 ANY IDEA?
AT ALL?
dickboi: FUCK OFFF
9:55 me: NOW THAT'S JUST RUDE. LOOK - WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK TO THE CAPTAIN?
HE'S ONLINE NOW
dickboi: FUCK OFF!!!
HE IS NO CAPTAIN BUT ONE OF YOUR MEN AT 419EATER
I HAVE READ IT ALL
me: WHAT MEN AT 419 EATER??!?!?!?
9:56 I JUST DO NOT UNDERSTAND!
WHY HAS THIS GOT ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU OR ME???
dickboi: U ARE A FUCKING BASTARD!!!

[He quotes from the site]

9:57 While our lad Dickboi is in Accra twiddling his thumbs (see http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=159521&start=425) I thought it might be fun to send him along to the Russian Embassy with a comical note, written in Russian.
The lad believes that soon he will be receiving over $1m via one of the embassies (using diplomatic channels to smuggle the cash into Ghana) so he will play along.
If there are any Russian speakers out there in Eater-land, or if you know someone who could help, please could you PM me?
Thanks!!!
N
THANKS YOUR LAST POST.
THATS
me: ???????????
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "POST"?
9:58 dickboi: WOE BETIDE YOU FOR PRETENDING IT MEANS NOTHING TO YOU!
me: AND WHO IS "DICKBOI"?
dickboi: ARE YOU ASKING ME- YOU BASTARD!!!
me: YES
9:59 dickboi: THE ANSWER IS YOU ARE A BASTARD
me: CLOVE YOU SOUND REALLY ANGRY. TELL ME - HOW MANY CUPS OF COFFEE HAVE YOU HAD THIS MORNING?
10:00 dickboi: FUCK OFF BASTARD!!!!!
me: OR WAS IT THE PURPLE PILLS?
I WARNED YOU ABOUT THEM...
10:01 dickboi: YOU FATHER TOOK THEM AND GAVE THEM TO YOU IN ORDER TO WASTE PEOPLE'S TIME!
me: ANYWAY, JUST TELL ME YOUR THOERY AND WE'LL TAKE A CALM LOOK AT IT AND SEE IF IT MAKES ANY SENSE.
WHO ARE YOU SAYING IS REAL, AND WHO ISN'T?
10:02 dickboi: NONE OF YOU ARE ALL!!!!
CAPTAIN IS NOT REAL
SIR CHARLES IS NOT REAL
EMIL IS A CHARACTER
GUNTER TISCHBE1N IS A CHARACTER
ROBBIE LAW IS A CHARACTER
10:03 ASK ONE OF YOUR MEN WHO GAVE YOU THE RUSSIAN WRITE UP- I MEAN THE PARAGUAY GUY TO VISIT THE RUSSIAN EMBASSY HIMSELF
10:04 OR THE OTHER GUY WHO SUGGESTED I SHOULD SUBMIT MY PASSPORT ALONG WITH THE LETTER
me: SO IF THESE PEOPLE ARE NOT REAL, THEN WHY DID YOU BELIEVE IN THEM? I MEAN - I KNOW YOU HAVE IMAGINARY FRIENDS, BUT IF YOU ARE RIGHT THEN YOU HAVE BEEN LIVING IN THE MIDDLE OF AN IMAGINARY PLANET FOR THE LAST FEW YEARS!
HOW COULD THAT HAVE HAPPENED?
10:05 YOU BEING AN EDUCATED MAN ETC.
YOU SEE - IT MAKES NO SENSE!
10:06 FOR ME TO BELIEVE YOUR THEORY, I WOULD ALSO HAVE TO BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE ONE OF THE MOST COMICALLY TRAGIC FUCKWITS IN RECENT HISTORY!
ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT THAT IS IN FACT THE CASE?
dickboi: FUCK OFF
me: I WAS HOPING FOR A BIT MORE INSIGHT THAN THAT, CLOVE.
10:07 QUESTION IS - ARE YOU RIGHT, AND A GLOBAL FIGURE OF FUN - OR ARE YOU WRONG?
dickboi: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK OFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: WHICH IS IT?
DO YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO BE RIGHT THIS TIME?
10:08 WHAT DOES IT SAY ABOUT YOU?
dickboi: YOU ARE A TIME WASTER!!!!
me: SO YOU ARE RIGHT? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?
10:09 I HAVE WASTED YOUR TIME, RATHER THAN TURNED YOU INTO ONE OF THE FINEST GMEN NIGERIA HAS EVER SEEN?
dickboi: FUCK OFF!
me: YOU WANT TO BELIEVE THAT I HAVE MADE YOU AN INTERNATIONAL LAUGHING STOCK?
BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR, CLOVE...
10:10 dickboi: I CARE NO MORE!
me: ARE YOU SAYING MB0G0 ISN'T REAL?
10:11 dickboi: I DON'T CARE!!!!
me: BUT YOU HATED HIM. HE SCREWED WITH YOUR MIND.
10:12 YOU BELIEVED THAT HE OWES YOU A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY.
dickboi: I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!!!
me: SO IF MB0G0 DOESN'T REALLY EXIST, THEN PRESUMABLY YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL!
10:13 IN WHICH CASE, I DESERVE YOUR GRATITUDE, NOT YOUR ABUSE.
I HURT...
dickboi: PLEASE ASK WEATHERM4N (THAT'S BLUTHBANANA) TO GET ONLINE TOO PLEASSSSEEEE
10:14 YOU ARE A FUCKING BASTARD!!!!!!
DOES THAT HELP YOU GET BETTER NOW?
me: TALK TO THE CAPTAIN! JWW IS NOT ONLINE NOW
PLEASE?
10:15 dickboi: PLEASE ASK HIM TO GET ONLINE. THANK YOU
HE MAY BE AT DAN'S RADIO SHOW.
TELL HIM THAT DICKBOI IS ONLINE
me: DAN'S RADIO SHOW???
10:16 WTF IS THAT???
dickboi: OHHH ASK CAPTAIN OR YOUR FATHER HE KNOWS
me: MY FATHER????!?!?!?
