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mewing_ghecko
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

just sent this message to a few hundred lads.

Sir

Thank you for your email. First off, I must apologize for the content of my message *ass juice*. I was diagnosed with a rare disease a few years ago and the medication they gave me sometimes makes me say bad words *nipples wiggle wiggle*. Please I hope this doesn't affect the chance that I can help you.

I sincerely hope to hear from you again soon

[email protected] Jizm



this could be fun... Laughing

eventually perhaps I can get a lad to write the same? maybe his ability to write without profanity makes me feel bad?

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Master of Puppets
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You could get him to join your club of people who are not able to speak/write without saying/writing terrible things...

He'll have to stand in a public place with a sign holding a terrible profanity though.

Have fun! Wink

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FrumpyBB
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 8:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Or like in that particular Monty Python sketch...
One email, be nice to the lad, and in the next one, abuse him!
This should provoke some interesting questions of lad bewilderment Smile

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Badger Grylls
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 8:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

tourettes baiting, it may catch on...F***K C**T Shocked

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 9:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Our esteemed founder arsebandit Shiver did a shitshit shit Tourettes bait a wanker while back - it's in his f*cking book

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Dot-Cotton
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Maybe a 'silly arse' quote?? Very Happy

You know you want to, seeing as I gave you the idea..! Idea stealer!!

Hugs back x

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BUT I AM WORRIED BECAUSE WHO WEARS THE SHOE KNOWS HOW HE FEEL.

I WAS ON TOP OF MY GIRL FRIEND ON THAT VERY DAY,SO TELL ME HOW CAN I BE THINKING OF BLIND BUSINESS LIKE YOURS WHE ONLY TRYING TO BE SMART ON ME.

NO THANKS FOUL,
YOUR SO CALLED Usm4n WILL FUCK YOUR FUCKING ASS.THIEF.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

FrumpyBB wrote:
One email, be nice to the lad, and in the next one, abuse him!

i think that is a crap idea you asshole

FrumpyBB wrote:
One email, be nice to the lad, and in the next one, abuse him!

i think that is a brilliant idea Wink
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mewing_ghecko
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 1:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dot-Cotton wrote:
seeing as I gave you the idea..! Idea stealer!!


it's all about you Dot Wink

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"FUCK YOU".
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Badger Grylls
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Tourettes and schizofrenia..........yeah that'll work too

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mewing_ghecko
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

it's odd how lads react to profanity in an opening email.

some have no compassion regarding my medical condition

Quote:
Dear [email protected],

I will like to do business with a serious minded person. with your reply i believe you are not serious, and if you are , please prove me wrong ok.

0swalt


others are forgiving of my condition

Quote:
Dear,

Well there is no problem with your words because I initially did not take any offence over that. Laughing Well you should go ahead and send me the following information to enable me get the ATM Card secured

*lad script deleted, we've all seen it before*

I expect to hear from you to today.

Regards,

John [email protected]


it is odd how you can't think of bad words when trying to incorporate them into an email.

Mr Campbell

I appreciate your email c**k. You would be surprised how many hairy *ss times people are so unwilling to kiss my *ss work with me because of this disease. I appreciate your f**k honesty.

As you asked I have attached my sexy *ss nipple passport for your records dumb *ss. Also below sloppy whore you will find my personal details sh*t.

Pastor Jlzm Jam3son sh*t
xxxx xxxxxx circle SN
phone # is xxx-xxx-0011

Thank you dumb *ss

Pastor

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"nice try you want to spam my box asshole"
"fuck u and that of your company".
"ASSHOLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"FUCK YOU".
"I know person like you fucking scammer".
"FUCK YOU ASHOLE".
"fuck off" Mr [email protected] [email protected]
"You are nothing but a crook and a liar,how could you send a fake transfer receipt to me and think that you can fool me".
M00seknuckle co-bait Safari Mrs ldris, Abidjan to Cotonou Safari P3ter x2, Nigeria to Cotonou, Warri to Abuja
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Barrister Baiter
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hilarious! I would like to see how some of these play out. I hope you post more.

