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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Force is strong for Jedi police
Eight police officers serving with Scotland's largest force listed their official religion as Jedi in voluntary diversity forms, it has emerged.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/glasgow_and_west/8003067.stm

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

As long as they don't join The Watchtower Apocalyptic Testament, I don't have any problem.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

During the last 2 census' held here my family members have been listed as Jedi, it appears to be the fastest growing religion however funding for a Jedi shrine just doesn't seem to be made available.

I wonder how many moe people will need to join the Jedi before we are taken seriously Cool Wink

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 6:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Jedi powers really do work. The force is strong in my family. My father had it, I have it and my sister.... Watch... check this out.

*waves hand* You don't need to post whore here. This isn't the thread you are looking for. You can go on about your business.... move along.

You want to try?

No... try not. Do... or do not. There is no try.

You don't believe it?

That is why you failed.


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 6:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

What a damn embarrassment for Scotland Sad

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 7:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

True, Craig, true.

I feel there must be far more followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster than Jedi.


To me it seems a sensible answer to an intrusive question. I'm not sure how collecting data on their religion affects their ability to do the job.
I get really narked at having to fill in a religion on school data forms, hospital admission forms, census,job application etc etc
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 7:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I prefer to worship the loch ness monster as opposed to Jedi...

We will find it one day and when we do.... god help us all Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I always put "Pastafarian" (a follower of the Flying Spaghetti Monster) on forms when I get asked about my religion, only because "Stablehand of the Invisible Pink Unicorn (PBUH)" didn't fit in the box.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I put myself down as Jedi in the last census. Word was that if enough people signed up for it, it became one of the country's official religions. I go to church just as often as when I was C of E. Wink

Next time in Scotland, if I have any dealings with the Police, I can try the 'these aren't the droids you're looking for' routine, see if I get a smack in the mouth or not.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 9:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ I put Jedi too.

And I drew little pictures of tie fighters and light sabres on the form too.

I have no problem with coppers saying they're Jedi. I sincerely doubt that these particular individuals are anyway. Like the census, they probably wrote Jedi as there was no category box to tick for "Fuck off and mind your own business".

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nanny Ogg wrote:

I feel there must be far more followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster than Jedi.


Yaaaaarrrrrr!!!!

I be one of those as me avatar shows.

And after a few wee drams of Scotland's finest, most Scots will call themselves anything you want

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think you may find that after lots of wee drams many Scots worship St Hughey.
They kneel at his porcelain altar and call down it to him
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Nanny - I don't mind telling my religion at a hospital; that way I know the chaplain they send me has some idea where my thinking lies. Any other institution, however, is forbidden by law from asking such a question here in the US.

There's a lot they can't ask here, for fear of lawsuits.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 5:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Titania
I suppose you're right re the hospital.

but I do find it intrusive when schools ask religion and ethnic grouping and the next census is going to find some interesting answers


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 5:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My children are exempt from R.E in school. Causes too many problems. We are all strictly a no-faith family.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 6:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well done, Craig, especially if it's slanted to one faith, though I do believe understanding of many religions, beliIfs and concepts broadens the mind.
I greatly distrust fundamentalists and bigots of any kind.
I am proud to say my offspring have friends of many faiths as well as agnostics.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

About 30 years ago my (even still-now) brilliant and non-conformist, and (at-the-time) teenage, daughter moved with me to a small rural town in the USA,
statistically nearly all Protestant + Catholic in religious faith, and nearly 100% white/Caucasian -- insofar as such matters were categorized at the time.

I enrolled her in the local public -- presumably non-sectarian -- high school, and was horrified to learn that during her first week (at age 16 or so), she'd been "required" to fill out a questionnaire about her demographic characteristics. She was at the time a principled vegetarian who had been thinking about the intersections of humans and animals and our responsibilities to the earth, and was making conscious and conscientious decisions about how to live according to her beliefs, with my absolute support.

They asked "your race." She answered: HUMAN.
They asked "your religion." She answered: BUDDHIST.

To the best of my knowledge, she is still the only on-record Buddhist Human in the entire history of that rural Pennsylvania public high school.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^
Brilliant
I take my hat off to her

I may just put down our ethnic group as TARTAN
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I was dragged up catholic. I am now a non believer. I however am still interested in all religions and am happy to read and learn about all of them.
I believe that religion has a useful place in many societies. Many just seem to forget what the point was in the beginning.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Because of where I live, companies /must/ ask you what religion you are, so that they can be monitored to make sure that they are hiring equal numbers.

Religion is such a part of everyday life here, but as I understand it, its not about belief in God, but about the way that you act and behave. I could be wrong here in this assumption (I've only been here three years).

When I studied RE, we looked at all the other religions, and barely touched Christianity. The same in college. When I was working part time in a school over here, I happened to be photocopying RE resources and took a read. All about Christianity.

Here, what denomination you are, and who your family are, play a big part in how accepted you are.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Lets not get too far into real religions here, stick to made up ones like the Jedi and FSM.

Still, if it all goes tits up we can blame the OP. Wink Smile

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Roycropper wrote:
Lets not get too far into real religions here, stick to made up ones like the Jedi and FSM.



Dunno about made up but I'm certainly one of it's most avid followers.
In fact, you could call me an extremist.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Jizzlam

(Perhaps a bit NSFW)

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 11:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ I'd be more worried about my dose of Swine flu if I were you.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 11:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Smile Slightly

What made you go find that?

Please don't tell us you are a follower. The thought of a squirrel producing 3 liters and an extra 2 pints is beyond belief Laughing

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