10:17 WHAT ARE YOU GOING ON ABOUT????
ANYWAY - YOU HAVEN'T ANSWERED MY QUESTION: ARE YOU A FOOL WITH A CORRECT THEORY, OR A FOOL WITH A RIDICULOUS THEORY?
10:18 COULD YOU REALLY HAVE BEEN SO STUPID FOR SO LONG?
IT BEGGARS BELIEF...
10:19 DON'T TALK YOURSELF DOWN CLOVE! WE HAD SUCH GOOD TIMES TOGETHER!
dickboi: I CARE NOT. YOU FUCKING MORON!
GOOD TIMES MY FOOT!!!!
me: ANYWAY - WHAT ABOUT BR0AB? [My first baiting character with dickboi] SURELY YOU'RE NOT SAYING HE ISN'T REAL??
10:20 ARE YOU...?
dickboi: FUCK OFF!
me: I MEAN - YOU MET HIM FACE-TO-FACE, DIDN'T YOU?
dickboi: FUCK YOU BASTARD!!!!
10:21 me: OH YES - YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU NEVER MET ANY OF THEM FACE TO FACE. YOU DON'T "DO" FACE TO FACE, DO YOU CLOVE?
10:22 YOU'RE MORE OF A SMALL-TIME MONEYGRAM BOI.
FAKE ROLEXES AND CHEAP PROSTITUTES.
I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG.
NOT FIT TO LICK SIR CH4RLES'S SHOES.
10:23 dickboi: FUCK OFF IF AND WHEN YOU ARE DONE!
YOU HAVE BEEN CAUGHT! THAT IS MY JOY!!!
me: SORRY - WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE BEEN CAUGHT?
10:24 dickboi: ASK YOUR FATHER OR NANASTIAN
WHOM YOU ARE!
me: ??? DON'T UNDERSTAND
dickboi: ASK YOUR FATHER
10:25 me: ASK MY FATHER WHAT?????
10:26 ANYWAY, WE WERE TALKING ABOUT BR0AB. ARE YOU SAYING HE ISN'T REAL EITHER?
10:27 WOULD YOU HAVE SENT SOMEONE TO THE ISLE OF WIGHT TO MEET AN IMAGINARY PERSON?!?!?!?
dickboi: FUCK OFF!!!!
me: IS THAT A "NO"?
10:28 dickboi: FUCK FUCK FUCK OFF!!!
YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
me: AND WHAT ABOUT B**N? [one of dickboi’s US money launderers] IS HE IMAGINARY??????
dickboi: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
10:29 me: AND THE DETAILS OF YOUR EDUCATION IN ROMANIA?
dickboi: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS! [I know he is finding this tough, but it's getting a bit childish]
me: AND THE HAMAS HOOTER?
dickboi: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
me: AND MS DIGGS?
dickboi: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
me: AND THE WORLD'S MOST EXPENSIVE BICYCLE? REMEMBER THAT?
10:30 dickboi: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
me: AND THE BERMUDA MONETARY AUTHORITY! THAT WAS A LAUGH, WASN'T IT!
dickboi: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
10:31 me: AND ALL THOSE MESSAGES YOU WROTE IN "SECRET" CODE...
dickboi: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
me: REMEMBER FILLING OUT 60 MEDICAL INSURANCE CLAIM FORMS?
dickboi: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
me: AND THEN HAVING TO WRITE THEM ALL OUT AGAIN BECAUSE THE FORM LAYOUT HAD CHANGED?
10:32 dickboi: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
me: AND HAVING TO SEND THE HAMAS HOOTER PICTURES IN HUNDREDS OF LITTLE PIECES FOR "SECURITY REASONS"?
10:33 dickboi: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
me: AND PRETENDING TO BE CHARLES ON THE PHONE. *"CHARLES - DON'T WALK TOWARDS THE LIGHT!!!"*... LMFAO
10:34 dickboi: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
me: AND GETTING YOU TO DIG THAT HOLE!
dickboi: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
10:35 me: AND THE MEDICAL QUESTIONNAIRE YOU FILLED IN, ADMITTING THAT YOU HAD SEX WITH GOATS!!!
dickboi: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
me: AND YOUR STAY AT THE HOTEL CLIMBQUE...
10:36 dickboi: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
me: AND YOUR SAFARI TO THE IVORY COAST
10:37 dickboi: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
me: AND THE LETTERS OF REFERENCE YOU WROTE FOR THE BMA WOMAN
dickboi: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
me: AND YOUR PLANS TO SCAM THE ROMANIAN UNIVERSITY FUNDING AUTHORITIES
10:38 dickboi: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
me: AND THE HANDWRITING SAMPLES YOU PROVIDED
dickboi: THANKS FOR TELLING ME ALL THE TRUTH. I GLAD.
me: AND THE PHOTOGRAPHS
10:39 dickboi: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
me: AND THE FULL CONTACT DETAILS OF YOUR REAL LIFE MONEY LAUNDERERS...
dickboi: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
10:40 me: SO I THINK THAT ALL IN ALL, "THE DICKBOI PROGRAM" IS A GOOD DESCRIPTION OF WHAT HAS HAPPENED.
BUT UNFORTUNATELY THIS IS NOT THE END.
NO.
dickboi: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
me: YOU KNOW WHAT THE END HAS TO BE, DON'T YOU CLOVE.
WE'VE ALL HAD OUR FUN AND OUR LITTLE FANTASY ADVENTURES.

