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Ninastian
419Eater is my life
Joined: 19 Sep 2006
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Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:15 am |
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While our lad Dickboi is in Accra twiddling his thumbs (see http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=159521&start=425) I thought it might be fun to send him along to the Russian Embassy with a comical note, written in Russian.
The lad believes that soon he will be receiving over $1m via one of the embassies (using diplomatic channels to smuggle the cash into Ghana) so he will play along.
If there are any Russian speakers out there in Eater-land, or if you know someone who could help, please could you PM me?
Thanks!!! 
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Oh [the captive] ate his own willy!!! HAHAHAHA. I saw the look of excitement in his eyes like no other meat taste better!! yummm yummm! HAHAHAAHAHA. He cut his big right toe, his penis and penis shaft at different stages- funny funny funny!! He did this where some promiscous women do all sort of things. I know they were all thrilled. ahahahahahhhhhaaaaaa. His penis shaft was sewn to his nostril and more!! The doctor did a good job!! My men took picture of him parading him around the market square and public schools where everyone sang him wanker praises!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! I will continue to torture him unless I receive my $150,000 reward for wasting my time!! Period! |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
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Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:30 am |
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Won't babelfish give a usable result? |
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Ninastian
419Eater is my life
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Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:33 am |
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Nice idea but I have in mind some nuances that are beyond Babelfish!  |
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Sea-Mugu, London-Is1e of Wight
dickboi, Lagos-Abidjan and Lagos-Accra
Several
Oh [the captive] ate his own willy!!! HAHAHAHA. I saw the look of excitement in his eyes like no other meat taste better!! yummm yummm! HAHAHAAHAHA. He cut his big right toe, his penis and penis shaft at different stages- funny funny funny!! He did this where some promiscous women do all sort of things. I know they were all thrilled. ahahahahahhhhhaaaaaa. His penis shaft was sewn to his nostril and more!! The doctor did a good job!! My men took picture of him parading him around the market square and public schools where everyone sang him wanker praises!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! I will continue to torture him unless I receive my $150,000 reward for wasting my time!! Period! |
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Master of Puppets
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
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Location: Pulling the Strings
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Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:02 pm |
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Yastreb
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Joined: 04 Apr 2006
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Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:07 pm |
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Just a thought - if you do in blatantly babelfished Russian, it would get a laugh for sure. Do we want him humiliated or just brushed off, or maybe slapped about? |
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Master of Puppets
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
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Location: Pulling the Strings
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Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:10 pm |
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Also, make a screenshot of the note and send him that.
That way there's no possibility that he uses a similar service to translate it back to a language he does speak because retyping it will probably not be an option. |
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paraguay
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 08 Sep 2008
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Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:36 pm |
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You can send me PM, I'll translate you with a great pleasure.
I thought to try this modality in my first bait, and to get the lad beaten in the Russian embassy in Dakar, but he was too lazy to get out of the 'refugee camp'. But probably your business can be arranged only in Dakar or Lagos embassy? |
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Ninastian
419Eater is my life
Joined: 19 Sep 2006
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Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:07 pm |
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Thanks Paraguay.
I'll PM withthe text when I've worked it out - hopefully later today.
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Sea-Mugu, London-Is1e of Wight
dickboi, Lagos-Abidjan and Lagos-Accra
Several
Oh [the captive] ate his own willy!!! HAHAHAHA. I saw the look of excitement in his eyes like no other meat taste better!! yummm yummm! HAHAHAAHAHA. He cut his big right toe, his penis and penis shaft at different stages- funny funny funny!! He did this where some promiscous women do all sort of things. I know they were all thrilled. ahahahahahhhhhaaaaaa. His penis shaft was sewn to his nostril and more!! The doctor did a good job!! My men took picture of him parading him around the market square and public schools where everyone sang him wanker praises!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! I will continue to torture him unless I receive my $150,000 reward for wasting my time!! Period! |
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r2d2
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 19 Apr 2009
Posts: 796
Location: in a galaxy far far away
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Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:34 pm |
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i suggest translating the following into russian 'i am a criminal who steals money from people. please ask me to remain in the waiting room until the police arrive'. |
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Ninastian
419Eater is my life
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Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:20 pm |
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^^^^^^^^
I'm aiming to come up with something incriminating that will also make sense in the light of our modalities in case dickboi is ever clever enough to get it translated.
I have in mind some interestig puns along the lines of my lad having prepared his hole for filling (fnnuurrrrr!!!!) - hence the need to get it translated by a native speaker who can deal with smutty double entendres!  |
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Sea-Mugu, London-Is1e of Wight
dickboi, Lagos-Abidjan and Lagos-Accra
Several
Oh [the captive] ate his own willy!!! HAHAHAHA. I saw the look of excitement in his eyes like no other meat taste better!! yummm yummm! HAHAHAAHAHA. He cut his big right toe, his penis and penis shaft at different stages- funny funny funny!! He did this where some promiscous women do all sort of things. I know they were all thrilled. ahahahahahhhhhaaaaaa. His penis shaft was sewn to his nostril and more!! The doctor did a good job!! My men took picture of him parading him around the market square and public schools where everyone sang him wanker praises!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! I will continue to torture him unless I receive my $150,000 reward for wasting my time!! Period! |
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SlapHappy
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Joined: 15 May 2006
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Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:59 pm |
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Thanks, paraguay! I just know this is going to be killer! |
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Ninastian
419Eater is my life
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Sun Apr 26, 2009 10:00 am |
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@paraguay
Please could you check your inbox for a couple of PMs?
Thanks
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Sea-Mugu, London-Is1e of Wight
dickboi, Lagos-Abidjan and Lagos-Accra
Several
Oh [the captive] ate his own willy!!! HAHAHAHA. I saw the look of excitement in his eyes like no other meat taste better!! yummm yummm! HAHAHAAHAHA. He cut his big right toe, his penis and penis shaft at different stages- funny funny funny!! He did this where some promiscous women do all sort of things. I know they were all thrilled. ahahahahahhhhhaaaaaa. His penis shaft was sewn to his nostril and more!! The doctor did a good job!! My men took picture of him parading him around the market square and public schools where everyone sang him wanker praises!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! I will continue to torture him unless I receive my $150,000 reward for wasting my time!! Period! |
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Ninastian
419Eater is my life
Joined: 19 Sep 2006
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Sun Apr 26, 2009 3:16 pm |
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Paraguay has kindly come up with some delightfully obscene but ambiguous text in Russian, which I have told dickboi to present to the most senior person he can find at the Russian Embassy tomorrow.
Follow this and dickboi's other adventures here:
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1360562#1360562 |
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Sea-Mugu, London-Is1e of Wight
dickboi, Lagos-Abidjan and Lagos-Accra
Several
Oh [the captive] ate his own willy!!! HAHAHAHA. I saw the look of excitement in his eyes like no other meat taste better!! yummm yummm! HAHAHAAHAHA. He cut his big right toe, his penis and penis shaft at different stages- funny funny funny!! He did this where some promiscous women do all sort of things. I know they were all thrilled. ahahahahahhhhhaaaaaa. His penis shaft was sewn to his nostril and more!! The doctor did a good job!! My men took picture of him parading him around the market square and public schools where everyone sang him wanker praises!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! I will continue to torture him unless I receive my $150,000 reward for wasting my time!! Period! |
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r2d2
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 19 Apr 2009
Posts: 796
Location: in a galaxy far far away
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Sun Apr 26, 2009 3:43 pm |
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haha! instruct him to hand over the letter with his passport - with luck they will be so annoyed they will not give him the passport back again |
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