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PostPosted: Fri May 01, 2009 1:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Scotland 'could help combat flu'....

Dr Harry Burns said having among the first confirmed cases of the virus put Scotland in a "pretty unique position".

As the only country in the world able to threaten us with a combined assault of bagpipes, haggis and cold porridge sandwiches, they are right up there in the 'combative ability' rankings. :yikes:

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PostPosted: Fri May 01, 2009 2:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Now we have TV adverts telling us to put our hands in front our noses when we sneeze - ideally a handkerchief.


Some "experts" here have said that the proper way to sneeze is to do it into the crook of one's elbow. Shocked

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What next ? - flush the loo after use.


Again I have been admonished "If it is yellow let it mellow, if it is brown flush it down". Confused

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PostPosted: Fri May 01, 2009 7:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

More important would be to put the lid down when flushing the toilet, stops aerosol spread of germs
Keep door handles and light switches clean. ( come to that clean all handles ie the fridge door, washing machine etc )
Wash hands or use one of those wee gel products, now available in handbag size.
Dont lick the toilet seat

Its interessting to note that all 8 confirmed cases in the UK are being treated at HOME. They are not considered ill enough to be in hospital!
So far I'm not concerned

@ Callum, watch some Scottish city centre streets on a Saturday night you'll see the 'combative abilities'

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Its when we start deep frying the porridge sandwiches, thats the time to worry
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PostPosted: Fri May 01, 2009 7:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Pakistan have complained that just as we tell them to do something about the Taleban we are introducing Sharia Law and covering our faces.


Where are we introducing sharia law? and why?


NHS Direct just telling people to sit at home have a beechams?

I hear when the WHO state the crisis level is 5 or above we get to bait lads at will (I know we do already but they must supply a smear test to say they are clean from swine or goat flu)

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PostPosted: Fri May 01, 2009 9:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Swine flu is nothing more than plain ol' flu people get every year, and people in the third world die of every year.

http://punkpatriot.blogspot.com/2009/04/do-you-have-swine-flu-yet-has-anybody.html
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PostPosted: Fri May 01, 2009 12:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Fri May 01, 2009 2:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The pork industry is desperate for a name change, though methinks they are shutting the barn door long after the piggy has bolted.

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In part due to such responses and outcries from within the pork industry, the WHO and several governments have begun officially calling the virus by its scientific name, "2009 (A)H1N1, human." Some governments have also attempted terms such as "Mexican Virus," "North American Flu," or "Novel Flu Virus," but the street name for the illness, "swine flu," may already been well-entrenched.

Pork magnates criticize the WHO's rebranding of the strain as belated, saying that the damage has already been done as their industry suffers further in the midst of a recession. In the public mind, the term "swine flu" is not only easier to remember than the official scientific acronym, but has also been ingrained on an hourly basis for long enough to stick.


2009 (A)H1N1, human? Mmm, catchy.

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PostPosted: Fri May 01, 2009 6:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

One case is 3 miles from where I live.

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PostPosted: Fri May 01, 2009 7:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Fri May 01, 2009 7:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

TheLovelyJill wrote:
If anything happens to me can someone take on my lads?

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Only you have left a will naming an unrelated next of kin in a foreign country and named Mr Ubuto Aboa as your barrister.

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PostPosted: Fri May 01, 2009 8:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Interesting article
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8028371.stm

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Professor Wendy Barclay, chair in influenza virology at Imperial College London says initial indications suggest there is nothing about the genetic make-up of the new virus which is a cause for particular concern.



If that's the case why all the media attention? What are we being diverted away from?
Or am I just an old cynic looking for conspiracy theories?
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PostPosted: Fri May 01, 2009 9:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dear Nanny Cynical Ogg

I think it unlikely that during the current "swine flu" media scare our esteemed government have hidden the news of 26 MPs sacked for scamming honest people out of their hard earned taxes, an invasion into a major oil producing country and news that Gordon Brown is really an alien from outta space. But on the other hand..........

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PostPosted: Fri May 01, 2009 9:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Hmmm
The only issue I take with what you say above is that Gordon Brown is Scottish, not an alien from outta space...
but wait a minute, he's from the Kingdom Of Fife, why is that the only Kingdom in the UK?
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PostPosted: Fri May 01, 2009 9:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Good point. Although I can't help thinking this is propanganda at its best. No jobs, no money, fags up, booze up, taxes up. But hey folks, look on the bright side, you ain't got swine flu. Yet.

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PostPosted: Sat May 02, 2009 2:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat May 02, 2009 5:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Western Union and Moneygram have announced that due to the Swine Flu epidemic,
they are temporarily closing all of their offices worldwide.

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PostPosted: Sat May 02, 2009 10:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I called the NHS help line about swine flu, but all I got was crackling.

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PostPosted: Sat May 02, 2009 12:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Roycropper wrote:
The pork industry is desperate for a name change


How about "Oink Kittens"?

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PostPosted: Sat May 02, 2009 1:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wow, they've suddenly decided that their estimated figure of 170-odd dead in Mexico was wrong. It's now at 101.

Seeing as all cases outside Mexico have been very mild, the fact we don't know annything about the people who have died in Mexico (it could be young children and elderly people - nothing too amazing) I think this is all overhyped. Frankly, it's disgusting. The way the media have done this is only going to spread mass panic.

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PostPosted: Sat May 02, 2009 2:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

According to the BBC, its now nothing more than the usual deaths in mexico from the seasonal flu, since they have such crappy infastructure, people die in the hundreds there from the flu.
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PostPosted: Sat May 02, 2009 2:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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The way the media have done this is only going to spread mass panic.


In the UK, the govt has been no help either.

The latest coming out is that we will all survive the first wave due to the summer weather (and medicinal ice-cream) but be killed off by the 2nd or 3rd waves which will arrive in Winter and which will be much nastier.

Therefore, being an early shopper, I've decided to take no chances and am not going to buy any Christmas presents this year just in case.

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PostPosted: Sat May 02, 2009 3:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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The way the media have done this is only going to spread mass panic.

The media is all about beating things up into crises, disasters, catastrophes and apocalypses.

Spreading mass panic is very good for their revenue and profits. Bad news is always good news for the media, and given the 24-hour global reach of news they're in a perfect position to keep the world in a near-permanent state of panic.

Politicians, of course, love crises like this, because it is so easy and uncontroversial to slaughter millions of animals and show how caring of their voters they are.

Is it any surprise that journalists rate right down there in the basement with politicians in public surveys asking "Who do you trust?" Evil or Very Mad

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PostPosted: Sun May 03, 2009 2:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Therefore, being an early shopper, I've decided to take no chances and am not going to buy any Christmas presents this year just in case.
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PostPosted: Sun May 03, 2009 3:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I believe that with all of this mountain out of a mole hill making that is going on, if we ever have a REAL crisis, it will be like the boy who cried "wolf". Confused


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