10:41 BUT NOW THERE MUST COME

THE RECKONING.

YOU HAVE SEEN WHAT WE CAN DO.

dickboi: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!

10:42 me: NO CLOVE.

YOU LOSE.

WE WIN.

dickboi: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
10:44 YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
10:45 IT WAS A GREAT LAUGH. BYE

10:46 me: IT IS NOT GOODBYE CLOVE. IT IS TIME TO START THINKING ABOUT PRISON.

dickboi: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
me: AND MY BOOK/FILM DEAL.
10:47 THOUGH YOU WILL OF COURSE RECEIVE NO ROYALTIES.
EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE THE STAR.

YOU SEE - I NEED JUSTICE TO PREVAIL.

dickboi: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
10:48 me: I CAN'T END THE FINAL CHAPTER/SCENE WITH "...AND THEN POWEL AND I AGREED IT HAD BEEN A GOOD LAUGH AND WE SAID OUR GOODBYES."
THAT WOULD BE MOST UNSATISFACTORY.
PEOPLE WANT TO SEE JUSTICE DONE.
dickboi: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
10:49 me: NOT JUST TO YOU, BUT TO B**N, D**S [two fo the US money launderers] AND THE OTHERS. (BTW THANKS FOR BETRAYING THEM!) Smile
dickboi: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
10:50 me: THEY ARE LOSERS AS WELL AS YOU
dickboi: THERE HANDS ARE CLEAN, SO YOU CAN DO NOTHING. IDIOT!
YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
me: THEY ARE INVOLVED IN MONEY LAUNDERING AND WIRE FRAUD.
10:51 dickboi: YOU HAVE NO PROOF.
FUCK OFF
YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
me: YOU WILL BE TRACED BY THE US AUTHORITES, ASSUMING THE EFCC DOESN'T GET YOU FIRST.
dickboi: FUCK OFF!
me: "FOLLOW THE MONEY", AS THEY SAY.
dickboi: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
10:52 YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
I HAVE ALREADY REGISTERED AT 419EATER

