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 Can anyone translate a note into RUSSIAN for me?

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Ninastian
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

While our lad Dickboi is in Accra twiddling his thumbs (see http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=159521&start=425) I thought it might be fun to send him along to the Russian Embassy with a comical note, written in Russian.

The lad believes that soon he will be receiving over $1m via one of the embassies (using diplomatic channels to smuggle the cash into Ghana) so he will play along.

If there are any Russian speakers out there in Eater-land, or if you know someone who could help, please could you PM me?

Thanks!!! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Won't babelfish give a usable result?

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Nice idea but I have in mind some nuances that are beyond Babelfish! Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I find that google translate usually gives quite nice results, though I wouldn't know how that holds up for google translate.
http://translate.google.com/translate_t?hl=nl#en|ru|Hello!

Otherwise... well... you might want to find a vlad to translate it for you? Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Just a thought - if you do in blatantly babelfished Russian, it would get a laugh for sure. Do we want him humiliated or just brushed off, or maybe slapped about?

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Also, make a screenshot of the note and send him that.
That way there's no possibility that he uses a similar service to translate it back to a language he does speak because retyping it will probably not be an option.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You can send me PM, I'll translate you with a great pleasure.
I thought to try this modality in my first bait, and to get the lad beaten in the Russian embassy in Dakar, but he was too lazy to get out of the 'refugee camp'. But probably your business can be arranged only in Dakar or Lagos embassy?

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Thanks Paraguay. Very Happy

I'll PM withthe text when I've worked it out - hopefully later today.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

i suggest translating the following into russian 'i am a criminal who steals money from people. please ask me to remain in the waiting room until the police arrive'.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^^^^^

I'm aiming to come up with something incriminating that will also make sense in the light of our modalities in case dickboi is ever clever enough to get it translated.

I have in mind some interestig puns along the lines of my lad having prepared his hole for filling (fnnuurrrrr!!!!) - hence the need to get it translated by a native speaker who can deal with smutty double entendres! Wink

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks, paraguay! I just know this is going to be killer! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 10:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@paraguay

Please could you check your inbox for a couple of PMs?

Thanks Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 3:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Paraguay has kindly come up with some delightfully obscene but ambiguous text in Russian, which I have told dickboi to present to the most senior person he can find at the Russian Embassy tomorrow.

Follow this and dickboi's other adventures here:

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1360562#1360562

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Oh [the captive] ate his own willy!!! HAHAHAHA. I saw the look of excitement in his eyes like no other meat taste better!! yummm yummm! HAHAHAAHAHA. He cut his big right toe, his penis and penis shaft at different stages- funny funny funny!! He did this where some promiscous women do all sort of things. I know they were all thrilled. ahahahahahhhhhaaaaaa. His penis shaft was sewn to his nostril and more!! The doctor did a good job!! My men took picture of him parading him around the market square and public schools where everyone sang him wanker praises!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! I will continue to torture him unless I receive my $150,000 reward for wasting my time!! Period!
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 3:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

haha! instruct him to hand over the letter with his passport - with luck they will be so annoyed they will not give him the passport back again
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