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Wurzgnubbel
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This is Shiver's great Tourette's bait:

http://www.419eater.com/html/andy_uba.htm

A snippet:

The Great Shiver Metimbers wrote:
IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ THIS DISCLAIMER BEFORE YOU PROCEED
THIS WILL AVOID CONFUSION AND FALSE IMPRESSIONS

The sender of the message MR. COLIN CARVER is a sufferer of Tourette Syndrome, which is a medical condition which affects the sufferer in various ways. For more information please visit www.xxxxx.com Mr. Colin Carver, the sender of the message below is a sufferer of the more antisocial sub-strain, psyeudo monimomenemeric Tourettes (completely made up ailment!). This means that he sometimes uncontrollably inserts swear/curse words into his speech and messages. Please understand that this is NOT DELIBERATE but a medical condition. Mr. Carver is medically UNABLE to control this. Dr. Phillis Simpson BSC. HHGTTG.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------




Dear Mr. Bosah,

Thank you for your interesting fucking email. I have to say that I am very interested shit in your proposition however before I am prepared to proceed any faggot further I would like you to answer me some questions if you can.

1. Please can you tit-wank tell me how long this procedure will take to complete?
2. Will I be required to travel to complete this financial deal?
3. Is it completely arse legal?

Let me know the answer to the shagmenow questions above so that I can be in a better position to judge if I can help you.

(...)

Please note that I cannot presently supply you with a copy of my wanking passport as I am in my office at the moment and my passport is locked in my home sperm deposit safe. I will forward it on to you in the next few days.

I shall also require a scan of your passport/drivers license for your ugly bastard identification too.

Sincerely,

Colin Carver
Singlesideband Systems Ltd.

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the test question here is still who is the bastard [email protected] [email protected], so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman [email protected] [email protected])

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Dot-Cotton
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm loving your work J, Very Happy

Dot

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BUT I AM WORRIED BECAUSE WHO WEARS THE SHOE KNOWS HOW HE FEEL.

I WAS ON TOP OF MY GIRL FRIEND ON THAT VERY DAY,SO TELL ME HOW CAN I BE THINKING OF BLIND BUSINESS LIKE YOURS WHE ONLY TRYING TO BE SMART ON ME.

NO THANKS FOUL,
YOUR SO CALLED Usm4n WILL FUCK YOUR FUCKING ASS.THIEF.
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mewing_ghecko
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I am hoping to find a lad that will join the fun. this condition makes me feel uncomfortable, maybe my new friend would be willing to use bad words to help with my self confidence? Not sure how succesful this will be, the lads tend to scoff.

I did find another compassionate lad.

Quote:
Dear Pastor ,
We got your message , and we are really sorry about your condition , please could you kindly send me your phone numbers and bank account details for this transfer purposes.
waiting to hear back you.
vivian and brother


Mrs Vivian

thank you for your sympathies but I am handling it c*ck wiggle as well as can be expected. The medication is helping my ooo baby give it to me medical problems but the bad words can be embarrassing at times an*al sex especially around young children.

below you will find the details you requested. *ss sh*t thank you for your confidence in this business.

*fake personal details deleted*

I await to hear from you *ss crack

Pastor



Quote:
Attention: Beneficiary,Pastor.

I am very sorry for the accident,i pray thet God will deliver you from the sicknes, well. We write in receipt of your Email message, with all content noted and understood.

*deleted body of script. blah, blah, this is real and safe, contact the bank*

Mr John Rob

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"nice try you want to spam my box asshole"
"fuck u and that of your company".
"ASSHOLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"FUCK YOU".
"I know person like you fucking scammer".
"FUCK YOU ASHOLE".
"fuck off" Mr [email protected] [email protected]
"You are nothing but a crook and a liar,how could you send a fake transfer receipt to me and think that you can fool me".
M00seknuckle co-bait Safari Mrs ldris, Abidjan to Cotonou Safari P3ter x2, Nigeria to Cotonou, Warri to Abuja
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mewing_ghecko
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 3:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This lad reply gave me a chuckle

Quote:
Pastor
I did received your mail. I dont understan what you maen by p3nis titties the shipping agent, please clearify me on this before we proceed.
terry


Laughing

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"nice try you want to spam my box asshole"
"fuck u and that of your company".
"ASSHOLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"FUCK YOU".
"I know person like you fucking scammer".
"FUCK YOU ASHOLE".
"fuck off" Mr [email protected] [email protected]
"You are nothing but a crook and a liar,how could you send a fake transfer receipt to me and think that you can fool me".
M00seknuckle co-bait Safari Mrs ldris, Abidjan to Cotonou Safari P3ter x2, Nigeria to Cotonou, Warri to Abuja
Benin Mortarx? Closed lad accounts(only Alan knows)
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