10:53 me: WE KNOW.

dickboi: I CARE LESS.
10:54 me: GOOD FOR YOU! PRISON CAN BE A GROWTH EXPERIENCE IF YOU GO INTO IT IN THE RIGHT FRE OF MIND.

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Safari Safari dickboi, Lagos-Abidjan and Lagos-Accra
Closed lad accounts Several
Oh [the captive] ate his own willy!!! HAHAHAHA. I saw the look of excitement in his eyes like no other meat taste better!! yummm yummm! HAHAHAAHAHA. He cut his big right toe, his penis and penis shaft at different stages- funny funny funny!! He did this where some promiscous women do all sort of things. I know they were all thrilled. ahahahahahhhhhaaaaaa. His penis shaft was sewn to his nostril and more!! The doctor did a good job!! My men took picture of him parading him around the market square and public schools where everyone sang him wanker praises!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! I will continue to torture him unless I receive my $150,000 reward for wasting my time!! Period!
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Ninastian
419Eater is my life


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

PS Dickboi is still on safari in Accra. What I haven't told him is that we have got the Nigerian police to agree to arrest him at the Benin border on his way back! Twisted Evil

He should be staying in Ghana for quite a while!! Very Happy

Time to reflect on what he has done.

N

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Safari Safari dickboi, Lagos-Abidjan and Lagos-Accra
Closed lad accounts Several
Oh [the captive] ate his own willy!!! HAHAHAHA. I saw the look of excitement in his eyes like no other meat taste better!! yummm yummm! HAHAHAAHAHA. He cut his big right toe, his penis and penis shaft at different stages- funny funny funny!! He did this where some promiscous women do all sort of things. I know they were all thrilled. ahahahahahhhhhaaaaaa. His penis shaft was sewn to his nostril and more!! The doctor did a good job!! My men took picture of him parading him around the market square and public schools where everyone sang him wanker praises!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! I will continue to torture him unless I receive my $150,000 reward for wasting my time!! Period!
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Yastreb
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Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 14721
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

With me it was slightly nastier in some ways (excuse the language):

Quote:
6:48 PM fssa.uk: BASTARD YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
THANKS FOR PLAYING ME!!!
I AM NO FOOL ANYMORE OK??
me: What the Sam Frick are you on about?
fssa.uk: U ARE A BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6:49 PM me: Stop repeating yourself and have the guts to back up your words.
6:50 PM Or are you some sort of coward? Where I come from that sort of talk gets you a broken jand worse.
fssa.uk: U ARE A FUCKING BASTARD, HOW ABOUT THAT?
6:51 PM me: Remember that Saddamite I shot in the head with a 12-gauge double-ought? That's you iif you don't back down, maggot!
fssa.uk: FUCK OFF IDIOT!!!
6:52 PM You are SH at 419eater forum\
me: What is your fucking problem, bonehead?
Who the Sam Frick is "SH"? Answer me!
6:53 PM DO IT JERKWAD! I'VE BROKEN KNEECAPS FOR LESS!
fssa.uk: ASK YOURSELF THAT QUESTION YOU FOOL.
6:54 PM I THOUGHT YOU WERE A REAL CAPTAIN ONLY TO REALIZE IT WAS ALL A GAME!
YOU BASTARD!!!
me: Are you on drugs?
fssa.uk: YOU ARE GOING TO PAY DEARLY FOR WASTING MY TIME, ENERGY AND MONEY. WATCH OUT!!!!!!!!!!!
me: Or maybe sniffing glue?
6:55 PM Is that a threat? You know I am an expert at killing people. 20+ Iraqis and Somalians could tell you that if the dead could talk. Do you want to be number 21?
Is that a yes?
6:56 PM fssa.uk: FUCK OFF!
KILL YOUR ASS!
6:57 PM me: You do not frighten me. Some jumped up little pen-pusher like you couldn't kill a toddler. What's your problem with me anyway? I offered to pay your expenses. Don't you want your money?
fssa.uk: TO HELL WITH YOUR MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6:58 PM me: Your call. How much are you down?
fssa.uk: FUCK OFF MORON!!!!
6:59 PM me: Listen, kiddo - just take a chill pill. You'll see reason soon.
fssa.uk: I NEED NO REASON ESITEIN
7:00 PM me: You have no reason and no brains if you refuse my money.
fssa.uk: FUCK OFF!
TO HELL WITH YOUR MONEY!!!!
7:01 PM me: Not much of a vocabulary either. British schools have dropped off bigtime - or you were/are just plain dumb.
fssa.uk: FUCK OFF!!!
7:02 PM me: Man, you are such a childish little loser.
Sorry - that should be "You are such a loser, you stupid little boy".
7:03 PM fssa.uk: FUCK OFF BASTARD!!!!
7:04 PM me: Rant and rave all you want, but you're the one who lost money and refused to claim it back - LOSER.
fssa.uk: FUCK OFF ALL I CARE!
7:05 PM me: Well, I don't care any more really. You'll be fired from AALA and that's an end to a - well, not promising career. I'll still be rich and you'll be looking for a job during a recession. Sucks to be you, boy.
7:06 PM fssa.uk: FUCK OFF!!!
me: Truth hurts, doesn't it, LOSER?
fssa.uk: FUCK OFF!
I HAVE CAUGHT YOU!
7:07 PM CAMMY WAS A CHARACTER YOU INVENTED
me: Sad little boy on the streets of London, a long way from Charleston.
fssa.uk: NOW LET THE TRUTH BEGIN TO HURT YOU.
me: Cammy is my daughter. You're delusional.
Suck that up, boy!
fssa.uk: YOU HAVE NO DAUGHTER!!!!!
7:08 PM YOU ARE A TIME WASTER BASTARD!!!!!
me: She would be very hurt to hear that.
7:09 PM I served my country and bled for it. What have you done for England, boy?
fssa.uk: FUCK OFF!
7:10 PM me: Back to that again? You don't have a gorram clue!
fssa.uk: FUCK OFF!!!!
I HAVE SEEN ALL AT 419EATER FORUM
HOW YOU ALL PLANNED THE GAME!
me: Why did you throw away your job and your future?
7:11 PM fssa.uk: I HAVE NO FUTURE WITH ANY OF YOU MORON
YOU CAN TALK AS MUCH AS YOU WOULD LIKE.
me: Well, you have no future - first bit of sense from you so far.
I fought for freedom of speech.
fssa.uk: JUST KNOW THIS IS OUR LAST CONVERSATION EVER AND I DO WANT YOU TO POST IT AS USUAL ON THE 419 EATER FORUM OK?
7:12 PM me: I don't know where you get your delusions from, boy.
7:13 PM fssa.uk: PLEASE ASK WEATHERMAN TO GET ONLINE TOO!
me: Who?
fssa.uk: OH YOUR FATHER
7:14 PM me: My father is not called Weatherman. His name is Michael Reynolds.
fssa.uk: OH I SEE.
IS HE THE KING AT 419 EATER FORUM?
me: Say what?
7:15 PM fssa.uk: OH IDIOT YOU SAY WHAT?
me: My father runs a business in Charleston. He's no gorram king of anything!
fssa.uk: OH I SEE.
7:16 PM me: I doubt it, boy.
fssa.uk: HE IS A COCAINE PUSHER IN CHARLESTON?
me: No, he sells marine supplies! You're stepping over the line, boy!
7:18 PM fssa.uk: OH I SEE
HE IS SUCH A WISE FOOL
me: What's the matter anyway? You need more drugs?
7:19 PM Don't aske me about them. Winners don't use drugs. That's why I know you do. You're a big-time loser, boy.
7:20 PM fssa.uk: FUCK OFF WHEN YOU ARE DONE. COWARD!
7:21 PM me: You're the kind of freak who'd fill your pants and huddle in your own filth if someone says "Boo"!
7:23 PM fssa.uk: FUCK OFF YOUR FUCKWIT!!!
I HAVE CAUGHT YOU!!!
7:24 PM me: Do you come from a long line of inbreeds?
fssa.uk: OH ASK YOUR FATHER THAT HE MAY
7:25 PM me: Did your brother fuck your sister? And did he butt-fuck you?
7:26 PM And was that before or after your father did the deed?
7:28 PM I'll take that as a yes.
fssa.uk: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
me: Nothing unusual there.
fssa.uk: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
7:29 PM me: Is there an echo in here?
fssa.uk: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
me: BTW - who lost what exactly? How much are you down, boy?
And is there an echo in here?
fssa.uk: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
7:30 PM me: Now you're just being lazy as well as stupid.
fssa.uk: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
7:31 PM me: You must have spent quite a bit of money in Accra. How much was it?
fssa.uk: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
7:32 PM me: What did the guys you hired have to say about everything going to shit? Bet they were pissed off!
fssa.uk: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
me: And the hotel bills... that must have put a dent in things.
fssa.uk: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
7:33 PM me: I bet all your colleagues are going to laugh their nuts off.
fssa.uk: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
7:34 PM me: They'll be pointing their fingers and laughing fit to burst. Richard Head - what a loser. What a waste of space. He wouldn't even make it as a rent-boy.
fssa.uk: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
7:35 PM me: I'm well-off and safe and sound in the US. You don't have a future. Sucks to be you, boy.
fssa.uk: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
7:36 PM me: I think I'll have a whisky now.
fssa.uk: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
me: Withor without ice?
7:37 PM fssa.uk: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
me: Maybe some cheese and crackers as well.
fssa.uk: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
me: What are you having?
fssa.uk: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
me: Apart from humble pie and a shit sandwich?
7:38 PM fssa.uk: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
me: Not even that? You really are fucked, boy.
7:39 PM fssa.uk: BEGIN TO TELL ME THE TRUTH NOW. NANASTIAN KNEW I HAVE CAUGHT YOU.LOL
me: Who?
fssa.uk: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
me: Damn - I thought you'd explain.
fssa.uk: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
7:40 PM me: Too bad, so sad.
fssa.uk: [email protected]: SO I THINK THAT ALL IN ALL, "THE DICKBOI PROGRAM" IS A GOOD DESCRIPTION OF WHAT HAS HAPPENED.
BUT UNFORTUNATELY THIS IS NOT THE END.
NO.
me: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
[email protected]: YOU KNOW WHAT THE END HAS TO BE, DON'T YOU CLOVE.
[email protected] is offline. Messages you send will be delivered when [email protected] comes online.
7:41 PM U SEE IDIOT? HE IS TELLING ALL THE TRUTH
WHERE IS DRAMA QUEEN AT?
me: Damn it - we were having such a productive exchange.
fssa.uk: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
7:42 PM me: I think Richard is the Drama Queen, with the emphasis on "Queen". He was fucked in the ass by his father and never got over it.
fssa.uk: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
7:43 PM me: See what I mean? He's had a breakdown and keeps putting in the same gibberish.
fssa.uk: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
ARE YOU UPSET?
me: Inbred families tend to produce backward offspring.
fssa.uk: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
7:44 PM me: We have Richard as proof.
fssa.uk: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
me: Sir Charles, are you having a drink?
fssa.uk: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
IT WAS A GREAT LAUGH.
BYE\
7:45 PM me: Who was the joke on?
fssa.uk: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
me: Wasn't on me. What about you, Sir Charles? Do you feel humiliated at all?
fssa.uk: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
7:46 PM me: Cammy wasn't humiliated either. Seems to wrap it up, really.
7:47 PM fssa.uk: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
me: Whatever!
fssa.uk: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
7:48 PM me: You're boring and stupid. Do you want the last word or something?
fssa.uk: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
me: You're boring and stupid. Do you want the last word or something?
fssa.uk: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
7:49 PM me: You're boring and stupid. Do you want the last word or something?
fssa.uk: YOUR DICKBOI PROGRAM HAS COME TO AN END. YOU LOSERS!
me: You're boring and stupid. Do you want the last word or something?
[Then a BUSY notification appeared]
7:51 PM You? Busy? That'll be the day, boy!
7:52 PM Run back to mama then. She needs you... no other man would screw her.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I think you've upset him, somehow. Razz

Let a mod know if you want his thread to be 'retired' to frustrate him, or moved somwhere that needs a login (is he signed up here?).

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^^^^

Thanks Roycropper but he is signed up as a member anyway - but I'd quite like him and his friends to enjoy it where it is for now!

And of course we'd love to hear his side of the story...

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

dickboi wrote:
YOU LOSERS!
I see only 1 LOSER banghead here.... Laughing

... guess who that might be... Mr. Green

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Actually, I feel kind of sorry for Dickboi. I mean, he has had a hard time of it recently, and he has spent a lot of money over the last two years running around trying to get his hands on our billions of dollars. I don't think we have treated him very well and it really isn't fair. I know it isn't much, but I'm sure if I sent him $500 dollars it would at least make him feel a little bit better. I would even send it via Western Onion or MoneyGran. I wish I knew his contact details so I could arrange the transfer. Perhaps if we all had a little collection and sent him some money it would make things better. Remember, we will need his legal authority indemnificationable if we are to make this into the book, movie and tv series, so perhaps if we send him some money he will forgive us. I don't want him getting his Barrister to stop us making him famous.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I didn't have a clue about this - just read it and have been crying with laughter. Loved the "humble pie and shit sandwich" comment. Way to go!

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hello Charles / Richard / David / dickboi / clove! Look at the bottom of the page son, we have over 22000 members. I hope you realize, now that you've been sold to the world, every time you get a reply to one of your yahooboy formats, it's likely going to be from one of us.

For someone so foolish, greedy, wicked, and gullible, you provide great entertainment. How about doing one of your small boi voices again, just for old time's sake?

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My, tetchy isn't he.

Congratulations to all concerned - including you dickboi if you're reading this.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Cathy2008

If you want to get some insights into the mad mad mad mad world of dickboi, check out the Hamas Hooter modality (it explains my siggy):

Quote:
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=147818&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=red+hot+poker&start=0


I'm afraid some of the photos have been removed but they were truly hilarious.

I'll also get the Abidjan Safari thread put back into the main forum. Dickboi will enjoy reading that at leisure in Accra! Check out the sound recordings!!!!! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A new member asked recently whether we are worried about lads finding and/or joining Eater.


As you can now most concretely see -- we are most definitely not worried.

Good stuff. Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've only read the first page of that previous post and its had me nearly wetting myself laughing.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dickboi, on the behalf of all of the sane members here, I would like to apologize for the horrible treatment you have received here. Please feel free to contact me about the reparations that are due to you.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi dickboi! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I hope you are now fully recovered dickboi from your horrendous kidnapping ordeal.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^^^^^^^^^

Who nose??? (gedditt????)

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Oh [the captive] ate his own willy!!! HAHAHAHA. I saw the look of excitement in his eyes like no other meat taste better!! yummm yummm! HAHAHAAHAHA. He cut his big right toe, his penis and penis shaft at different stages- funny funny funny!! He did this where some promiscous women do all sort of things. I know they were all thrilled. ahahahahahhhhhaaaaaa. His penis shaft was sewn to his nostril and more!! The doctor did a good job!! My men took picture of him parading him around the market square and public schools where everyone sang him wanker praises!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! I will continue to torture him unless I receive my $150,000 reward for wasting my time!! Period!
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This might sound like an utterly daft question, but whilst we are not bothered if they join and see what we are doing (and undoubtedly at this point bang their heads 20 times on the nearest hard object, thus destroying their only brain cell) - presumably admin check the IPs of joining members? It strikes me that it would be a great shame if they all got to know about us and checked this site out first for our various modalities?

(Not that I know bu99er all)

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^^^^^^^^^

Good question.

Well dickboi - you tell us! Why did it take you so long? Greed? Stupidity?

But I guess from time to time you may have been a bit too busy... Twisted Evil

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=149936&highlight=

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Oh [the captive] ate his own willy!!! HAHAHAHA. I saw the look of excitement in his eyes like no other meat taste better!! yummm yummm! HAHAHAAHAHA. He cut his big right toe, his penis and penis shaft at different stages- funny funny funny!! He did this where some promiscous women do all sort of things. I know they were all thrilled. ahahahahahhhhhaaaaaa. His penis shaft was sewn to his nostril and more!! The doctor did a good job!! My men took picture of him parading him around the market square and public schools where everyone sang him wanker praises!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! I will continue to torture him unless I receive my $150,000 reward for wasting my time!! Period!
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